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Post by Zeruis on Feb 17, 2016 3:28:52 GMT
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Post by Niccc on Feb 17, 2016 3:31:59 GMT
Fuckin' changing the price of Season pass DLC. FUCK U BETHESDA
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Post by sos on Feb 17, 2016 4:34:25 GMT
Story based DLC is located in MAINE? Uh, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Maine is the friggin' tits.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 7:55:45 GMT
Story based DLC is located in MAINE? Uh, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Maine is the friggin' tits. Maine is pretty legit. I'm excited to see a cold climate in fallout.
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Post by sos on Feb 17, 2016 8:23:29 GMT
Story based DLC is located in MAINE? Uh, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Maine is the friggin' tits. Maine is pretty legit. I'm excited to see a cold climate in fallout. Same. I hope they design it to match a real world place like they did with the layout of the Greater Boston area. From the art they used in the promotion it looks like it'll be on the coast. I'm usually visit the southern most points of coastal Maine three times a year, it'd be so cool to see some place I recognize. That might be a stretch though. Notable place like Boston is one thing, but ho-hum Maine? Probably wishful thinking on my part.
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Feb 17, 2016 13:59:56 GMT
Fuckin' changing the price of Season pass DLC. FUCK U BETHESDA It's still the same price until March 1, but yeah, it sucks.
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Feb 17, 2016 16:04:34 GMT
Well, you can tame a Deathclaw, and I am a bit obsessed with the settlement system, so I like it. But then again, I did kinda enjoy Hearthfire.
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Post by wakemeup on Feb 17, 2016 16:05:19 GMT
All settlement shit should be free.
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Feb 17, 2016 16:06:30 GMT
All settlement shit should be free. Or a lot cheaper, but, hey, at least its not microtransactions right? Yeah, faint praise I know.
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Post by Rock114 on Feb 18, 2016 18:12:05 GMT
All settlement shit should be free. I wouldn't say free, exactly, but I wouldn't pay more than like, five bucks for that stuff. I'm not even remotely interested in the robot DLC or the other one. Far Harbor is the only one i might check out.
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Post by Rock114 on Feb 20, 2016 19:47:32 GMT
So, new game of Fallout 2, and I wouldn't be posting if I didn't find this to be utterly hilarious. It'll be a short post this time, I promise.
Anywho, I fucked Bishop's wife (again) and got her knocked up because I didn't have a condom. But THIS time I was smart enough to exploit the game in a way that lets me get away with it. So even after boning his wife, Bishop still let me into the family. His exact offer was, and I quote:
"I can hook you up with all the women you want. Or, you know, maybe you don't like women. That's cool too. I can find you plenty of glitterboys to park your meat in if you want me to." My character's only response?
"Keep talking..."
Just brilliant. But what's more? Bishop let me pick my own name that everyone in Reno calls me now. There were like 30 options, but as soon as I saw this one, I knew I couldn't accept any other. You see, I am now the ruthless and fearsome mafia hitman known as...
GOOCH. Yep. Every time I walk into his casino now? "What's up, Gooch?" "Hey, if it isn't Gooch!" "Lookin' GOOD, Gooch!" I can't fucking take it anymore, this shit is just hysterical. Fallout 2 gets 100000000/10, Game of the Year, every year.
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Feb 20, 2016 20:04:30 GMT
Perfect, just perfect.
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Post by Rock114 on Feb 20, 2016 20:27:01 GMT
More Fallout 2 related hilarity:
I signed on to be a Prizefighter, again in New Reno, and got to pick my name for that too. My name?
Bad Grrrl. Spelled exactly as I typed it. Jesus, man...
Anywho, I fought my way to the top through a combination of pure grit, determination, and luck. Until I got to the final challenger, the one and only... Mike Tyson. Yeah. Mike fucking Tyson. Or "The Masticator" as they call him, but come on. He bites people's ears of for the love of God, and his name is even "Mike." So he kicked my ass in my first round, but I didn't let that deer me. I came up with a plan.
After the fight I tracked down Mike Tyson, cornered him, and shot him in the face. Yup. I killed him. Turns out he lived in a cage under... wait for it... BISHOP'S CASINO. This guy was sponsored by Bishop and was his toughest prizefighter, and I blew his brains all over the wall. So I fucked Bishop's wife, got her pregnant, and killed his star boxer so that I could have a better shot at the title, all while I tricked him into letting me into his family with all the perks that entails. The amount of shit I've piled onto Bishop is comically unreal.
Anywho (I say that a lot, don't I?) I went back to the ring, slipped some metal plates into my gloves for that extra "Oomph", and shattered Tyson's replacement's jaw so hard he'll be picking metal fragments out of it for the rest of his life. KO'd in one round. I am now the Champion Prizefighter of New Reno. And all I had to do was murder Mike Tyson.
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Post by Rock114 on Feb 21, 2016 2:56:23 GMT
Just discoverd that being the Champion Prizefighter in New Reno means I can have all the free boning I want at the brothel. I went there and got some for me, for my buddy "Trader" Vic, then for good ol' John "The Alcoholic" Cassidy, then I got more boning for me, then treated my main man MARCUS THE MUTANT to a free ride with one of the girls, then went and got a third round for myself. It was all good. Everyone got laid.
Except for Sulik. Fuck that guy. We got into a bar fight earlier and he just started stabbing random gamblers while a bunch of mafia goons started shooting me and everyone else up. Then they started machinegunning the prostitutes to death by the dozens, but Sulik just kept stabbing random bar patrons while half of Reno started trying to murder the other half. By the time I'd taken down the Mordino Family's goons with my army of Pimps, Prostitutes, and Drug Addicts, half of Virgin Street was just stacked with corpses. This Sulik dude is a fucking psychopath. First the children then random casino patrons. Christ, next I'm expecting him to release FEV into Redding's water supply. This dude has problems. I didn't let him anywhere near the women in Miss Kitty's establishment, he's too unstable. Every time I play this game he makes me regret paying his debt for him and letting him adventure with me.
So everyone got laid except Sulik. Who knew that shooting Mike Tyson would work out so well for me?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2016 3:41:51 GMT
Just discoverd that being the Champion Prizefighter in New Reno means I can have all the free boning I want at the brothel. I went there and got some for me, for my buddy "Trader" Vic, then for good ol' John "The Alcoholic" Cassidy, then I got more boning for me, then treated my main man MARCUS THE MUTANT to a free ride with one of the girls, then went and got a third round for myself. It was all good. Everyone got laid. Except for Sulik. Fuck that guy. We got into a bar fight earlier and he just started stabbing random gamblers while a bunch of mafia goons started shooting me and everyone else up. Then they started machinegunning the prostitutes to death by the dozens, but Sulik just kept stabbing random bar patrons while half of Reno started trying to murder the other half. By the time I'd taken down the Mordino Family's goons with my army of Pimps, Prostitutes, and Drug Addicts, half of Virgin Street was just stacked with corpses. This Sulik dude is a fucking psychopath. First the children then random casino patrons. Christ, next I'm expecting him to release FEV into Redding's water supply. This dude has problems. I didn't let him anywhere near the women in Miss Kitty's establishment, he's too unstable. Every time I play this game he makes me regret paying his debt for him and letting him adventure with me. So everyone got laid except Sulik. Who knew that shooting Mike Tyson would work out so well for me? Fucking kill Sulik already damn.
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