User: Badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, mushroom, mushroom!
Cleverbot: What is the best mushroom?
User: Badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, mushroom, mushroom!
Cleverbot: I drive a hummer.
User: Badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, mushroom, mushroom!
Cleverbot: I hate mushrooms. Classic misdirection.
User: AGH! SNAKE! SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE!
Cleverbot: You're so funny, baby.
User: 'FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUCI'm literally Hitler!'.
Cleverbot: Do you know iola aldea?
User: 'Hey Ben.'.
Cleverbot: Hey you.
User: 'See ya.'.
Cleverbot: Love ya.
User: 'You think you're some tough bitch don't you? But you're just some scared little girl. Get the fuck over it.'.
Cleverbot: How do you fly an airplane??
User: 'Take a page from Lee's book and try helping someone for once.'.
Cleverbot: Are you part of the illuminati?
User: 'Hi, I'm Hugh Bliss.'.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject and answer.
User: 'Delete, delete, delete!'.
Cleverbot: You talk nonsense'.
User: 'I will take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!'.
Cleverbot: Okay???
User: 'Apples in the human world are worth the trip, how would you describe these? Juicy?
Cleverbot: I don't, but my fiance does. He watches Bleach and Naurto.
User: 'BIG TROUBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!'.
Cleverbot: You said: 'I think he is in big trouble.'.
User: 'Eat a dick, nigga!'.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: 'What did you say, nigga?!'.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Guild Wars?
User: 'You eat a dick, nigga! YOU EAT A DICK!'.
Cleverbot: No, really, what do you thin?
User: MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
Cleverbot: I don't like mushrooms.
User: I'm a Barbie girl, in a happy world.
Cleverbot: Made of plastic, it's fantastic.
User: 'So, you guys like to make crack calls!'.
Cleverbot: You can brush my hair.
User: 'Let's find Ruckus and whoop his ass!'.
Cleverbot: Lola, L-O-L-A lola.
User: 'I'm looking for the Woodsman.'.
Cleverbot: So, let's get busy.
User: 'He is never gonna talk if you treat him like a fucking prince!'.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: 'Vegeta.'.
Cleverbot: Spiros.
User: 'IT'S OVER 9000.'.
Cleverbot: OVER 9000?
?
User: 'Yes.'.
Cleverbot: The real answer is more than 10 trillion.
User: 'Bitch, get out of the way!'.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: 'Bitch, ass, ass, nigga!'.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me?
User: What does Yagami spell backwards?
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm leaving...
User: It spells 'I'M A GAY!'.
Cleverbot: I'm a boy.
User: Badgers, badgers, badgers, mushroom, mushroom!
Cleverbot: Penny for your thoughts.
User: I see things I see them in disquise!
Cleverbot: I'm not buying them, I am asking to hear them. And, how about a dime instead, if you refuse?
User: YOLO!
Cleverbot: You are wrong, I am a cat and I have nine lives.
User: Santa is bad!
Cleverbot: I didn't say that. And even if I were a girl I would still be a human.
User: Make me a sandwich, bitch!
Cleverbot: *makes master a sandwich*.
User: It's too cold, it sucks!
Cleverbot: You're welcome master.
User: Goodbye and fuck you.
Cleverbot: Yes master.