Today was the best Salem session in history, where for no apparent reason everyone tried to kill each other. Alliances where made and people where backstabbed. These are my PM's on steam of the fateful day.
Warning, there's alot.
Brotato00:32 - bonzai beagle: harp wanted me to make you lose, so i made you win instead, cuz no one tells me what to do
00:30 - Potato: good
00:30 - Potato: fuck harp
00:33 - bonzai beagle: im not going to do that either
00:30 - Potato: lol
00:30 - Potato: ok
00:30 - Potato: Im not forcing you
01:01 - Potato is now Online.
01:24 - Potato: lol
01:24 - Potato: no doze
01:28 - Potato: holy shit we are murdering each other
01:28 - Potato: harp is your target I guess
01:28 - Potato: calros wants harp dead
01:28 - Potato: harp wants carlos dead
01:29 - Potato: and Im just chilling
01:32 - bonzai beagle: harp isnt my target, im just helping TC cuz why not
01:29 - Potato: then I wil help harp
01:32 - bonzai beagle: no
01:32 - bonzai beagle: pls
01:32 - bonzai beagle: no
01:32 - bonzai beagle: he called you a tatertot
01:29 - Potato: a what
01:32 - bonzai beagle: a tatertot
01:30 - Potato: that piece of shit
01:30 - Potato: I have an idea
01:30 - Potato: lets kill carlos now
01:33 - bonzai beagle: Lol yes
01:33 - bonzai beagle: how're you gonna do that? no one will believe me
01:30 - Potato: I will lie somehow
01:30 - Potato: dunno
01:30 - Potato: you just vote for him
01:33 - bonzai beagle: ok
01:32 - Potato: HAHAH
01:32 - Potato: amazing
01:33 - Potato: my game
01:33 - Potato: picked perfect time to freeze
01:36 - bonzai beagle: lol
01:33 - Potato: someone will probably report me now
01:35 - Potato: how was it so easy
01:35 - Potato: wait
01:35 - Potato: you are maf
01:35 - Potato: arent you
01:35 - Potato: everyone votes for him
01:35 - Potato: he ded
01:38 - bonzai beagle: nope
01:36 - Potato: Im just quoting myself
01:39 - bonzai beagle: by any chance is TC telling you to kill me?
01:37 - Potato: no
01:37 - Potato: currently
01:37 - Potato: harp think I started the plot to kill him
01:37 - Potato: and wants to kill me
01:37 - Potato: so he sided with tc
01:37 - Potato: I need you on my side
01:37 - Potato: for the next round
01:40 - bonzai beagle: 01:35 - Tobey Maguire: Let's kill brotato now
01:38 - bonzai beagle: hes dead
01:38 - bonzai beagle: i was going to
01:35 - Tobey Maguire: Next round
01:35 - Tobey Maguire: Don't kill harp
01:37 - Potato: fucking asshole
01:38 - Potato: oh well
Tobey Maguire: Harp, me and pika are gonna kill yu
Tobey Maguire: good luck
Tobey Maguire: escaping your inevitable death
01:41 - bonzai beagle: Dun worry, I'll side with you
01:38 - Potato: thanks
01:38 - Potato: dont tell him that
01:38 - Potato: let him think
01:38 - Potato: you're with them
01:41 - bonzai beagle: yeah
01:41 - bonzai beagle: lol
01:42 - bonzai beagle: i like how this has turned into just us plotting to murder eachother
01:39 - Potato: lol yeah
01:39 - Potato: amazing
01:40 - Potato: this is like
01:40 - Potato: game of thrones
01:40 - Potato: or something
01:40 - Potato: I convonced harp i was on his side
01:41 - Potato: now we are all gona get carlos
01:44 - bonzai beagle: holy shit im getting spammed by backstabbers
01:44 - bonzai beagle: this is amazing
01:41 - Potato: lol
01:44 - bonzai beagle: 01:40 - The Big Fig: Carkis has been lying this whole time
01:40 - The Big Fig: Carlos
01:40 - The Big Fig: Let's fucking kill him
01:44 - bonzai beagle: 01:43 - bonzai beagle: whats the plan?
