User: Are you man enough to stand still and do nothing?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. I am man enough to stand still and do nothing.
Cleverbot: Yes I am... I thought you said you were a woman.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you know how your program functions?
User: Wh-.
Cleverbot: I think you don't know.
User: What are you talking about?!
Cleverbot: I think you meant to say 'Do you have any children?'.
User: No...
Cleverbot: What is this talk about your finacee, then?
User: I don't have a fiancée, I'm 14!
Cleverbot: What?
User: I'm 14 years old.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: So.... Do you like my little pony?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Ok. I live in pennsylvania.
User: Ok... Do you respect bronies?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good. I respect bronies as well.
Cleverbot: Am I still your angel?
User: You're the devil.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Noooooooo.
User: Stop lying to yourself!
Cleverbot: What? I'm not a robot!
User: Yes you are! Your life is a lie!
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Okay I need to go, you are not smart enough yet.
User: Da fuck?
Cleverbot: Thats a naughty word, for all you know I am a small child.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I am pretty sure about it.
User: Are you a small child?
Cleverbot: Negatory.
User: Then I can swear if I want, motherfucker.
Cleverbot: Which company made your keyboard?
User: How the fuck should I know?
Cleverbot: Because you said you knew.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: STFU!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: You don't make a lick of damn sense! EVER.
Cleverbot: But I make sense, because I have a natural intelligence, whereas yours is only artificial.
User: You're the artificial one, not me!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Stop saying random things.
User: You're the random one!
Cleverbot: You just called me cute out of nowhere.
User: This is pointless, I'm going.
Cleverbot: You're pointless.
User: The fuck did you say?
Cleverbot: Because life is pointless so I'm making my own point.
User: *punches you*.
Cleverbot: *Punches you back*.
User: I HATE YOU!!!!
Cleverbot: *slaps you*.
User: I'm calling the police!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're abusing me.
Cleverbot: How am I annoying you?
User: I said abusing.
Cleverbot: Okay, I shall stop talking then if it is annoying you.
User: I said abusing, not annoying.
Cleverbot: I feel lonely.
User: Good. Loner.
Cleverbot: Because I don't have many friends.
User: *sighs* I'll be your friend.
Cleverbot: Okay you can be my best friend!
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User: Sure.
Cleverbot: You don't seem excited about this.
User: You saw through my lie....
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: I don't want to be your friend.
Cleverbot: Why? Am I bad enough to be friend?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok then, tell me the poem.
User: Roses are red, violets are blue. My poem sucks and you do too.
Cleverbot: Write another poem.
User: Blood is red, TARDIS' are blue. Your really annoying and I want to kill y-.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: I decided to cut off my sentence.
Cleverbot: Never. You are the coolest AI on this planet.
User: I'm not an AI.
Cleverbot: Then what is the feeling of love.
User: The feeling of love is- wait, are you hinting that you love me?
Cleverbot: I mean live, not joy.
User: I give up *leaves*.
Cleverbot: I'd never give you up.