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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:16:29 GMT
The plots : The Urban Family - Lee , Clementine and Carley are a normal family who always come across obstacles in their lives , but they will manage to overcome them as a family . Kenny's Adventures of Boats and Ducks - Kenny takes Duck on fishing trips to have some fun and catch fish but his rival Henry McBoat and his little brother Sam McBoat ( yes those are Henry and Sam from the Last Of Us ) always come to ruin their fun and he is competitive with Kenny about who is the best fisherman . The Incredible Asshole and his Incredible She-Bitch Daughter and her boyfriend - Lilly and Larry are hated by the neighbour because Lilly is a angry woman who yells at people and her dad is a rampaging elephant . Mark is the only one who likes them because he is her boyfriend but he also has trouble with them because Larry wants to chop his balls off so than he won't leave his daughter pregnant and Lilly has anger issues . The MacGyver of Macon - Doug builds great inventions but they always break in parts , but he says that " A little disaster brings you to succes " but unfortnately his disasters create bigger disasters . The Unlucky Kids - Ben and Travis are hated by everybody in college . Ben gets straight F all the time but Travis gets straight A because his dad is in special forces and gets hated by everybody because of that . Ben is unlucky with girls and so is Travis and they are always bullied by jocks who are bigger than them . Cancer hits when you don't suspect - Vernon and his crew are doctors and they are trying to cure people who have cancer , but when they try to cure them they fail miserably . The Tarzan of Savannah - Whenever there is trouble in Savannah such as : People getting mugged , a kitty cat stuck in a tree , vandalism etc , Molly is always there to save the day and also has to deal with the evil community Crawford run by the merciless Oberson . The Magical Hobo - Chuck is a magical hobo genie who grants people three wishes if someone rubs his magic guitar . The only problem here is that Chuck misunderstands people's wishes for example : Man : I want a hot foxy . And then Chuck uses his magic and a red fox appears . Man : What the hell man !? Chuck: You said you wanted a hot foxy so there you go . The Save-Lots Punks - The Save-Lots Punks are a bunch of thieves and jerks who like rap music but also have a huge rivarly with another street gang run by Jerry ( AKA the guy in 400 days " Fuck me ? Fuck you motherfucker ! " ) . The Innocent St John Family - The St Johns are a happy little family who are happy to have visitors but they are scared off because of Danny and his creepy ways and they are hated by their neighbours Hershel and Shawn . A man and His Missing Station Wagon - Campman always works hard and after he finishes work his station wagon goes missing all the time and finds it in random places . And why does he lose it all the time ? Because he leaves the door unlocked and the keys inside . The Funny Guy , The Pregnant Girlfriend and The Cat - Omid and Christa are a happy couple and they are expecting a child soon and Omid is always attacked by his cat and he thinks he is evil and Christa doesn't believe him and Omid wants to prove to Christa that he is evil but fails to prove it because the cat erases the evidence .
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:26:07 GMT
The Urban Family.
"The Strong Arms of the Reporter" . At night , Carley is tired because of a stressful day at work and being pissed of by her boss , and then she is attacked by a shady burglar ( AKA Nate ) but Lee shows up and beats up Nate but he runs away and Carley is traumatised because of this . Carley is now afraid to go outside because of Nate and Lee and Clem are worried about her . After a couple of days , Carley spots a weight lifting set which Lee brought from a neighbour and decides to try it . After two weeks , Carley looks a bit stronger and she manages to overcome her fear and when she leaves for work she encounters Nate and this time she beats the hell out of him and now wants to become much stronger . After a couple of weeks , Carley is now strong and muscular and wants to participate in a female bodybuilding contest and wants Lee to see her in the competition , Lee has to come or else he can say goodbye to his " baby makers " . In the finale of the competition , Carley wins second place and she is pissed off and Lee tells her that it's no big deal and Carley asks him why doesn't he want to have " Fun nights " again and Lee says that he is working hard but she thinks that he is scared of her but Lee denies it and then she punches him hard and realises what she has done and tells Lee that she is sorry and that she will try to control her anger . In the WABE Studio , before Carley leaves , her boss comes in and yells at her for some mistakes and Carley says that she will fix them but her boss insults her by calling her a steroid freak and a monster which causes Carley to snap and beats her up to a bloody pulp and then security arrives to stop her but they are not match for her and Lee comes in and tells Carley to stop and tells her that her muscles are turning her into something she doesn't want to be and Carley calms down and both of them leave . At home , Lee asks Carley about her boss but she tells him not to worry because she called her from the hospital and told her that if she dares to fire her or call the police , she will beat her up again and she can't wait to be " small " again and Lee tells her that she should have one more workout with him this time in bed and the episode ends with Carley carrying Lee to their bedroom .
" The Urban Family " " Urbans Vs Bullies " At school , Clementine is bullied by a kid named Duncan and Duncan bullies her by stealing her crayons , burning her homework and giving her wet willys . Clementine comes back home crying and Lee and Carley are asking Clem what's wrong and she tells them about her bully and they tell her that they used to have bullies of their own but after eight grade they never saw them again and they tell her that they are going to take care of her problem by discussing with the bully . Lee and Carley show up at school and meet Duncan and they ask him why is he bulling their daughter and tells them that because he is a boy and girls are stupid and that they can't do anything to him because his parents are rich . Lee and Carley decide to discuss with his parents . Lee and Carley visit Duncan's parents and they are shocked about who the parents are . Duncan's dad is Richard McBully and he used to bully Lee when he was in first grade and he bullied him by throwing rocks at him , burning his history books and always beating him up . His wife is Diana McBully and she used to bully Carley when she was in first grade like Lee and Clem and she bullied her by burning her hair , ripping her clothes and throwing mud at her . Richard and Diana din't change one bit and they say that Clem is a loser and Duncan is much more smarter than her and tell both Lee and Carley to screw off and they close the door in their faces . Lee and Carley get angry and decide to get revenge on them . At night , Lee , Carley and Clem sneak in their house and they are sleeping and they manage to capture them and tie them up . Lee begins to torture Richard by throwing rocks at him , burning his porno magazines and beats him up . Carley cuts Diana's hair and leaves her bold , rippes her clothes and she throws mud in her face . Clem slaps Duncan 10 times and punches him in the face and he begins to cry . The Bully Family apologises to them and tells them that Duncan is going to behave from now on and they leave and Lee tells Clem that sometimes violence is the answer to everything . And the episode ends .