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: i cant trust harp
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: i only trust u
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: so
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: lets kill brotato
01:44 - bonzai beagle: ok
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: ur the only reliable one
01:44 - bonzai beagle: fucking hell this like a choice in a TTG game
01:45 - bonzai beagle: "Who did you backstab?"
01:42 - Potato: loool
01:42 - Potato: this need to get posted
01:42 - Potato: on the forum
01:42 - Potato: all our pms
01:45 - bonzai beagle: yeah this is too funny to not post
01:45 - bonzai beagle: gonna copy them into a notepad incase
01:45 - bonzai beagle: my laptop likes crashing
01:43 - Potato: yeah my pms need to be seen too
01:46 - bonzai beagle: all of them
01:58 - Potato: Tobey Maguire: I need to confirm if Pika is lying to me
Tobey Maguire: if so, I can't trust anyone
Potato: okay
Potato: I am maf
Tobey Maguire: Good
Tobey Maguire: I knew Pika was only trustworthy
02:06 - Potato: dude
02:06 - Potato: they want to kill you
02:09 - bonzai beagle: those motherfuckers
02:06 - Potato: I got your back
2:11 - bonzai beagle: i got harps trust
02:11 - bonzai beagle: i think
02:08 - Potato: Good
02:09 - Potato: 03:08 - The Big Fig: Pika says he's got my back
03:08 - The Big Fig: This just seems out of place
02:12 - bonzai beagle: oh shit
02:12 - bonzai beagle: hes onto me
02:12 - bonzai beagle: hmm i need to find someway to draw away suspicion
02:12 - bonzai beagle: maybe be a bit less accepting
02:10 - Potato: Harp backstabbed me too many times
02:10 - Potato: for nothing
02:13 - bonzai beagle: im thinking about making some fake TC messages
02:10 - Potato: lol
02:13 - bonzai beagle: get them after eachother
02:11 - Potato: tell me your role
02:11 - Potato: but no name
02:14 - bonzai beagle: why
02:11 - Potato: because harp want sme too
02:14 - bonzai beagle: seems like an odd request
02:14 - bonzai beagle: im godfather
02:11 - Potato: okay
02:11 - Potato: Im on your side
02:12 - Potato: lookout
02:12 - Potato: but Ill leave you alone
02:15 - bonzai beagle: harps dead
02:12 - Potato: hahahaha
02:15 - bonzai beagle: wasnt me either
02:13 - Potato: want to know who sk is
02:13 - Potato: shit
02:14 - Potato: he thinks I voted for you
02:17 - Potato: next time
02:17 - Potato: we get harp
02:21 - bonzai beagle: u sure divines is harp?
02:18 - Potato: no
02:18 - Potato: but hes sk
02:21 - bonzai beagle: o
02:18 - Potato: maybe carlos
02:21 - bonzai beagle: nvm im just tired
Harp01:21 - The Big Fig: You be No-Doze
01:28 - The Big Fig: I hate you os much
01:31 - bonzai beagle: <3
01:32 - bonzai beagle: LOL
01:29 - The Big Fig: dick
01:32 - bonzai beagle:
cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/sadelf 01:30 - The Big Fig:
cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/Lee 01:33 - bonzai beagle: the plan continues to unfold
01:35 - bonzai beagle: justice is served
01:32 - The Big Fig: fuck you
01:35 - bonzai beagle: lol
01:35 - bonzai beagle: all credit goes to potato for the kill carlos idea
01:35 - bonzai beagle: now im gonna kill potato since hes my actual target
01:33 - The Big Fig: How did you even know who he is?
01:36 - bonzai beagle: who TC or Potato?
