Payday Discussion Thread *GOAT SIMULATOR HEIST*

So last night TC, Brotato, Pika, and I had the best bank robbery ever. The cops were coming in heavy, TC was in custody, we'd gotten nearly all of the bags to the van when the assault started again... except for one. The three of us that were left were huddled near the van with my giving covering fire as I saw the bag being taken away by the cops. Surrounded by the police, pinned down, and shot to shit I did what any good heister would do in that situation. Instead of getting in the van and leaving I sprinted through the wall of cops and back into the bank, dodging sniper fire all the way, and killed the guy reclaiming the bag.

Unfortunately it was a bag of Gold. And I was now all alone in the bank.

Bro and Pika started yelled about some Bulldozer or something that was walking up to them, claiming that I apparently "Left them to die" while he tried to rearrange their internal organs with his shotgun, but I knew none of that mattered. I had the loot. My only problem was getting it back to the van. That's when my luck turned. The assault wave ended and lo and behold, the cops wanted to trade TC for one of the remaining hostages. TC and I sprinted out of the bank together. Tossed the Gold in the van. Made a clean getaway, all four of us. The perfect heist. Proved my heroism by saving the loot.

And TC too, I guess.

I'm just a naturally loving person. I can't keep all of this positivity inside sometimes.

"Maybe when they should stand still you you get hur" - Me 2015

Seriously though, no idea what happened there, I think my brain just died for a few seconds or something. And props to Heis for understanding what ever that was.

Haven't you heard their screams? It's too fun to grill'em.

I am so proud of you right now.

Yup. I got that almost a year ago and still haven't even installed it

(Also according to my steam Rock Harp Tom and DF have it)