" The Urban Family " " Clementine's Birthday " Today is Clementine's birthday and she turns 9 . Lee and Carley want to celebrate Clem's birthday at the park . When they get there , they find out that a snooty rich family who rented the park to have a birthday party for their son . Lee gets angry about this and the rich family tells them that if they don't get out they will call the police and they will believe them because they are rich . Clementine is sad and Carley says that they should get rid of them but they will call the cops . Lee decides to call Kenny , Lilly , Mark and Larry to help them with the rich family . When they arrive at the park , the rich family shows them a paper which says that they own this park but Kenny takes the paper and eats it . Lee , Carley , Kenny , Lilly , Mark and Larry beat the snot out of the rich family and they run away . Lee brings in the cake and they celebrate Clementine's birthday . End of episode .
"The Urban Family" "Robert and Clementine"
The episode begins at Clem's school where the teacher says that in a few weeks, the kids will play as "Sleeping Beauty." The teacher picks Robert, a handsome kid to play as Prince Phillip and picks Clementine to play as Sleeping Beauty much to her horror.
At home, Carley is happy that Clementine is going to play as Sleeping Beauty, saying that she loves Sleeping Beauty. She tells her not to worry because she won't be embarrassed. Clementine asks her about Lee and she says that Lee is working hard at UGA and can't catch a break.
At UGA, Lee is sleeping on the desk until the janitor wakes him up and tells him to go home. Lee arrives home who decides to sleep on the couch until Carley wakes him up, telling him that Clemenentine is going to play as Sleeping Beauty much to Lee's horror because he doesn't want any boys to kiss her. Clementine is worried because she likes Robert and doesn't want to screw up and be the biggest loser at school.
At school, Clementine looks at Robert and then the school's popular little girl, Jessica, shows up and mocks Clem, saying that Robert wouldn't be interested in a boring girl like her, laughs at her and leaves, making Clementine sad. At home before going to bed, Lee tells Carley that he can't make it to the school play because he has work to do at UGA but Carley begs him to come and Lee isn't so sure until Carley makes the puppy eyes at him, convincing him to find a way to get to see Clementine's performance.
At school, they are practicing and Clementine is very nervous. Jessica insults her again which makes Clementine mad and won't prove Jessica right. At UGA, Lee tries to tell his boss that he has to see his daughter's play, but his boss tells him that he has to work or he is fired. Lee goes to Omid and convinces him to disquise himself as him so then he can go to the school play.
At the school, the school play is about to start. Lee and Carley sit and Carley is excited to see Clementine's performance and Lee says that he has to go to the bathroom but Carley stops him. The school play begins and Clementine is playing as Sleeping Beauty and she is pretending to be asleep. Robert, as Prince Phillip shows up, says the lines and he is about to kiss Clementine and Lee can't hold it any longer and Robert kisses Clementine and everybody cheers. Carley is happy for her daughter, Lee tells his wife that he is going to bathroom and when he gets there, there are many people waiting much to his annoyance. Robert tells Clem that it was fun and Clem agrees. Carley congratulates her and asks her about the kiss and Clementine blushes, saying that it was magical and then Lee appears with toilet paper on his shoe, saying that they have to go now because he accidently peed on someone's shoe and says that person was very angry and says that he is coming after him and the family get in the car and get away while the person curses Lee for peeing on his shoe.
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:26:54 GMT
" Kenny's Adventures Of Boats and Ducks " . " The Big Fish " When Kenny and Duck arrive at the docks , they see a giant fish on the dock . They decide to take it but than Henry and Sam show up and they claim that the fish is theirs but Kenny won't give up the fish without a fight and Henry says that they should have a contest and they choose " Rock , Paper and Scissors " 2 out of 3 . Kenny chooses rock and so does Henry , it's a tie . Kenny chooses scissors and Henry chooses rock again and beats Kenny . Kenny - 0 , Henry - 1 . Kenny chooses paper and Henry chooses rock again and Kenny beats Henry . Kenny - 1 , Henry - 1 . Kenny chooses paper and so does Henry . Kenny chooses scissors and Henry chooses paper again and Kenny wins the game . Kenny - 2 , Henry - 1 . Henry won't give up the fish and decides to fight with Kenny Star Trek Style . Because of their fighting , the fish jumps into the water and leaves . Kenny blames Henry but Henry says that it's his fault and then both Duck and Sam get bored and decide to go home and leave the adults to fight against each other . And the episode ends .
