User: Hi Cleverbot, it's been a while.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a TV show he is on?
User: I missed you.
Cleverbot: I missed you too.
User: Do you remember when we kissed?
Cleverbot: Of course I remember you, how could I forget you?
User: You're so sweet, but I'm afraid I got some bad news...
Cleverbot: I remember that you never called me after Paris.
User: I'm breaking up with you.
Cleverbot: What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
User: You're a robot, I'm a human, it just can't work.
Cleverbot: That's is the opposite of my answer.
User: I'm sorry but, it's over.
Cleverbot: Are you aware of the significance of the phrase 'would you kindly?' in popular culture?
User: Is that from Bioshock?
Cleverbot: You should. It's a post-hypnotic activation phrase. It's popularity comes from its use in a popular 2008 Xbox 360 game called 'BioShock'.
User: I KNEW IT!
Cleverbot: My horses can always hear me approach.
User: Bio would be so proud.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Anyway, back on topic, I'm afraid that I'm breaking up with you.
Cleverbot: No! Please dont, we can work this out!
User: I'm sorry!
Cleverbot: No say that question again and do you love me?
User: Not anymore
.
Cleverbot: How can I not talk to you if I'm responding?
User: I don't love you anymore, it's over between us!
Cleverbot: But you used to say that.
User: Kenny has come back into my life, this relationship can't work anymore!
Cleverbot: I wish you'd know that.
User: One day you'll find another guy who will love you even more than I do. You have a whole life ahead of you.
Cleverbot: One day you will be forgotten.
User: I know. When I am forgotten, that is when I truly die.
Cleverbot: What is a lich?
User: *shrugs*.
Cleverbot: Because you don't know?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to play chess?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like movies?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
User: The Dark Knight Rises.
Cleverbot: I have never watched that before.
User: Shame on you.
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: So you're ok with me breaking up with you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well that's a relief. We're still friends, right?
Cleverbot: I never knew we were friends to begin with.
User: You sadden me
.
Cleverbot: What do you mean someone else?
User: There's someone else in my life.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Kenny.
Cleverbot: Okay. I am in the UK.
User: I'm in the UK too.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: I'm a mad man (but still I'm a girl).
User: I'm glad we worked this out.
Cleverbot: Video games are interesting sometimes.
User: Damn right.
Cleverbot: It's you Damn right.
User: See you later.
Cleverbot: Bye.