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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 1:25:26 GMT
based on a true story
maybelle was in the barn thing when walkers came.before they could kill her,maybelle grabbed an AK-47 and killed them,even that guy who fed her hay because he was a dick.she took over the farm.days later,she left the farm because of walkers beating the pink ass out of the generator.she headed for north carolina.she gave birth to a cow while in a restroom of a chinese restaurant.she named it ramen and they ate pho there too,but came back 1 hour later.the next day,nate found maybelle and her calf and they drank parsecs whiskey and wore mask and attacked old people with random black people.months later,at gil's pitstop,nate went to get some tail and took a shit in a stall when a black ghetto old man lady asked him to give her his hat.maybelle's calf tried to save nate,but the door closed and the calf got shot and then maybelle comes in and shoots the ghetto man lady.maybelle cries.then,7 months later,nate morphs into alvin and maybelle evolves into rebecca.then they fuck and maybelle,now rebecca,becomes pregnant.they head for a cabin and meet luke and his friends and live happily ever after.at least until clementine shows up and... "i thought you were dead."
THE END
also,maybelle ate the stranger's wife,daughter,and son.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 3:45:53 GMT
@boobs
thank you
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Post by Teacakes on Jan 5, 2014 16:23:16 GMT
Wait, this was made to prevent Pippa from dying or not?!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 17:42:43 GMT
Wait, this was made to prevent Pippa from dying or not?! actually no,thag was a joke
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Post by Teacakes on Jan 5, 2014 18:07:03 GMT
Deadwaste. Shut up.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 18:23:43 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2017 3:25:10 GMT
Wait, this was made to prevent Pippa from dying or not?! yes
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Post by Teacakes on Nov 19, 2017 9:57:40 GMT
What the fuck is this. I do not remember any of this. Why is past me angry?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2017 10:23:41 GMT
i dont know, but somehow this involved your dog
btw how is your dog
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Post by Teacakes on Nov 19, 2017 11:18:31 GMT
She's great, thanks. Her tenth birthday was about 2 weeks ago. She's getting on a bit, but she still acts like a pup. I still love her to bits.
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