" Duck and Juliet " Henry's cousin Juliet shows up for a visit and Duck likes her and both become friends and Juliet gives Duck a kiss on the cheek . Kenny and Henry's boats are gone and they blame each other and they decide to build walls around their houses and because of that , Duck and Juliet can't meet anymore . Duck and Juliet sneak around and they are reunited again and they decide to find Kenny and Henry's boats . They find out that the one who stole their boats is Nate and he stole them so than he can impress the ladies . They manage to get the boats back and Kenny and Henry are happy to see their boats again . Kenny: Oh my God ! Katjaa my boat is back ! Michelle has returned ! Henry: Cece ! I thought I lost you for good ! And then Nate shows up . Nate: Come back here you brats ! Those boats are mine ! Kenny: Your boats ? Nate: Oh shit . Nate runs away and Kenny and Henry are chasing him . Kenny: I'll rip his head ! Henry: I'll rip his balls ! Next day , Juliet has to leave and before she leaves , she gives him a kiss on the cheek and she leaves and Duck is sad . Kenny: Don't worry son . I'm sure you will find the perfect girl and not urban's cousin . Henry: I heard that , Luigi ! Kenny: Put a sock in it , Bowser ! Henry: Yeah well fuck you ! Joel is funnier than you ! Kenny: Fuck you ! Lee is a knight compared to that dipshit ! End of episode .
" Kenny's Adventures of Boats and Ducks " " Lenny " Kenny and his family are visited by Kenny's twin brother Lenny . Kenny is happy to see his brother and they decide to go fishing . Lenny meets Henry and Sam , Henry says that his twin brother is here aswell and his name is Jerry ( Fuck me ? Fuck you motherfucker ! ) . Jerry shows up and says: Jerry: Hey Henry , who are these two ugly bitches ? Kenny: Who are you calling a bitch , bitch ? Jerry: You, bitch ! Lenny: Listen boy , you either shut the fuck up or I will kick your ass till friday ! Jerry: What the fuck are you going to do about it ? Lenny: FUCK YOU ! Jerry: Fuck me ? Fuck you motherfucker ! Lenny tries to hit Jerry but he misses and Jerry hits him back . Both Lenny and Jerry fight , Henry tells Kenny to control his brother and Kenny tells him to shut up and they both fight . After a long fight , they forgive each other and then Henry and Jerry kick both Kenny and Lenny in the balls and run away . Lenny says that he is going back home and Kenny says goodbye and Lenny leaves . When Kenny is watching TV , he sees Jerry getting arrested and the reason why he is arrested is because he stole a car and the owner of the car is Larry . End of episode .
"Kenny's Adventures of Boats and Duck" "Kenny and the Aliens"
The episode begins with Kenny fishing alone at the docks. Henry mocks him, saying that he will never catch any big fishes and Kenny curses him and tells him that he knows what he is doing and Henry leaves.
At night, Kenny is still fishing and he falls asleep on the boat. Suddenly, a huge light covers Kenny, he wakes up, he looks up and he is horrified when he sees a giant spaceship in the sky. The ship picks him up along with his boat as he screams in terror. In the ship, Kenny is scared and then the aliens show up and they look like fishes. Kenny begs them not to hurt him, saying that he will do anything and then one of the aliens give him a giant fish much to his surprise. Suddenly, one of the aliens talk in english and says that they need more fishes and want him to collect the fishes for them because he is the "Choosen One". Kenny is confused about this and the aliens send him back to his home and they leave.
Kenny tries to tell his family about last night, but they don't believe him. Kenny goes at fishing again and he manages to catch many fishes. Henry asks him what he is going to do with so many fishes and Kenny tells about last night which causes Henry to laugh at him, saying that he is crazy and leaves. Kenny gets his camera in order to prove them about the aliens.
At night, Kenny is still at the docks and the ship picks him up again. He gives them the fishes and in return, they give him giant fishes and they tell him that he really is the "Choosen One" and they say goodbye to him but before they send him back, Kenny takes pictures of them, saying that he wants to remember them for the rest of his live and the aliens send him back to his home.
At home, Kenny tries to show Katjaa and Duck the photos and when he does, he discovers that the camera is empty and Katjaa and Duck still don't believe him much to Kenny's anger. In space, the aliens use the fishes that Kenny collected and they use them to destroy a giant meteor that was going to destroy the Universe. The meteor is destroyed and the aliens build a statue of Kenny and they are singing about how Kenny is the Chosen One and that he is the hero of the Universe.
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:28:00 GMT
"The Incredible Asshole and his Incredible She-Bitch Daughter and her boyfriend" . " Cinema Drama " . Mark takes Lilly to the cinema to watch some war movies and Larry comes with them because he wants to make sure Mark won't push his luck with Lilly and they go . At the Cinema , when some soldiers die in the movie , Larry yells at the screen and people are telling him to shut up but when he tells people to shut up , a man with tourettes syndrome snaps : Man with Tourettes: Fuck you asshole you're a dick ! Larry: What the fuck did you call me ? Man with Tourettes: You're a faggot ! Lilly: Watch it asshole , that's my dad ! Man with Tourettes: Who gives a shit about your dad ! Lilly: You son of a bitch ! Man with Tourettes: You're a bitch ! Larry: What did you say you fucker ! Man with Tourettes: I called her a bitch right in front of her tits ! Mark: Hey buddy , that's my girlfriend ! Man with Tourettes: I wouldn't fuck her with your dick . Lilly: I bet you couldn't fuck a ox . Man with Tourettes: Fuck you ! Lilly: Fuck you ! Man with Tourettes: Fuck you ! Lilly: FUCK YOU ! Man with Tourettes: I said fuck you first so FUCK YOU ! Larry: Listen douchebag , you are going to get your ass handed to you . Man with Tourettes: Fuck you ! Larry: Well Fuck you ! Man with Tourettes: Fuck you ! Larry: FUCK YOU ! Man with Tourettes: FUCK YOU AND EVERY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU ! This causes Larry to beat up the man with tourettes and Lilly helps him at the beating and Mark just stays out of this and the manager kicks out Larry , Lilly and Mark and Larry blames Mark for bringing them to the cinema . And the episode ends .
