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Post by the meg on May 9, 2017 6:02:08 GMT
We have like 200 - 300 unregistered users coming in and out of this website. So... a lot of people lurk. Aren't those mostly bots or something? I legit can't think of a reason why someone would lurk our shithole, except in the dank hardcore modding days. Based from my experience, this website has some interesting conversations. Wouldn't surprise me if someone kept on checking in here to read all of it.
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Post by Rock114 on May 9, 2017 6:21:34 GMT
Aren't those mostly bots or something? I legit can't think of a reason why someone would lurk our shithole, except in the dank hardcore modding days. Based from my experience, this website has some interesting conversations. Wouldn't surprise me if someone kept on checking in here to read all of it. True. I don't see how anyone would want to miss #HarpGate.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 7:20:18 GMT
I'd assume some are bots, but yeah. Might be, but I recall probably around 2014 or early 2015 when I discovered a russian Telltale fan forum that had members talking about OTWDF. Forgot the link to it tho, but a google search might help finding it. Fucking REALLY? Definitely 0 of us are Russian. That just makes me feel famous. Hello my Russian fans. Da, it is I, Harp, your favorite forumer. ... Why does anybody lurk? I gotta ask Sonic at some point.
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Post by Rock114 on May 9, 2017 7:24:13 GMT
Might be, but I recall probably around 2014 or early 2015 when I discovered a russian Telltale fan forum that had members talking about OTWDF. Forgot the link to it tho, but a google search might help finding it. Fucking REALLY? Definitely 0 of us are Russian. That just makes me feel famous. Hello my Russian fans. Da, it is I, Harp, your favorite forumer. ... Why does anybody lurk? I gotta ask Sonic at some point. The Russians obviously like me more than they do you. I'm more personable, and my favorite character is Pete. Checkmate amigo. Russian's love me like Germans love David Hasselhoff.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 7:24:42 GMT
Which one of you is STILL salty? I thought we settled this. If you have a problem talk it out with me instead of cowardly talking in places you think I wont see. Lol I agree, you do use a lot of swears. No way you're legit.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 7:27:29 GMT
Fucking REALLY? Definitely 0 of us are Russian. That just makes me feel famous. Hello my Russian fans. Da, it is I, Harp, your favorite forumer. ... Why does anybody lurk? I gotta ask Sonic at some point. The Russians obviously like me more than they do you. I'm more personable, and my favorite character is Pete. Checkmate amigo. Russian's love me like Germans love David Hasselhoff. Why would they like Pete? He is a filthy American army man. And you're an edgy college man who fetishizes Vietnam, a war against one of RUSSIA'S proxies, remember? But me? Hoo boy, I love Vodka almost as much as they do, oh and I am hip and very cool I promise.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 7:33:11 GMT
a nuu cheeki breeki iv damke
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Post by thatstoo2019man on May 9, 2017 7:33:31 GMT
Idi nahui blyat, fucking ovechkin ass commies
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Post by Rock114 on May 9, 2017 8:16:17 GMT
The Russians obviously like me more than they do you. I'm more personable, and my favorite character is Pete. Checkmate amigo. Russian's love me like Germans love David Hasselhoff. Why would they like Pete? He is a filthy American army man. And you're an edgy college man who fetishizes Vietnam, a war against one of RUSSIA'S proxies, remember? But me? Hoo boy, I love Vodka almost as much as they do, oh and I am hip and very cool I promise. See, you made the classic mistake of going straight for the stereotypes. Vodka? Really? Not a person in the West isn't familiar with that tired, old, outdated conception. You've proven how inept and out of touch with today's Russia you really are. But me? No, I know that there's more to Russia and its people than Vodka, and jokes about Vodka. They're a more complicated people than that. More diverse. Now, since you stepped right into the pitfall most uneducated Westerners do, I'm gonna break out some images here so that I know that you know I've properly schooled your ass. And Pete, well, he's an essential part to that. As he is with all things in life. See that right there? That's Pete. The one and only Peter Joseph Randall, the greatest character (Nay, demigod!) to arise from the wartorn ashes of Season 2. He's a leader. The Leader. The majority of the cabin group, his people, approve of him (Save possibly Nick at the beginning, even though that falls away after Pete's heroic sacrifice for the group because no one can deny the enlightenment of experiencing Pete's glory). And you know what, for the sake of argument, we'll say that Pete isn't completely beloved by his people. Out of the seven people Clementine is able to poll upon her arrival of the Cabin group all of them defer to Pete more or less respectfully, save Nick, and that means that his 6/7 "Strongly Approve" rating is sitting at about... 