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Post by CIA on Sept 15, 2014 20:08:51 GMT
Back when I use to dance, I had a very pretty partner. We was doing moves that involved getting really close to each other....she bent over right in front of me and uh....let's just say something went up. and she noticed....
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Post by Teacakes on Sept 15, 2014 20:10:22 GMT
You got a boner, didn't ya?
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Post by CIA on Sept 15, 2014 20:11:51 GMT
You got a boner, didn't ya? Yes ;-;
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Post by sos on Sept 15, 2014 20:29:22 GMT
I've never understood how that's a bad thing. Embarrassing for you, yeah, but if I were the girl I'd be completely flattered. It'd be confirmation that I'm at least kinda sorta hot.
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Sept 15, 2014 20:30:40 GMT
Flattered huh? Not exactly the first thought that comes to mind.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2014 20:41:22 GMT
Flattered huh? Not exactly the first thought that comes to mind. I'd be flattered... but yeah, opinions, whatever.
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Post by Rock114 on Sept 15, 2014 20:43:54 GMT
The Star Wars VI review the English teacher gave us today. Let me type out a few things from it: "Stars: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford" (That's it. That's the end of the list, it's implying that Luke and Han are the only characters in Star Wars that have actors...) "With the help of Chewey and Princess Lea and RZ-DZ and C-3PO will they succeed in rescuing him?" "the Dark Side of evil"(redundant af) "Harrison Ford is brilliant as he captures the character of Luke so you want him to be the one." (Harrison Ford is Han Solo, not Luke... also, be the one what? BE THE ONE WHAT?!) "George Lucas has done it again"(This is apparently supposed to be a compliment...) "The George Lucas Orchestra" (That's not even a thing. It never was. And it's said not once, but twice in this review.) "Star Wars Series, Episode 6" (Star Wars... Series? Wut) I have never wanted to commit acts of wanton violence more than after having read this. In my entire life.
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Post by sos on Sept 15, 2014 20:48:47 GMT
Flattered huh? Not exactly the first thought that comes to mind. I could use a more vulgar comparison for the flip side, but I won't. Instead I'll put it like this: say you were dancing with a girl in a non-cold environment and her nipples got hard in your presence. No part of you would be thinking: "FUCK yeah, I'm attractive enough to turn her on?" (Terrible example, the other one would have been better, albeit a hard to tell one.)
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Sept 15, 2014 20:55:53 GMT
Yeah, that example kinda begs the question, exactly how would you even know that?
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Post by thatstoo2019man on Sept 15, 2014 21:03:34 GMT
Yeah, that example kinda begs the question, exactly how would you even know that? You can fucking see pokies.
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Sept 15, 2014 21:07:54 GMT
Okay then.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2014 21:12:24 GMT
TKA asking my brother what size my dick was.
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Post by IDEK on Sept 15, 2014 21:13:50 GMT
TKA asking my brother what size my dick was. Damn TKA, first Kenny, and Now Carlos?
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Post by Teacakes on Sept 15, 2014 21:20:24 GMT
TKA asking my brother what size my dick was. I was tired, it was past 12 am, I was trying attempts at humour, I was just gonna ask if you had a girlfriend and about the rack, but then suddenly dick size came to me. I'm sorry, I went over board.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2014 21:31:37 GMT
TKA asking my brother what size my dick was. I was tired, it was past 12 am, I was trying attempts at humour, I was just gonna ask if you had a girlfriend and about the rack, but then suddenly dick size came to me. I'm sorry, I went over board. Lol it's fine - to answer your question (the girlfriend one): Yeah I have had about six. I don't have one right now but some of them had a rack, some did not. XD
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