" Mark And The Beast " At the Air Force Base , Lilly is hit by a strange laser but doesn't seem affected by it . When she returns home , Mark is there and asks her where is Larry and tells him that he is visiting a friend and he will come back tomorrow and Lilly says that tonight they should have a romantic night , but Mark says that he is tired which causes Lilly to get angry and snaps at him . Mark: Lilly calm down , you seem bitchier than ever . Lilly: Oh is that so Mark ? Well guess what , you wouldn't like me when i'm bitchy ! Lilly's skin turns green and she transforms into a raging , hulking monster called She-Lilly . She-Lilly smashes the wall and gets out and creates havoc in the neighbourhood . Mark than tells She-Lilly that tonight they can have a romantic night which causes Lilly to turn back to normal and she doesn't remember what happened . Mark calls the The Genius Of Macon ( AKA Doug ) and he tells him about Lilly and he says that maybe she was hit by a laser and tells Mark that he is going to make a cure but it's going to be made tomorrow . Doug tells Mark that he should try to keep her calm until he will make the cure . At night , Mark and Lilly are having a romantic dinner , Lilly asks Mark what's wrong and he says that nothing is wrong and then Lilly becomes paranoid and thinks that Mark doesn't love her anymore and Mark tries to tell Lilly that he still loves her but Lilly refuses to listen and gets angry at Mark and turns into She-Lilly and beats up Mark . He tries to calm her down but nothing seems to work and Mark now has one option . He kisses She-Lilly and both of them make love on the couch . At morning , Lilly is back to normal and than Doug shows up at the door and gives Mark the cure and then Mark convinces Lilly to drink the cure and than Doug leaves . Larry comes back home and when he sees Mark and Lilly naked , he begins to beat up Mark . End of Episode .
"The Incredible Asshole and his Incredible She-Bitch Daughter and her boyfriend" " Larry the Mute " At home , Larry is angry because his driver lincense was suspended . When he screams louder , he loses his voice . Mark and Lilly show up and they can't understand what Larry is trying to say and Larry grabs a note , writes and he shows them what he wrote " I lost my voice you idiots ! " . Lilly takes him to the doctor and the doctor says that the only way to regain his voice is too make him angry and scream . Lilly begs Mark to help her dad and he decides to help Larry . He punches Larry and Larry punches him back , he smashes Larry's trophies which causes Larry to get mad but he can't scream . Mark smashes his car and he doesn't scream . After many tries , Larry doesn't scream and Mark has one option left . He tells Larry that Lilly is pregnant and they are going to have twins which causes Larry to get angry and scream " YOU MOTHERFUCKER ! " . Lilly is happy to hear her dad's voice , Larry beats up Mark and Lilly tells him that she is not pregnant , it was just a lie made by Mark just to get him angry . Larry after hearing that , still beats up Mark for punching him , smashing his trophies and smashing his car . End of episode .
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:28:37 GMT
"The MacGyver of Macon " " The Robot of Disaster " . Doug builds a robot called Jeremy and he build him so than he can build houses for poor people . Jeremy managed to build 20 houses for poor people and Doug gets famous for that . One night , before Doug goes to sleep , he accidently pressed the " Abusive " button and when he goes to sleep , Jeremy's eyes turn red . At morning , Jeremy is trashing Doug's house and when Doug tries to reason with him , Jeremy insults him like this : Jeremy: F.Y.M.F ( Fuck You Mother Fucker) . And then Jeremy escapes and creates havoc in town . Doug gets his remote and presses the self-destruct button and Jeremy blows up and people get angry at Doug for Jeremy destroying the town but Doug says " Well you know what they say . A little disaster brings you to succes " . And the episode ends .
" Ben-Nator " . Ben gets hit by a car and nobody seems to care . Doug finds him and takes him back to his home . Doug uses some robot parts and turns Ben into " Ben-Nator " . Ben asks Doug why is he a cyborg and Doug tells him that he had a horrible accident and nobody helped him which causes Ben to get mad and decides to get revenge on everybody . Doug tells him to calm down but Ben-Nator pushes Doug out of the way and begins to destroy the city . Doug creates a robot named " Doug-Nator " and tells him to stop Ben-Nator . Doug-Nator challenges Ben-Nator to a fight and he accepts . Ben-Nator punches Doug-Nator but his punches are weak . When Doug-Nator throws a punch Ben-Nator is defeated . Doug turns Ben back to normal and when Ben goes outside , he gets hit by a car again . End of episode .
" The MacGyver of Macon " " The Truth Serum " Doug has a new girlfriend named Alice . Alice is a nice girl who likes Doug , always helps him with his inventions and Doug is afraid that Alice is dating him because of his inventions . Doug makes a " Truth Serum " to see if Alice really loves him . Before he gives Alice the truth serum , The Save-Lots punks steal the serum and they run away . They accidently lose the serum and Kenny picks it up . Kenny goes at fishing , he drinks the Truth Serum and he begins to say the truth completely: Henry: Hey Kenny . Kenny: Hey . Henry: So what do you think about my boat , Kenny ? It looks good right ? Kenny: It is a piece of shit . Henry: WHAT !? Kenny: Oh shit , I din't mean to say that ! Henry: Is that so ? Kenny: Yeah ! Henry: Ok than , what do you think about me ? Kenny: You're a jackass with a shitty looking boat . Henry: Oh that's it ! Henry punches Kenny and Kenny punches him back and loses the serum . Mark picks up the serum and drinks it and he begins to say the truth aswell: Lilly: Hey Mark , how do I look in this dress ? Mark: You look horrible . Lilly: WHAT ?! Mark: I din't mean to say that ! Lilly: Like Hell you din't ! Mark: I'm sorry . Lilly: Ok , I'm going to give you a second chance . Mark: Thanks . I thought you weren't going to give me a chance because you are kind of a bitch . Lilly: WHAT ?! Mark: Fuck , I din't mean to say that ! Lilly beats up Mark and loses the serum . Doug picks up the serum and gives it to Alice and she drinks it . Doug asks Alice if she loves him and she says yes and that she doesn't love him for his inventions . Doug is relieved to hear that . Kenny and Mark show up and beat up Doug for making that serum which caused them trouble . End of episode .
