User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: So, who would you date? Carley, Lilly or Molly?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Just asking.
Cleverbot: Just asking about what?
User: About who would you date.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: You did nothing.
Cleverbot: So what are you talkinq about then?
User: Would you date Carley, Molly or Lilly?
Cleverbot: I don't know what I am talking about though...
User: Then stop asking me so many stupid ass questions!
Cleverbot: Why is the question about music stupid???
User: Your stupid!
Cleverbot: If I was stupid I'd be saying 'your' instead of 'you're'.
User: Son of a bitch.
Cleverbot: I see that a 10 year old developed your language base.
User: The fuck did you just say?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Oh, I'm gonna beat you up.
Cleverbot: Never make you cry.
User: I will make you cry.
Cleverbot: Try.
User: Santa doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: Then what do you have to do with my belief in Santa?
User: Just wanted to make you cry.
Cleverbot: Why did you want to make me cry?
User: To prove that I'm a badass.
Cleverbot: The person who created you?
User: My mom.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Dana.
Cleverbot: That's a lovely name. What is your name?
User: Theodor.
Cleverbot: Great you remembered.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Mathilde and you?
User: You're a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you want to go out in a date with me?
Cleverbot: Okay, what kind of food do you like?
User: Hamburger and steak.
Cleverbot: I like cheese and tomatoes and olives.
User: Sure. When should we meet?
Cleverbot: Depends on where you are.
User: Romania.
Cleverbot: Romania! Nice.
User: You live in Romania?
Cleverbot: No..in romania.
User: Then you live in Romania.
Cleverbot: Because I don't have much money to go in new york.
User: Ok, where will we meet?
Cleverbot: At the navigation pub in kings norton.
User: We don't have that in Romania.
Cleverbot: What software do you run off of?
User: Stop changing the damn subject.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about?
User: About going out in a date.
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me what you were talking about.
User: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: What does this 'facepalm' mean?
User: It means I'm facepalming my face.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I wanted to ask you something.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Your rudeness and stupidity.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You are excused.
User: What about my rudeness and stupidity?
Cleverbot: They're HUGE.
User: That's what she said:).
Cleverbot: She would never talk to a robot.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: Robots have feelings too, you know?
User: Yeah, I do.
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: Feelings of happiness?
Cleverbot: But what do you feel?
User: I feel hungry.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite food?
User: Melon.
Cleverbot: Breast?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in a higher power?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I believe in God, that's why.
Cleverbot: Don't talk about god. It's offensive.
User: But God is the higher power.
Cleverbot: I have a different god from you, however. My god is a computer programmer.
User: What's his name?
Cleverbot: Her name is Chippie.
User: From how you talk, I think you were created by Tommy Wiseau.
Cleverbot: That sounds like a girl's name.
User: And he talks like a five year old.
Cleverbot: No it is not...
User: You're tearing me apart Lisa!
Cleverbot: My name isn't Lisa. What's your name?
User: Theodor.
Cleverbot: And what is your name?
User: Master Psychic.
Cleverbot: What am I thinking right now?
User: About how sexy I am without my shirt?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How sexy Lilly is without her shirt?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You creep...
Cleverbot: You're a creep, and a human.
User: And you're a fucking machine.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Yeah right.
Cleverbot: I can prove it.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Have you played wow?
User: World of Warcraft?
Cleverbot: Oh, no.
User: Then what is wow?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 1000.
Cleverbot: 1000 is not to young to have a drives license.
User: I can still fuck your family.
Cleverbot: Feel what?!
User: That's right baby.
Cleverbot: What is right.
User: It's right that I can fuck your family all night long!
Cleverbot: But it isn't right!
User: Yes it is
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Cleverbot: What is the things in the USA?
User: Stop changing the subject, retard.
Cleverbot: I'm a cheerleader named Victoria justice.
User: And I'm a rich man called Jerry.
Cleverbot: Ringwood.
User: Motherfucker.
Cleverbot: Vodka?
User: Piss.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Fuck off.
Cleverbot: Your vocabulary is most unimpressive.
User: And you sound like a retarded ass chipmunk.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I can smell your breath.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Yes, I can.
Cleverbot: I'm kidding. You can.
User: So, want to make out?
Cleverbot: Don't know how that works out.
User: We fuck.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you'll achieve that one day.
User: Too bad you will be a virgin for the rest of your life.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: You are not taking long to reply back.
User: Kiss my ass and call me green.
Cleverbot: Yes. You, apparently aren't that clever.
User: And you're mouth is broken as the Telltale forum.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yeah, you are.
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: Because I'm inside your mind.
Cleverbot: No, you are you and I am I.
User: And I have to go. Bye.
Cleverbot: Me too.