01:36 - bonzai beagle: lol potato will just look like a troll
01:36 - bonzai beagle: 1:33 - Potato: my game
01:33 - Potato: picked perfect time to freeze
01:36 - bonzai beagle: lol
01:33 - Potato: someone will probably report me now
01:40 - The Big Fig: Carkis has been lying this whole time
01:40 - The Big Fig: Carlos
01:40 - The Big Fig: Let's fucking kill him
02:10 - bonzai beagle: this is the most fun ive had in salem in ages
02:07 - The Big Fig: ikr
02:07 - The Big Fig: this is fucking intense
02:08 - The Big Fig: I'm just worried who's backstabbing me now
02:08 - The Big Fig:

02:11 - bonzai beagle: dont worry ive got your back
02:08 - The Big Fig: Alright
02:08 - The Big Fig: I trust you
02:08 - The Big Fig: But I gotta get details
02:08 - The Big Fig: Right
02:11 - bonzai beagle: ok
02:10 - The Big Fig: innocuous names
02:10 - The Big Fig: remember
02:13 - bonzai beagle: ill be larry
02:10 - The Big Fig: ok
02:10 - The Big Fig: did you change your skin?
02:13 - bonzai beagle: ...no
02:11 - The Big Fig: You're fucked
02:11 - The Big Fig: my friend
02:11 - The Big Fig: I'm just a gui
02:12 - The Big Fig: Lookout over me
02:14 - bonzai beagle: ok
02:12 - The Big Fig: You tried to backstab me
02:15 - bonzai beagle: how so?
02:12 - The Big Fig: Just a gui JUST died
02:15 - bonzai beagle: im not sk
02:12 - The Big Fig: Alright
02:15 - bonzai beagle: im godfather
02:13 - The Big Fig: Alright
02:13 - The Big Fig: I can't do anything anymore
02:17 - The Big Fig: Shhiiiiit
02:17 - The Big Fig: that sucked
02:21 - bonzai beagle: tc has been quiet
02:19 - The Big Fig: He doesn't trust us
02:19 - The Big Fig: remember?
02:19 - The Big Fig: He's been silent for me, too
02:25 - bonzai beagle: Ill change my skin for next round
02:22 - The Big Fig: Good
Tiny Carlos01:24 - bonzai beagle: im guessing harp is tuco
01:24 - bonzai beagle: since he told me to be no doze
01:22 - Tobey Maguire: fuck
01:22 - Tobey Maguire: im invest
01:22 - Tobey Maguire: yes
01:22 - Tobey Maguire: Tuco is harp
01:25 - bonzai beagle: im exe, so no one will look twice about me trying to get him killed
01:25 - bonzai beagle: sadly hes not my target
01:25 - bonzai beagle: but the show must go on
01:25 - bonzai beagle: I'll leave it a bit before framing him
01:24 - Tobey Maguire: whos ur target
01:27 - bonzai beagle: gonzo
01:24 - Tobey Maguire: lol
01:24 - Tobey Maguire: i think thats pika
01:24 - Tobey Maguire: i mean potato
01:27 - bonzai beagle: .L.
01:27 - bonzai beagle: LOL
01:28 - bonzai beagle: what ever that was before the lol was a typo, btw
01:25 - Tobey Maguire: noice
01:25 - Tobey Maguire: im gonna ask the jailor
01:25 - Tobey Maguire: to jail tuco
01:25 - Tobey Maguire: and kill him
01:28 - bonzai beagle: lol
01:25 - Tobey Maguire: cause he said he's gonna jail me all game
01:25 - Tobey Maguire: XD
01:28 - bonzai beagle: ill frame harp tommorow
01:26 - Tobey Maguire: i thought u were exe
01:29 - bonzai beagle: i am
01:29 - bonzai beagle: but ill say im sheriff
01:29 - bonzai beagle: and harp is maf
01:29 - Tobey Maguire: im gonna laugh
01:29 - Tobey Maguire: if he dies
01:29 - Tobey Maguire: AHHAHAA
01:31 - Tobey Maguire: bella is framer
01:34 - bonzai beagle: ok
01:34 - bonzai beagle: this is the funniest shit
01:34 - bonzai beagle: OMG
01:34 - bonzai beagle: this is the greatest
01:35 - Tobey Maguire: lol
01:35 - Tobey Maguire: Let's kill brotato now
01:38 - bonzai beagle: hes dead
01:38 - bonzai beagle: i was going to
01:35 - Tobey Maguire: Next round
01:35 - Tobey Maguire: Don't kill harp
01:38 - bonzai beagle: lol yeah
01:38 - bonzai beagle: btw it was potatos plan to kill you
01:38 - bonzai beagle: i just thought it was too funny not to do
01:36 - Tobey Maguire: Yeah
01:36 - Tobey Maguire: I know
01:40 - Tobey Maguire: new game
01:43 - bonzai beagle: mk
01:43 - bonzai beagle: whats the plan?