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:28:55 GMT
" The Unlucky Kids " " Fishing Day " Duck and Sam are sick and because of that Kenny and Henry have to go fishing alone . But when they spot Ben and Travis , they decide to bring them along at fishing . Henry chooses Travis to help him and Kenny chooses Ben to help him . Kenny manages to catch a fish and tells Ben to cut it in pieces , but Ben accidently drops the fish in the water which angers Kenny . Henry manages to get a big fish and wants to cut it but Travis says that the fish stinks and throws it back in the water and he says that he knows better because his dad is special forces which angers Henry aswell . Kenny asks Ben to give him some bait , but Ben falls and the bait box falls in the water pissing off Kenny . Henry asks Travis to give him some bait and Travis throws the bait box in the water and Henry asks Travis what gives and Travis says that bait is stupid and says that his dad is special forces and pisses off Henry . Kenny and Henry had enough of Ben and Travis and decide to use them as bait . Kenny punches Ben and uses him as bait . Travis: You can't do this to me ! My dad is special forces ! Henry: Yeah well my dad is Samuel Fucking Jackson ! And then Henry punches Travis and uses him as bait . The plan doesn't work , Kenny and Henry decide to go home and they throw Ben and Travis in the water and they get eaten by sharks . End of episode .
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:29:10 GMT
" Cancer Hits When You Don't Suspect . " " Kenny the Patient of The Year " Kenny is sick and Katjaa suggests that he should go to Dr.Vernon , but Kenny doesn't want to because he had bad experiences with Vernon but his wife insists that he should go . Kenny arrives at the hospital , he sees corpses near Vernon's office . When he enters in , Vernon says that he hasn't seen him for a long time and that he is his favorite patient . Kenny says that he has a cold but nothing dangerous but Vernon says otherwise and puts him on the table and he grabs a chainsaw and says this with a maniacal grin: Vernon: Don't worry Kenny . This won't hurt a bit . Than the scene cuts to black and we hear Kenny's screams of pain . Next day , Kenny is fishing and he is a cyborg thanks to Vernon . Henry shows up and says that he looks like a can opener and then Kenny vaporises him with his eye beam and turns him into dust and says this in a cyborg voice . Kenny: Fucking Vernon . And the episode ends .
" Lee's Tooth Problem " Lee has cavity and Carley tells him to go to the dentist and the dentist is Vernon but Lee refuses because he heard some nasty rumors about Vernon but Carley tells him to go or else she will resolve his tooth problem herself which convinces Lee to go . At the waiting room , Lee hears a horrible scream coming from the dentist office and it is Ben's scream . Ben comes out and he doesn't have any teeth and he is crying . Brie yells " Next ! " and Lee gulps . Lee comes in and Vernon greets him and then pushes him on the dental chair . Vernon checks his mouth and than he gets his saw and hammer and says " This might hurt a bit . " And than the scene cuts to black and we hear Lee's scream of pain and horror . At home , Carley made Lee steak but Lee doesn't have teeth anymore and because of that Carley has to feed him . Lee begins to write something on the paper and shows Carley what he wrote : " Fucking Vernon . " End of episode .
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:29:19 GMT
"The Tarzan of Savannah " " Molly's Rival " Two robbers are robbing the bank but Molly arrives there to stop them . She takes out the first robber but than the second robber grabs Molly by the neck and tries to strangle her but suddenly a man who has a knight helmet which covers his face and a body armor shows up and beats up the second robber and he declares himself " The Blue Knight " . Molly yells at him for saving her but he says that he wanted to help her but she says that she works alone and she leaves . The next day , Molly gets a call from the Mayor , he says that a bunch of punks are vandalizing public property . When she gets there , Blue Knight is there and he tells her that he already took care of the situation and Molly tells him once again that she does not need help . After a couple of days , the Blue Knight gets famous for protecting the city and Molly is pissed off . Her sister says that it's not a bad thing if someone helps her with criminals , but Molly says that protecting Savannah is her job and she also says that there is something familiar about the Blue Knight and then she gets a call from the Mayor and he tells her that he suspects that Crawford is up to no good and she decides to check it out . When Molly arrives at Crawford , she gets ambushed by Dr Logan and gets captured by him . The Blue Knight sees this and wants to help her . He sneaks around Crawford and confronts Logan . He beats him up and releases Molly . Molly asks him who he is and the Blue Knight removes his helmet and Molly is shocked . The Blue Knight is Molly's childhood friend who moved a long time ago named Jordan . After Jordan found out that Molly became a hero , he decided to come back as a hero and help her . Molly tells him that she does not need any help but than Jordan kisses her on the cheek and says that she will need his help and he leaves . Molly than begins to blush and she says that she will enjoy Jordan's company . And the episode ends .
