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Post by IDEK on Jan 3, 2014 11:00:51 GMT
...OH SHIT! NOT THAT KIND OF FAST!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2014 11:13:16 GMT
chapter 1: it starts out on a summer day.iwmt,tka,and harp were fishing in a lake at the park.twas a peaceful day indeed. "such a nice day,"iwmt said."the sun is out and nothing is going to ruin this."suddenly,a man came out of nowhere,shambling towards them. "uh,sir?"tka says.he sees the man's face as a dull gray color."oh shit!"he yelled.tka starts throwing fish at the man,who doesn't stop. "crap,now what?!"harp says quickly.iwmt grabs his toolbox and grabs a wrench out of it.he throws it at the guy's head and it dies. "holy shit guys.holy shit...!"tka says gasping for air.deadwaste appears and says "guys,something is going on!i saw this dead guy come back to life and eat someone!" "no shit,so did we,"harp says "so what do we do?"iwmt asks. "we should head to tka's house and get his dog,pippa,and leave for canada.they have fabulous ducks!"deadwaste said.the geoup agrees that is a good idea and they leave. tka drove because harp cant drive.they stopped at bio's house."lets get biobro."deadwaste suggested "yeah,he's a good guy."iwmt said agreeing with deadwaste. "but pippa!"tka protested.bio heard this and walked out the door."guys,what the hell?it's 2 in the morning."bio said "you miss read the clock dude,it's 2 p.m."harp yelled from the car.bubba and fredden also came out because bio was having a slumber party."guys,wtf?"fredden says from the door. "shit guys,shit!"iwmt yelled."you need to tell me you of all people didn't hear shit?" "what shit?"fredden said "listen."tka said.he turned on the radio. "attention:this is a government warning!the dead are alive!all citizens are asked to either stay inside or evacuate immediately!"the radio said.it repeated itself multiple times. "you mean while we were shitfaced,a bunch of zombies occured?"bubba said worried. "uh,depends on what you mean,but yeah.zombies."bio replied. "well lets go guys,i gotta get pippa and head to canada."tka yelled "canada?"bio confusedly said. "seems like an okay place." "plus they have fabulous ducks!"deadwaste said. "um...fabulous ducks?"fredden said confused. "dont ask,just get in.gotta get pippa!"tka exclaimed
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Post by IDEK on Jan 3, 2014 11:16:59 GMT
I threw a Wrench at it. Yep, That's me.
I've noticed people with Aspergers have a bizarre addiction to Canada. Talking from experience here.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2014 11:18:58 GMT
I threw a Wrench at it. Yep, That's me. I've noticed people with Aspergers have a bizarre addiction to Canada. Talking from experience here. actually i was thinking canada because of the cold,but that would do
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Post by wakemeup on Jan 3, 2014 11:20:26 GMT
Moar!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2014 11:43:51 GMT
chapter 2 the highway was filled with cars,there were people trying to sell food,or give away free food and drinks.especially to walkers.the heat was affecting the car,especially since there are 7 people in the car.tka stopped driving because it was confusing driving an american car and driving on the right hand lane the whole time and not the left hand like normally. "...holy hellhole!this traffic!this heat!PIPPA!i hope to see her soon."tka said. "well your hotel is pretty far-ish from here."bio said. "i know."then,an odd,uneven silence.the silence broke when deadwaste suggested playing a car game."lets play kill,marry,do."the group agreed."okay.uh,how bout lee,carley,and clementine?"deadwaste said. "uh,kill...uh,i'd marry carley.do...um...uh..."harp said getting confused."we're mainly going to suggest marrying carley obviously,but um...kill lee?" "so you'd do clementine you pedophile?"deadwaste said. "what,fuck no!"harp embarrassingly said."i'd kill clementine!wait!uh...this is very confusing!" "how bout do carley,kill clementine,marry lee?"deadwaste suggested. "well im not gay,so."harp said.they sat in silence for a while.they'd occasionally turn the radio on and off,but mainly silence they sat in.finally,they got to the hotel,which looked like the moter inn in the walking dead game.bubba and harp stayed in the car.deadwaste went with tka,bio,and iwmt to get pippa. "tka,she's a cute schnauzer,"deadwaste said. "thanks." "you know,i had a dog too." "really?what was the name and breed?" "his name was niko.he was a jack russell terrior.i uh,had to give him away to live somewhere else." "shameful."tka then proceeded to pet pippa and bring her to the car in a kennel.they then proceeded to head north to canada.
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Post by Teacakes on Jan 3, 2014 11:58:20 GMT
PIPPA! YOU'RE ALIVE! Unlike some people who left her fate unknown *cough moustache the potato *cough
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Post by wakemeup on Jan 3, 2014 12:04:23 GMT
PIPPA! YOU'RE ALIVE! Unlike some people who left her fate unknown *cough moustache the potato *cough Sorry, I'll be sure to explain what happened to her. If you don't like unknown fate, you'll have confirmation she's dead.
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Post by Teacakes on Jan 3, 2014 12:05:23 GMT
If you kill Pippa off deadwaste I swear to god.....
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Post by IDEK on Jan 3, 2014 12:05:53 GMT
I'mnot really a dog fan.
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Post by Teacakes on Jan 3, 2014 12:07:32 GMT
PIPPA! YOU'RE ALIVE! Unlike some people who left her fate unknown *cough moustache the potato *cough Sorry, I'll be sure to explain what happened to her. If you don't like unknown fate, you'll have confirmation she's dead. You're going to explain what happened to her.... How? ...... She's dead? ..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! .... I don't really mind her fate as it isn't the real Pippa soooooo tell it how it suits you best.
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Post by Teacakes on Jan 3, 2014 12:08:16 GMT
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Post by IDEK on Jan 3, 2014 12:09:26 GMT
yes. I am Catman. Honestly, Some Dogs are okay, Just The Big ones are rather Jumpy.
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Post by Teacakes on Jan 3, 2014 12:10:43 GMT
Not all big dog breeds are 'jumpy'
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Post by Teacakes on Jan 3, 2014 12:11:20 GMT
But whatever you say Catman *salutes*
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