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Post by Rock114 on Jan 11, 2015 8:57:01 GMT
BOOM, THREAD NECRO.
Anyways, as it's the middle of the night and I can't sleep, I've decided to embark on a quest to save the Federation.
Vessel: Federation Cruiser, Layout A, "USS Banhammer."
Crew: Harpadarpa (Human): Pilot Brotato (Mantis): Engines/Boarding Rock (Rock(The subtlest of jokes, I know)): Weapons/Boarding dfh (Engi): Shields
Good luck to all of us, because there don't seem to be any escape pods on this ship.
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Post by Rock114 on Jan 11, 2015 9:13:04 GMT
UPDATE: In a recent battle with slavers, the crew of the Banhammer acquired a fifth member. After being bested in combat, the slavers handed over Crackman, a Mantis prisoner, in exchange for their lives. In lieu of anywhere else to put this former captive, Crackman has been ordered to man the door systems until a more useful post opens up.
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Post by thatstoomuchfestivity on Jan 11, 2015 9:23:21 GMT
UPDATE: In a recent battle with slavers, the crew of the Banhammer acquired a fifth member. After being bested in combat, the slavers handed over Crackman, a Mantis prisoner, in exchange for their lives. In lieu of anywhere else to put this former captive, Crackman has been ordered to man the door systems until a more useful post opens up. The only solution is to sacrifice him. If we've learned anything from other fictional encounters (and I hope we have), we'd know that crack is a devious, power-hungry warmonger.
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Post by Rock114 on Jan 11, 2015 9:27:46 GMT
UPDATE: In a recent battle with slavers, the crew of the Banhammer acquired a fifth member. After being bested in combat, the slavers handed over Crackman, a Mantis prisoner, in exchange for their lives. In lieu of anywhere else to put this former captive, Crackman has been ordered to man the door systems until a more useful post opens up. The only solution is to sacrifice him. If we've learned anything from other fictional encounters (and I hope we have), we'd know that crack is a devious, power-hungry warmonger. He's an upstanding citizen from a barbaric, warmongering kind and gentle race. He's holding us at gunpoint, help What could possibly go wrong?
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Post by Rock114 on Jan 11, 2015 9:50:53 GMT
UPDATE: As the vessel nears the end of its journey, the anticipation of the final battle grows thick. After attacking and destroying a Rebel spacecraft in an Abandoned Sector, the crew of the Banhammer was surprised to find a survivor willing to join their crew. A Mantis, named SOS, had been held captive aboard the ship, apparently a transport for prisoners of war, and survived the ship's destruction. Now he is a part of the crew, manning the sensors.
Note: For some strange reason, SOS has been spending most of his free time with dfh and crackman. The three of them have taken to calling their group the "Clementeam," and spend long hours alone in their cabin during travel. Hopefully once we reach the remains of the Federation Fleet we can contact an expert psychiatrist for the sake of these poor souls.
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Post by Rock114 on Jan 11, 2015 10:16:42 GMT
UPDATE: Mission over, the journey ends. The USS Banhammer successfully reached the Federation Fleet, witht he addition of a new crewmate, a Mantis calling himself Bio, just as it prepared to make its Last Stand against the Rebels. Upon delivering the information of their weakness, the Banhammer was tasked with the elimination of the Rebel Flagship. Until this point, the Banhammer had sustained no casualties, but the Rebel Flagship was fierce. During the second standoff against the massive ship, the crew's first fatalities occurred. Rock, the weapons expert, and SOS, the sensors man, were killed when the Flagship fired a barrage of missiles that outright killed SOS, and ignited fires that eventually suffocated Rock. After routing the ship a second time, the remaining crew members faced it a final time over the main Federation Base. In the horrific battle that ensued, Brotato was killed when a wall of laser fire destroyed the engine room. But in a miraculous struggle against all odds, Harp, dfh, crackman, and Bio persevered and destroyed the Flagship, saving the Federation and finally bringing the war to an end. Survivors: @harpadarpa thatstoomuchfestivitythatstoo2019manBioshock Infinite WDKIA: wakemeupsosYours Truly Serious talk though? I finally fucking beat that goddamn Flagship. It feels so GOOD.
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Post by thatstoomuchfestivity on Jan 11, 2015 10:21:33 GMT
RIP in pieces sos nvr forget oh and I guess Rock and Brotato will be missed too.
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Post by Rock114 on Jan 11, 2015 10:24:36 GMT
RIP in pieces sos nvr forget oh and I guess Rock and Brotato will be missed too. Clementeam will never be complete again.
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Post by thatstoo2019man on Jan 11, 2015 10:26:33 GMT
UPDATE: In a recent battle with slavers, the crew of the Banhammer acquired a fifth member. After being bested in combat, the slavers handed over Crackman, a Mantis prisoner, in exchange for their lives. In lieu of anywhere else to put this former captive, Crackman has been ordered to man the door systems until a more useful post opens up. The only solution is to sacrifice him. If we've learned anything from other fictional encounters (and I hope we have), we'd know that crack is a devious, power-hungry warmonger. Et tu, Nate?
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Post by thatstoomuchfestivity on Jan 11, 2015 10:36:00 GMT
The only solution is to sacrifice him. If we've learned anything from other fictional encounters (and I hope we have), we'd know that crack is a devious, power-hungry warmonger. Et tu, Nate? It's ok, you've proved yourself in this fictional universe. Also, Clementeam.
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Post by sos on Jan 11, 2015 10:41:58 GMT
I'm in something and I DIED? *sad piano music*
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Post by Rock114 on Jan 11, 2015 10:44:42 GMT
I'm in something and I DIED? *sad piano music* Not only that, but you died before you even knew you were in it.
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Post by thatstoo2019man on Jan 11, 2015 10:59:20 GMT
RIP SOS , Brotato and Rock
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Post by wakemeup on Jan 11, 2015 15:26:16 GMT
RIP me, and those other dudes. A worthy sacrifice, considering tht rebel flagship is so motherfucking hard to beat. I've only managed to do it twice, in my hundred of playtroughs.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2015 19:00:06 GMT
I enjoy this game.
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