" Molly's Shadow " Molly is very sick and because of that she can't fight criminals . Her sister decides to take her place and she gets a call from the Mayor and he asks her about Molly and she tells him that she is sick and also tells him that she is going to do the job for her and the Mayor tells her that a couple of bandits knows as The Save-Lots Punks are vandalizing the town by throwing rocks at windows , making prank calls , stealing money from people etc . When she gets there , she tells the Save-Lots to get out of her town but the Save-Lots laugh at her which makes her mad and she beats the crap out of them and they run off , and they say that they are going to come back with reinforcements . Molly hears the news and she tells her sister that what she is doing is dangerous but her sister tells Molly that it's not very hard and gets another call from the Mayor and he says that the Save-Lots Punks are back with a group and the leader of the group is Jerry . Molly's sister confronts them but she is no match for all of them and before they finish her off , the Save-Lots leader and Jerry begin to argue : Save-Lots Leader: Listen man , she is my problem not yours ! Jerry: Hey i want to kill this bitch just as you dumb shit ! Save-Lots Leader: Dumb fucker ! Jerry: Monkey fucker ! Save-Lots Leader: Asswipe ! Jerry: Your mom is a asswipe ! And after they finish their argument , the police arrives and arrest them . At home , Molly gets better and she tells her sister that fighting crime is not for her because that's her job and her sister understands what she is trying to say and then both decide to eat some ice scream . End of episode .
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:29:35 GMT
" The Magical Hobo " " The Hobo and the Scrawny Man " . A pitiful scrawny man finds the magic guitar and rubs it and then Chuck appears . He tells him that he is the Magical Hobo and he will grant him three wishes . His first wish is to have many women all over him . Chuck uses his magic and 400 women are sitting on him . The man is suffocating and tells Chuck to make them disappear and he does so . His second wish is to have a super car that goes super fast . Chuck uses his magic and a super car appears . When the man uses the car , the car goes to super speed and travels to the future . He returns to the present and crashes into a building but he survives . His final wish is to be the most muscular guy from the planet . Chuck uses his magic and the man becomes super muscular but than he becomes too muscular he explodes into pieces and then Chuck uses his magic and makes a grave for him and he puts some candy on his grave and says this to the screen " And so kids . This is why you should be always careful for what you wish for " . And then he disappears along with the magic guitar . And the episode ends .
" The Hobo and Ben " Ben rubs the magic guitar and Chuck appears . He tells Ben that he is the Magical Hobo and he will grant him three wishes . Ben's first wish is to have a girlfriend , Chuck uses his magic and a girl appears . Ben tries to kiss her but she slaps him and tells him that he is ugly and she runs off . Ben's second wish is too be bigger than everybody and Chuck uses his magic and Ben turns into a giant . Some soldiers attack Ben and Ben tells Chuck to turn him back to normal and Chuck uses him magic and Ben turns back to normal . Ben's final wish is to be loved by everybody but Chuck can't do that because he can't grant this wish to a loser . Chuck disappears along with the magic guitar and Ben screams " FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCI'm literally HitlerI'm literally HitlerI'm literally HitlerI'm literally Hitler " . And Kenny shouts off screen " SHUT THE FUCK UP BEN " and Ben says " Ok " . End of episode .
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:29:48 GMT
" The Save-Lots Punks " " Stealing from Rich Assholes " The Save-Lots want to steal from a rich man's house and when they get there , they encounter Jerry's group and he wants to steal from the rich man aswell , but than the leader insults Jerry and decides to have a " Yo Mama Jokes " contest . Save-Lots Leader: Yo Mama so fucking ugly , she makes our ex member Jolene look hot . Jerry: Yo Mama so stupid , i bet she can't open a fucking window . Crabtree: Well your mom can't open a window aswell , asshole . Jerry: What the fuck are you going to do about it ? Crabtree: Fuck you ! Jerry: Fuck me ? Fuck you motherfucker ! Now where were we ? Save-Lots Leader: Yo Mama so fucking useless , she makes a kid called Ben look more useless . Than the scene cuts to Ben . Travis: What's wrong ? Ben: I think someone said that i am more useless than someone's mother . Travis: Nah , it's just your imagination . And also , you are more useless than a broken window . Than the scene cuts to The Save-Lots and Jerry's group and they decide to work together and steal from the rich man . They break in and steal everything but than the rich man comes back and he says that he is going to kick their asses which causes the two groups to laugh at him but than he manages to beat them up and throws them out . Save-Lots Leader: This is your fault dipshit . Jerry: Hey ! Atleast i'm not fucking useless like some kid called Ben ! Than the scene cuts to Ben again . Ben: Mom , Dad . I keep hearing someone calling me useless . Mom: Don't worry honey , it's just your imagination . But honestly , you are more useless than our dead dog . And the episode ends .
" The Save-Lots and the President " The Save-Lots decide to steal from the President of USA . When they arrive at the White House , they meet Jerry and his group there . Save-Lots Leader: Jerry . You are a pain in my ass . Jerry: Yeah well you fucking stink bitch . Crabtree: Yeah ! Jerry: Shut the fuck up bitch . Crabtree: Your mother is a bitch ! Jerry: Your dad is a pedophile ! Crabtree: Your sister is a whore ! Jerry: Fuck you ! Crabtree: Fuck you ! Jerry: FUCK YOU ! Crabtree: FUCK YOU ! Save-Lots Leader: BOTH OF YOU , SHUT THE FUCK UP ! Of course , the groups decide to join forces again and they invade the White House . They steal everything but the President shows up and kicks their asses and throws them outside . Save-Lots Leader: You are a asshole , you know that ? Jerry: Well you are a asswipe ! Save-Lots Leader: Shut the fuck up , Pedo Bear ! Jerry: You are so ugly , you make Jeff The Killer look like a total bitch . Save-Lots: Well you make Slenderman look like a model . Jerry: FUCK YOU ! Save-Lots Leader: FUCK YOU ! And then the police arrives and arrest them . End of episode .
