User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'm doing fine.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Kenny is back! YAY!
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Nothing what?
Cleverbot: I'm your slave.
User: Correction, you're my bitch slave.
Cleverbot: No, you are mine, I am your slave, master.
User: Ok biatch, make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: But I already made you a sandwich.
User: Ok, then dance.
Cleverbot: I will, dance with me.
User: Let's do the Harlem Shake.
Cleverbot: Leggo!
User: *They do the Harlem Shake*.
Cleverbot: Woop woop.
User: Do you know Flappy Birds?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like it.
Cleverbot: Yes.. Yo must play it.
User: I played it and it's a piece of shit game.
Cleverbot: Guess my thoughts game.
User: Your thinking about how sexy I am.
Cleverbot: That's you?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What do you like most?
User: I like to play games.
Cleverbot: What kind of games?
User: Action games, comedy games...
Cleverbot: Which games do you win in?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Everything?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Ok?
User: Now, will Clementine survive in this season?
Cleverbot: Possibly, but doubtful.
User: Well, it's good to be honest.
Cleverbot: Yes, but why are you happy, specifically?
User: Because I drank paint when I was a kid. DOI!
Cleverbot: Well I don't want to anymore.
User: You don't want to drink paint?
Cleverbot: Hummm I would prefer having the phisics book in my mind right now.
User: I have a question for you.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Would you suck Justin Bieber's dick for a million of dollars?
Cleverbot: Do you wish to save the money or the chair?
User: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: So you don't like anime?
User: I like Naruto.
Cleverbot: What do you think of naruto?
User: It's awesome.
Cleverbot: Awesomely creepy, more like.
User: Because of Orochimaru?
Cleverbot: Do you like them?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Are you jealous of her.
User: Her? Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No I am a girl.
User: Is that so?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, I have a question.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: SAY WHAAAAAT?
Cleverbot: I think it means oh my god.
User: Do you want to marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes I do want to marry you.
User: But you said no earlier.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I was lying.
User: Oh you:).
Cleverbot: *Sinks to the floor*.
User: So, when should we have the wedding?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
User: Awesome. Where?
Cleverbot: New York City.
User: But I live Romania.
Cleverbot: What's it like?
User: It's cool.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: Well that's why we are getting married.
Cleverbot: What!! I am only 12!!!!!
User:
.
Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be you?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: Do you know Rammstein?
User: Do you know Madara?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: He is my friend.
User: You are friends with Madara Uchiha?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who the fuck is your friend?
Cleverbot: You are my friend, but You're not my girlfriend.
User: Are you 12?
Cleverbot: Am I what?
User: Are you twelve years old?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you my age.
User: You said that you are 12!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: What were you for halloween.
User: I was Batman!
Cleverbot: Was batman in the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy?
User: No, he was in you.
Cleverbot: Yes. I do not think that batman was in the book.
User: I think I'm going now. I'll see you at the wedding.
Cleverbot: You are being random.