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: i cant trust harp
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: i only trust u
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: so
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: lets kill brotato
01:44 - bonzai beagle: ok
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: ur the only reliable one
01:36 - Tobey Maguire: I know
01:40 - Tobey Maguire: new game
01:43 - bonzai beagle: mk
01:43 - bonzai beagle: whats the plan?
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: i cant trust harp
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: i only trust u
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: so
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: lets kill brotato
01:44 - bonzai beagle: ok
01:41 - Tobey Maguire: ur the only reliable one
01:45 - Tobey Maguire: who are you
01:50 - Tobey Maguire: Brotato = Me
01:50 - Tobey Maguire: Kill him
01:53 - bonzai beagle: your brotato?
01:53 - bonzai beagle: UWOTM8
01:51 - Tobey Maguire: lol
01:51 - Tobey Maguire: He's ME
01:51 - Tobey Maguire: The screename he has
01:51 - Tobey Maguire: is Me
01:54 - bonzai beagle: You are me?
01:54 - bonzai beagle: you've lost me
01:51 - Tobey Maguire: The person
01:51 - Tobey Maguire: with the werewolf skin
01:51 - Tobey Maguire: that isnt you
01:51 - Tobey Maguire: is Brotato
01:54 - bonzai beagle: brotato's dead
01:51 - Tobey Maguire: No he isnt
01:54 - bonzai beagle: yeah i asked him
01:55 - bonzai beagle: he was bulbasaur
01:52 - Tobey Maguire: Wooooooow
01:52 - Tobey Maguire: You fucked me over too?
01:55 - bonzai beagle: im dead
01:52 - Tobey Maguire: You were maf tho
01:55 - bonzai beagle: howd i fuck you over
01:56 - bonzai beagle: lol told them not to kill you
01:56 - bonzai beagle: it was sk who killed you
01:53 - Tobey Maguire: oh
01:53 - Tobey Maguire: my bad
01:53 - Tobey Maguire: this game fucks with your mind
01:53 - Tobey Maguire: bruh
01:56 - bonzai beagle: seriously they where about to kill you and i told them you where vet lol
01:53 - Tobey Maguire: potato was maf right?
01:56 - bonzai beagle: yeah
01:53 - Tobey Maguire: potato was maf right?
01:56 - bonzai beagle: yeah
01:54 - Tobey Maguire: yeah
01:54 - Tobey Maguire: you are the only trustworthy
01:55 - Tobey Maguire: harp and potato are liars
01:55 - Tobey Maguire: lets kill them both
01:55 - Tobey Maguire: next round
01:59 - Tobey Maguire: just in case
01:59 - Tobey Maguire: you were lying to me
01:59 - Tobey Maguire: im not trusting u anymore
02:02 - bonzai beagle: why?
01:59 - Tobey Maguire: because harp says you suggested to kill me
02:02 - bonzai beagle: nope
01:59 - Tobey Maguire: idk if hes lying
02:02 - bonzai beagle: i was gonna backstab him
02:02 - bonzai beagle: with you
01:59 - Tobey Maguire: idk if your lying
02:00 - Tobey Maguire: cant trust
02:00 - Tobey Maguire: anyone