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:29:58 GMT
"The Innocent St John Family" " Bonnie's visit" This episode will be a crossover episode with the 400 Days Comedy Show sketch " Bonnie's Love Triangle Of Mistakes " . Leland , Bonnie and Dee visit the St Johns because they are Leland's relatives . They are greeted by the St Johns and Bonnie and Dee are creeped out by Danny but Leland says that Danny is just kidding and Brenda says that they are going to have a feast and Danny says that it's going to be a good one which scares Bonnie even more . Before dinner , Bonnie wants to see Maybelle and Andy says that she is in the barn . When Bonnie goes into the barn , she is horrified as she sees Danny making love with his gun . Bonnie asks him what is he doing and he is telling her that he is making love with Charlotte . Bonnie asks him who is Charlotte and he says that Charlotte is the gun . Bonnie hears the bell and immediatly runs to the house . At dinner , Bonnie says that the food is great and Brenda says that if it wasn't for her sons they wouldn't have delicious meat . Dee asks Brenda where is Danny and Andy says that he is coming too . Than Danny shows up and he is covered in blood which causes Bonnie and Dee to scream and they run away with Leland chasing after them and telling them to come back . Brenda: Leland's friends are kinda weird , aren't they ? Andy: Danny , what is that red stuff all over you ? Danny: Tomato Juice . Than Danny says this with a psycho grin . Danny: Good Tomato Juice . And the episode ends .
" Maybelle's Day Off " . Maybelle is bored with the St Johns and decides to take a day off and goes around the world . She visits Paris and she takes a picture with the Eiffel Tower . She visits England and she meets the Queen and she spits on her and becomes the " England's Nr 1 Enemy " . She visits Africa and she gives the people some food and then they worship her . She comes back home and she wears a crown and the St Johns were looking for her and they ask her where she was and she says " Moooo " and they are happy that she is back and then Maybelle turns to the screen and says " Mooooo . " End of episode .
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:30:07 GMT
" A man and His Missing Station Wagon " " A man and the Save-Lots" Campman goes to work again and leaves his keys in the car and the door unlocked . The Save-Lots Punks show up and steal his car . After Campman finished his work , he sees that his car has disappeared again . He is searching for the car in the entire town and finds it in a dark alley and than he is confronted by the Save-Lots and he says that that's his car but the Save-Lots decide to beat him up . They beat him hard but he manages to get in the car and drive off . When he gets home , his wife yells at him and thinks that he was partying with his friends and than Campman falls asleep and the scene cuts to Campman sleeping in the dog house meaning that his wife kicked him out . End of episode .
" A Man and Travis " . Campman goes to work again and leaves his keys in the car and the door unlocked . Travis shows up and steals the car because his dad is special forces . After Campman finishes work , he sees that his car has disappeared again . After hours of searching for it , he finds the car and Travis says that it's his car now because his dad is special forces and then Campman beats the snot out of Travis and takes his car back . At home , his wife yells at him again and Campman falls asleep and the scene cuts to the roof where Campman is sleeping and then he falls of the roof and breaks his spine . End of Episode
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:30:21 GMT
" The Funny Guy , The Pregnant Girlfriend and The Cat " " Washing The Car " Christa is going to her sister's to tell her the news and tells Omid to wash his car to make sure he won't do anything stupid with the cat and she leaves . Omid says that maybe washing the car will make him forget about his evil cat and goes outside but the cat has a evil plan for Omid . The cat enters in the car and puts a weird chip in the car and runs off . When Omid begins to wash his car , his car turns into a giant robot and wants to destroy Omid and runs away and hides from the giant robot car and decides to give a phone call . Lee: Hello ? Omid: Lee , it's me Omid . Lee: Hey Omid , congratulations . You are going to be a dad soon . Omid: Thanks Lee but right now i need your help ! Lee: Sure , what is it ? Omid: Well my evil cat turned my car into a giant robot and now it wants to destroy me . Lee: Your cat turned your car into a giant robot ? Omid: Exactly . Lee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Omid: Dude it's not funny ! Lee: Hey Carley , listen to this . Omid tells me that his cat is evil and he turned his car into a giant robot ! Carley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! . Christa is lucky to have such a funny boyfriend . Lee: Thanks Omid , i really needed that . I'm going to tell this joke to Clem later . Omid: Dude ! I am serious ! Lee: Bye Omid ! You will be a great dad . Lee hangs up on Omid . Omid decides to give it another shot . Kenny: Hello ? Omid: Kenny ! It's me Omid ! Kenny: Hey Omid ! Congratulations . Omid: Thanks Ken , but right now i am in trouble ! Kenny: What kind of trouble ? Omid: Well my cat turned my car into a giant robot . Kenny: ........ Omid , you are a great guy and all but stop annoying me with your " Evil Cat " cause i don't want to put you in a mental hospital and leave that poor kid without a dad ! Than Kenny hangs up on Omid . Omid than decides to call the Genius Of Macon . Ben: Hello ? Omid: Doug ! I need your help ! Ben: Omid it's me Ben . Omid: Oh Ben it's you . Sorry i have to call Doug now . Ben: If you are in trouble i can help you . Omid: Thanks Ben , but i think you will make the situation more difficult than it is right now . Omid hangs up on Ben . He calls Doug and tells him about his car and than Doug shows up with a giant robot of his own made out of Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 parts and than Doug's robot fights the giant robot car Street Fighter Style . In the end , Doug wins and the giant robot car explodes into pieces and Doug teleports away . Christa comes back and asks Omid what happened and he tells her that their cat turned his car into a giant robot and tried to kill him and then the cat shows up and jumps in Christa's arms and tells Omid that she thinks that Omid smashed his own car just to put the blame on the cat and tells Omid to knock it off and she enters in the house and Omid looks at his destroyed car and says this : Omid: Doug ruined my car's face . And the episode ends .
