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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Sept 19, 2014 21:18:01 GMT
I really can't understand Bio's post. I need some sleep or something, I think. Neither can I man, Neither can I. What I am trying to say is, my dad bought Twilight at the video store when it came out, someone thought he was buying it for his daughter when it reality he has no daughter and was buying it for himself, and actually went along with it instead of correcting her.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2014 21:19:26 GMT
Neither can I man, Neither can I. What I am trying to say is, my dad bought Twilight at the video store when it came out, someone thought he was buying it for his daughter when it reality he has no daughter and was buying it for himself, and actually went along with it instead of correcting her. Okay that makes sense now.
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Sept 19, 2014 21:22:56 GMT
What I am trying to say is, my dad bought Twilight at the video store when it came out, someone thought he was buying it for his daughter when it reality he has no daughter and was buying it for himself, and actually went along with it instead of correcting her. Okay that makes sense now. Yeah... I can't believe that actually happened, thank god I wasn't there, and also thank god I wasn't forced to watch it.
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Post by rockworm on Sept 19, 2014 22:54:45 GMT
Speaking of Twilight. A big facepalm for me was reading the entire series before realizing what the fuck.... I must've been high without ever touching weed.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 19:45:07 GMT
When my friend inexplicably sent me this video.
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Post by IDEK on Sept 23, 2014 18:42:36 GMT
"and pika, that is totes discriminatin', just cause they be foxy don't go meanin' they wanna bang each other's badonkadonks. wow. I'm supa cerial. you tote be a animal breeder, amirite? "
When I said this.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2014 15:16:45 GMT
I buy a paper cup of soup in school at lunchtime. I sit down to enjoy my soup. Before I have time to do anything after sitting down, some blind teacher bitch comes over and says, in an aggressive tone, "Pick up that piece of paper you threw and put it in the bin!"
Note: I did not throw any fucking paper. All I did was sit down to enjoy some fucking soup.
So I respond with a confused "Wh-wha... I didn't throw any paper". Blind bitch decides to keep arguing with me for a few minutes about it. Eventually, as she's walking away, I yell "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, I didn't throw any goddamn paper!"
People stop and stare at me. I take the lid off my soup and start drinking/eating/whatever-you-do-to-soup. Bitch walks away. Good riddance, I assume that's the end of the matter.
Moments later, the fucking cunt throws a ball of rubbish at me, tells me to dispose of it. What the fuck. I continue to testify the truth. She responds with "Oh, so you didn't throw it, is that what you're saying?" Like, bitch, I've been saying that the whole motherfucking time.
Eventually she walks away, good fucking riddance. There's a group of first years sitting at the table beside me(Quick note about the Irish secondary school system: first year = 12-13, 6th year = 17-18, all the years between = everything else), and when the blind bitch has walked away and I've begun angrily drinking/eating/whatever my soup, one of the shitheads throws the same kind of rubbish straight at my soup cup. It's a miracle it didn't spill and cause a huge fucking mess. So yeah, now I'm 99% certain the little shit that threw shit at me is the real culprit.
But I can finally forget about all the bullshit, now that the three-day weekend is starting(school is closed tomorrow because of some musical). I just hope that when I go back on that dreadful Monday, that teacher won't have reported me to the principle or year head.
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Post by IDEK on Sept 25, 2014 15:30:25 GMT
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I'd be Fucking Pissed if that happened to me.
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Post by thatstoo2019man on Oct 3, 2014 9:51:53 GMT
I was on a party last night and at around 1am a guy wanted to leave it. As he walked to the exit he just threw up on his own shirt and pants. He threw up while walking, how is that even possible?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2014 10:15:27 GMT
I was on a party last night and at around 1am a guy wanted to leave it. As he walked to the exit he just threw up on his own shirt and pants. He threw up while walking, how is that even possible? I've seen worse
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Post by thatstoomuchfestivity on Oct 3, 2014 10:18:49 GMT
I was on a party last night and at around 1am a guy wanted to leave it. As he walked to the exit he just threw up on his own shirt and pants. He threw up while walking, how is that even possible? I've seen worse like people who pass out in their own puke. Also one time there was a puddle of blood outside my dorm last year. Someone passed out and yeah.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2014 10:22:24 GMT
like people who pass out in their own puke. Also one time there was a puddle of blood outside my dorm last year. Someone passed out and yeah. I've seen someone shitting in the middle of the room
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2014 15:10:56 GMT
Starting from January, everyone in my country is going to have to pay for tapwater, bathwater, shower-water, toilet-water, etc.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2014 0:35:31 GMT
2 Years ago in school at the end of the year one of our teachers brought in a Wii and Smash Bros Brawl, and almost everyone in the class called Ganondorf Gandalf, I mean I can accept you don't play games but the announcer clearly says it and the name is clearly there. Also side note: the teacher was fucking amazing at Smash Bros.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2014 23:25:10 GMT
Today at the computer course thing im doing we had to create an ad for a made up food company in photoshop, mines was Jamie Oliver's Illuminati Fajitas, gotta say i am proud of the amount of subliminal messages i fitted in, there was an all seeing eye in the lettuce the logo was a stylized all seeing eye and the background was composed of triangles, and then got questioned on why Illuminati was in the title and I said they where the secretly the ones who invented fajitas and used their power to make them popular. But the real face palm moment here is apparently it looked really damn professional (well as professional as poster ads go), and to me that was the ultimate insult because I wanted it to looked weird and shifty, not professional.
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