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Post by sos on Jan 27, 2015 22:08:45 GMT
Was looking at my Timehop and I see that I tweeted this out one year ago today. Brutal.
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Jan 27, 2015 22:11:09 GMT
So, I was just playing through FTL and near the final sector I encountered a familiar face avaiable for recruitment in one of the stores. Check out that Zoltan on the left. HAH! Oh man... FTl... how you never fail to amuse me.
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Jan 27, 2015 22:11:46 GMT
So, I was just playing through FTL and near the final sector I encountered a familiar face avaiable for recruitment in one of the stores. Check out that Zoltan on the left. One of the best writers working for Telltale is a being made of pure energy. Who knew? It all makes sense now....... this is why he was the best writer in season 2...
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Post by wakemeup on Jan 28, 2015 15:49:17 GMT
So, I was just playing through FTL and near the final sector I encountered a familiar face avaiable for recruitment in one of the stores. Check out that Zoltan on the left. I hope that mantis Brotato kicked some asses, as he definitely should.
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Post by Rock114 on Jan 28, 2015 21:09:08 GMT
So, I was just playing through FTL and near the final sector I encountered a familiar face avaiable for recruitment in one of the stores. Check out that Zoltan on the left. I hope that mantis Brotato kicked some asses, as he definitely should. He was killed 3 sectors later when a missile impacted the system he was manning and ignited a massive blaze.
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Post by wakemeup on Jan 28, 2015 21:22:05 GMT
I hope that mantis Brotato kicked some asses, as he definitely should. He was killed 3 sectors later when a missile impacted the system he was manning and ignited a massive blaze. Wow, what a lame death. You could've embellish it a bit, you know. Still better than the last time I played, when I've lost, you, Harp and 2 others, because I forgot to teleport them back from the rebels cruiser, while it was escaping for the second time. Then I've lost against final phase, because of not enough man power.
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Post by Rock114 on Jan 28, 2015 21:35:59 GMT
He was killed 3 sectors later when a missile impacted the system he was manning and ignited a massive blaze. Wow, what a lame death. You could've embellish it a bit, you know. Still better than the last time I played, when I've lost, you, Harp and 2 others, because I forgot to teleport them back from the rebels cruiser, while it was escaping for the second time. Then I've lost against final phase, because of not enough man power. Fine, I'll embellish it. The object struck like a thunderous quake, rattling the instruments violently beneath Brotato's pincers. The mantis look over to the erupting blaze only to see a Rebel boarding drone emerge from the furious inferno. It fired its gatling laser at him without hesitation, and the beams seared Brotato's body, burning through him and destroying the console behind him. Falling to the deck limply, he could only watch as the mechanical killer rolled on its treads toward the next room, preparing to do the same to one of his friends. The flames leaped higher, engulfing the entirety of the room. Slick with his own blood, Brotato gave a predatory hiss as the monster trundled by. It stopped to scan him to determine if he was a threat.He was a Mantis. He was born a threat. Brotato lunged, grenade in hand.The machine's reaction time was instantaneous. But it wasn't enough. As another volley of plasma scorched its way through his body, Brotato sliced a small hole in the robot's torso. He pushed the grenade into the opening as the war machine stopped firing and grabbed him, unaware of the explosive ticking away within it. What little of Brotato's life remained leaked out of him as the droid aligned its weapon with his bloody, but smiling face. "I am... Mantis..." Brotato coughed. "And Mantis... never... die... quietly..."The grenade detonated, sending shards of metal and flame in all directions, ending the machine and the fierce warrior who had given his life to stop it and save the mission... and his friends.Is that good enough, or do I have to make you Mantis Jesus?
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Post by wakemeup on Jan 28, 2015 21:56:23 GMT
Wow, what a lame death. You could've embellish it a bit, you know. Still better than the last time I played, when I've lost, you, Harp and 2 others, because I forgot to teleport them back from the rebels cruiser, while it was escaping for the second time. Then I've lost against final phase, because of not enough man power. Fine, I'll embellish it. The object struck like a thunderous quake, rattling the instruments violently beneath Brotato's pincers. The mantis look over to the erupting blaze only to see a Rebel boarding drone emerge from the furious inferno. It fired its gatling laser at him without hesitation, and the beams seared Brotato's body, burning through him and destroying the console behind him. Falling to the deck limply, he could only watch as the mechanical killer rolled on its treads toward the next room, preparing to do the same to one of his friends. The flames leaped higher, engulfing the entirety of the room. Slick with his own blood, Brotato gave a predatory hiss as the monster trundled by. It stopped to scan him to determine if he was a threat.He was a Mantis. He was born a threat. Brotato lunged, grenade in hand.The machine's reaction time was instantaneous. But it wasn't enough. As another volley of plasma scorched its way through his body, Brotato sliced a small hole in the robot's torso. He pushed the grenade into the opening as the war machine stopped firing and grabbed him, unaware of the explosive ticking away within it. What little of Brotato's life remained leaked out of him as the droid aligned its weapon with his bloody, but smiling face. "I am... Mantis..." Brotato coughed. "And Mantis... never... die... quietly..."The grenade detonated, sending shards of metal and flame in all directions, ending the machine and the fierce warrior who had given his life to stop it and save the mission... and his friends.Is that good enough, or do I have to make you Mantis Jesus? Mantis Jesus sounds really promising, but this is the best thing ever already. This Brotato guy (what a shitty name, who the hell gave him that) is a goddamn hero.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2015 22:08:24 GMT
So, I was just playing through FTL and near the final sector I encountered a familiar face avaiable for recruitment in one of the stores. Check out that Zoltan on the left. I hope that mantis Brotato kicked some asses, as he definitely should. I hope Carlos killed all the enemies and then blew himself up to save the others.
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Post by Autobot Sonic on May 11, 2015 21:17:35 GMT
LOL
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2015 21:29:34 GMT
We've gotten really off-topic, but I just had to: "I bet you don't even know how old she is, do you?" - tom cruise 2013 rip
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Post by [...] on May 11, 2015 21:54:59 GMT
We've gotten really off-topic, but I just had to: "I bet you don't even know how old she is, do you?" - tom cruise 2013 rip If I ever dream about this.... THING I need to kill myself ^-^ It's already hunting my in daily life XD
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Post by thatstoo2019man on May 11, 2015 22:03:10 GMT
We've gotten really off-topic, but I just had to: "I bet you don't even know how old she is, do you?" - tom cruise 2013 rip If I ever dream about this.... THING I need to kill myself ^-^ It's already hunting my in daily life XD get spooked m8 quality cackman OC based admin maybe move the last 2 pages
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Post by [...] on May 11, 2015 22:04:09 GMT
If I ever dream about this.... THING I need to kill myself ^-^ It's already hunting my in daily life XD get spooked m8 quality cackman OC
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2015 15:15:15 GMT
If I ever dream about this.... THING I need to kill myself ^-^ It's already hunting my in daily life XD get spooked m8 quality cackman OC based admin maybe move the last 2 pages What the fuck am I doing with my life.
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