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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2014 20:04:03 GMT
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Post by IDEK on Jun 8, 2014 17:20:57 GMT
- when my and Harp argued about the grammatical term used for the multiple uses of the word 'fuck'
- Korean spellings being awkward (e.g= learning and anus are spelt the same way/ as well as fart and guard and inheritance and miscarriafe respectively
- GRAMMAR
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Post by IDEK on Jun 9, 2014 16:52:43 GMT
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Post by Lori on Aug 24, 2014 6:15:01 GMT
I was having a sleepover with my friend, Jessie, and I brought out some chips and salsa. Then Jessie says "I'm surprised you eat salsa since you don't eat some other vegetables." I'm known to be a very picky eater. "Salsa isn't a vegetable", I said, thinking she meant the vegetables in the salsa, but it just came out wrong. and then she turns to me and says "Yes it is."
That same night, we got into an argument about whether kings/queens existed, or if they were just make-believe. I go inside to Google it for her, and find out that there's kings/queens in Norway, Spain, Greenland, and other various places. I go back out to tell Jessie and she says "I don't believe in Norway." "What do you mean?" I reply. "Like, I don't think Norway's a real place..."
She definitely has some dumb moments...
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Post by Lori on Aug 24, 2014 6:17:18 GMT
Also, my other friend was trying to sell an Xbox controller on Ebay. He sold it, and a few days later he got it back in the mail with a note that said "Won't connect to PS3."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2014 6:31:31 GMT
Some of you may remember that last school year, I had a problem with a very manipulative person at my school. I came back this year only to get chewed out by this person's little sister (who I quite like), and when I tried to explain the situation to her, I just came off as a conceited asshole. Fuck me, right? Even better, I saw other people in the little sister's grade talking shit about me. I couldn't quite make out the words, but they were angrily talking and pointing at me. Pretty damn sure they weren't talking about my devilish good looks.
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Post by thatstoomuchfestivity on Aug 24, 2014 6:41:15 GMT
Also, my other friend was trying to sell an Xbox controller on Ebay. He sold it, and a few days later he got it back in the mail with a note that said "Won't connect to PS3." Either a brilliant troll or the dumbest gamer ever.
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Post by thatstoomuchfestivity on Aug 24, 2014 6:46:45 GMT
Some of you may remember that last school year, I had a problem with a very manipulative person at my school. I came back this year only to get chewed out by this person's little sister (who I quite like), and when I tried to explain the situation to her, I just came off as a conceited asshole. Fuck me, right? Even better, I saw other people in the little sister's grade talking shit about me. I couldn't quite make out the words, but they were angrily talking and pointing at me. Pretty damn sure they weren't talking about my devilish good looks. Yay for high school drama and gossip! Amirite?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2014 7:00:59 GMT
Some of you may remember that last school year, I had a problem with a very manipulative person at my school. I came back this year only to get chewed out by this person's little sister (who I quite like), and when I tried to explain the situation to her, I just came off as a conceited asshole. Fuck me, right? Even better, I saw other people in the little sister's grade talking shit about me. I couldn't quite make out the words, but they were angrily talking and pointing at me. Pretty damn sure they weren't talking about my devilish good looks. Yay for high school drama and gossip! Amirite? Yeah. Especially with me being me, and having the only person that I've gone to any previous school with be the person that hates me like no other in this world, I'm the subject of quite a bit of it. I also don't know how people got it into their heads that I'm a hillbilly, but that seems to be the big insult that I catch people saying behind my back. Sure, I was born in hillbilly country, my dad is a redneck, but I'm more of a hippy. Even though I'm not that, either.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 7:58:11 GMT
I was followed by Spongebob and Squidward on Twitter, I mean it got a laugh outta me but... wat?
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Post by Autobot Sonic on Sept 9, 2014 12:30:19 GMT
I face palmed when a girl in my class didn't know the meaning of words like vulgar, senile, and naive.
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Post by rockworm on Sept 14, 2014 18:13:26 GMT
My dad has a bad leg. Had to do surgery and he is always limping in pain and.... Well come on! So naturally yesterday he's outside loading this 100 pound metal shelf into the back of a pickup truck. Here I am a completely able bodied person with no health issues and he doesn't even ask for my help. I was asleep and my mom had to wake me up to get me out there to help him and he already got it on there!
So we take all this shit to the dump and I'm watching my dad limp worse than I've ever seen him! I love my dad but so much facepalm here! Rather risk further injury than to ask for my help?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2014 15:09:10 GMT
The Star Wars VI review the English teacher gave us today. Let me type out a few things from it:
"Stars: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford" (That's it. That's the end of the list, it's implying that Luke and Han are the only characters in Star Wars that have actors...) "With the help of Chewey and Princess Lea and RZ-DZ and C-3PO will they succeed in rescuing him?" "the Dark Side of evil"(redundant af) "Harrison Ford is brilliant as he captures the character of Luke so you want him to be the one." (Harrison Ford is Han Solo, not Luke... also, be the one what? BE THE ONE WHAT?!) "George Lucas has done it again"(This is apparently supposed to be a compliment...) "The George Lucas Orchestra" (That's not even a thing. It never was. And it's said not once, but twice in this review.) "Star Wars Series, Episode 6" (Star Wars... Series? Wut)
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Post by rockworm on Sept 15, 2014 16:22:49 GMT
The Star Wars VI review the English teacher gave us today. Let me type out a few things from it: "Stars: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford" (That's it. That's the end of the list, it's implying that Luke and Han are the only characters in Star Wars that have actors...) "With the help of Chewey and Princess Lea and RZ-DZ and C-3PO will they succeed in rescuing him?" "the Dark Side of evil"(redundant af) "Harrison Ford is brilliant as he captures the character of Luke so you want him to be the one." (Harrison Ford is Han Solo, not Luke... also, be the one what? BE THE ONE WHAT?!) "George Lucas has done it again"(This is apparently supposed to be a compliment...) "The George Lucas Orchestra" (That's not even a thing. It never was. And it's said not once, but twice in this review.) "Star Wars Series, Episode 6" (Star Wars... Series? Wut) I know someone who does this kind of thing on purpose to troll fans. Sounds like something he would do lol.
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Sept 15, 2014 16:24:56 GMT
The Star Wars VI review the English teacher gave us today. Let me type out a few things from it: "Stars: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford" (That's it. That's the end of the list, it's implying that Luke and Han are the only characters in Star Wars that have actors...) "With the help of Chewey and Princess Lea and RZ-DZ and C-3PO will they succeed in rescuing him?" "the Dark Side of evil"(redundant af) "Harrison Ford is brilliant as he captures the character of Luke so you want him to be the one." (Harrison Ford is Han Solo, not Luke... also, be the one what? BE THE ONE WHAT?!) "George Lucas has done it again"(This is apparently supposed to be a compliment...) "The George Lucas Orchestra" (That's not even a thing. It never was. And it's said not once, but twice in this review.) "Star Wars Series, Episode 6" (Star Wars... Series? Wut) I know someone who does this kind of thing on purpose to troll fans. Sounds like something he would do lol. Yeah, I remember having a teacher that always trolled everyone because he liked Star Trek more then Star Wars.
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