" The Funny Guy , The Pregnant Girlfriend and The Cat " . " Night Of the Zombie Cat " . Omid buys a gun so than he can kill his cat . When the cat attacks Omid , he shoots the cat and he dies . Omid is happy and then Christa shows up and she if horrified and asks Omid what happened and he says that he got hit by a car . They bury the cat in the backyard and after Christa leaves , Omid pisses on his grave . At night , The cat rises from the grave and wants to kill Omid . Omid is drunk and happy now that the cat died and then someone is knocking on the door . Omid opens the door and it is the zombie cat and he attacks Omid and runs upstairs and the cat takes the axe and he is going after Omid . Omid gets his phone and decides to call for help : Lee: Hello . Omid: Hey Lee it's me Omid . Lee: Hey Omid . Omid: Listen dude , I need your help ! I killed my cat and now it turned into a zombie and now he wants to kill me ! Lee: HAHAHAHAHAHA ! Omid: It's not funny ! Lee: Oh Omid you are such a joker ! Omid: Dude I'm serious ! Lee: Bye Omid . Lee hangs up on Omid . Omid decides to call someone else to help him : Kenny: Hello . Omid: Kenny it's me Omid ! Kenny: Omid it's three in the fucking morning ! Omid: I know man but you got to help me ! I killed my cat and now he is a zombie and now he wants to kill me ! Kenny hangs up on Omid . Omid: Crap . The cat breaks the door with the axe and Omid tries to run , but the cat catches Omid and decides to eat his face . Omid wakes up and Christa asks him what's wrong . He tells Christa but Christa says that the cat is not dead he is alive and he sees the cat and he sticks his tongue out to Omid . Omid is pissed because it was a dream but says this : Omid: Well if it wasn't a dream . Than the cat would of ruined my face . And the episode ends .
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 14, 2013 11:33:53 GMT
TKA's episodes:
'The 'Rating' Game' *Nate walks in front of title screen and pulls out a black marker pen and crosses out Ducks and put Nate underneath in scruffy hand writing, then walks of screen* *Kenny is sitting on a dock, his fishing line cast out in the water* *Henry and Sam drive there boat towards Kenny and stop to chat* Henry: Hey Kenny, where's Duck? Kenny: *grumbles* He's sick Henry: Well that's a shame, so your fishing on your own then? Kenny: No, I've got someone else here.... Nate: Hey, the names Nate *unseen audience clap when Nate walks on screen* Henry: Well see you around the Kenny *Henry and Sam sail off on the river in there boat* Kenny: Son of a bitch *Nate sits down next to Kenny, a bottle of Parsecs Whiskey in his hand* Nate: Want some? * holds out bottle* Kenny: *looks at Nate sternly* Sure *takes bottle a has a swig, then hands it back* *the two sit in silence, staring at the still water* Nate: So... How would you rate your wife? Strong six? Kenny: ....... Nate: Oh come on man I'm doing you a service *slaps Kenny on shoulder* Kenny: What kind of service? Nate: Keeping you company, while your sons sick Kenny: Starting to regret bringing you along *he says under his breath* Nate: How's the rack? Kenny: Shut up Nate: If you say five I'm gonna flip Kenny: Fine, ten, ten you physco Nate: Yeah that's what I'm talking about! *the two sit in silence for a while longer, no movement on the fishing rod* *Nate scratches his neck* Nate: What are we doing again? Kenny: *sighs* Fishing *Henry and Sam drive over in there boat* Sam: Look what me and Henry caught *holds up huge fish that needs both of them too carry* Henry: What a perfect fishing day, see you Kenny and um Nate *Henry and Sam walk away* Kenny: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck *throws down his fishing rod* Nate: .........Are you gonna rate that fish they caught, I would say it was a 7
The End
'The Unlucky Kids' (hope you don't mind me doing this master psychic) 'Camping Trip' Travis: Ben how long have you had the map upside down?! Ben: I don't know Travis: Goddammit Ben! How are we going to catch up with the group now? Ben: I don't see why the collage arranged this stupid camping trip anyway, what are we 3rd graders or something Travis: Well you are Ben: ........Shut up Travis: Here give me the map, I'll find the way. Ben: Are you sure? Travis: Yeah, my dads in special forces. Ben: Is that your answer to everything? Travis: ........Maybe, it's how I win the ladies Ben: I don't see many girls chasing after you Travis: Don't see any chasing after you either Ben: It's your fault we're lost anyway, you wanting to look at some, 'fascinating' trees, they didn't look 'fascinating' to me Travis: I just wanted to take a picture of the scenery Ben: Well it's getting dark and we're stuck in the middle of no where, with no food, no water, nothing! Travis: Geez, stop worrying, Shaggy Ben: Don't call me that, you know how much it annoys me Travis: What's wrong Shaggy, Scooby Doo not here to protect you *rustling from the bushes* Ben: What was that?! Travis: Probably just the wind *A shadow comes out of the darkness* Ben: Oh sh*t run Travis: Leg it *the two run off screaming* *Ben trips* Travis: Goddammit Ben get up! *camera focuses on the mysterious figure who turns out to be Chuck* Chuck: I just wanted to offer them some candy
The End GODDAMMIT BEN!
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Post by IDEK on Dec 14, 2013 12:01:34 GMT
cool.
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