86%, rounded up. That's pretty fucking good compared to pretty much every leader ever. He's strong. He takes shit from nobody. And, godamnit, he's just wonderful to look at. Handsome. He may be in his sixties but I'd believe anyone who told me he wasn't a day over 41. Remind you of anyone? It should. That's right. The one and only Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. Russia's beloved leader. Like Pete he leads, and despite the many problems we in the West have with him, he's sporting an approval rate of 83% in Russia. For reference, that's the exact same amount of approval that our own FDR had at its peak. And guess what? It's also just around the same amount as... why, Peter Joseph Randall! And just look at him in this picture. A textbook example of the perfect physical specimen. Much like Pete this was a man whose visage was cast in the image of the Gods themselves. The physical resemblances are uncanny, their personalities, while having some marked differences, more or less line up (Leaders, take no shit) and hell, even their names are practically the same: Putin and Pete. Like brothers, one raised in Russia and the other in America. There's no way Russians can like you more than me. I follow Pete, they follow Putin, and despite the differences between the two (And the problems each side has with the other) there are enough similarities between them for us to be able to come to a mutual understanding on a deeper level. One born of respect and not pathetic, low hanging Vodka jokes. Stay in 'Frisco, Harpo. There's no place for you on the other side of the ocean.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 8:53:44 GMT
Why would they like Pete? He is a filthy American army man. And you're an edgy college man who fetishizes Vietnam, a war against one of RUSSIA'S proxies, remember? But me? Hoo boy, I love Vodka almost as much as they do, oh and I am hip and very cool I promise. See, you made the classic mistake of going straight for the stereotypes. Vodka? Really? Not a person in the West isn't familiar with that tired, old, outdated conception. You've proven how inept and out of touch with today's Russia you really are. But me? No, I know that there's more to Russia and its people than Vodka, and jokes about Vodka. They're a more complicated people than that. More diverse. Now, since you stepped right into the pitfall most uneducated Westerners do, I'm gonna break out some images here so that I know that you know I've properly schooled your ass. And Pete, well, he's an essential part to that. As he is with all things in life. See that right there? That's Pete. The one and only Peter Joseph Randall, the greatest character (Nay, demigod!) to arise from the wartorn ashes of Season 2. He's a leader. The Leader. The majority of the cabin group, his people, approve of him (Save possibly Nick at the beginning, even though that falls away after Pete's heroic sacrifice for the group because no one can deny the enlightenment of experiencing Pete's glory). And you know what, for the sake of argument, we'll say that Pete isn't completely beloved by his people. Out of the seven people Clementine is able to poll upon her arrival of the Cabin group all of them defer to Pete more or less respectfully, save Nick, and that means that his 6/7 "Strongly Approve" rating is sitting at about... 86%, rounded up. That's pretty fucking good compared to pretty much every leader ever. He's strong. He takes shit from nobody. And, godamnit, he's just wonderful to look at. Handsome. He may be in his sixties but I'd believe anyone who told me he wasn't a day over 41. Remind you of anyone? It should. That's right. The one and only Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. Russia's beloved leader. Like Pete he leads, and despite the many problems we in the West have with him, he's sporting an approval rate of 83% in Russia. For reference, that's the exact same amount of approval that our own FDR had at its peak. And guess what? It's also just around the same amount as... why, Peter Joseph Randall! And just look at him in this picture. A textbook example of the perfect physical specimen. Much like Pete this was a man whose visage was cast in the image of the Gods themselves. The physical resemblances are uncanny, their personalities, while having some marked differences, more or less line up (Leaders, take no shit) and hell, even their names are practically the same: Putin and Pete. Like brothers, one raised in Russia and the other in America. There's no way Russians can like you more than me. I follow Pete, they follow Putin, and despite the differences between the two (And the problems each side has with the other) there are enough similarities between them for us to be able to come to a mutual understanding on a deeper level. One born of respect and not pathetic, low hanging Vodka jokes. Stay in 'Frisco, Harpo. There's no place for you on the other side of the ocean. According to russianlife.com, Vodka is definitely a very culturally relevant and manly drink. I do enjoy me some classic vodka. Always got to finish the bottle too. Definitely got to show your friendship over a good bottle of vodka yes. Я достаточно мужествен?
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Post by IDEK on May 9, 2017 12:09:48 GMT
I'm not really that surprised that people lurk here. A Lot of big scale drama's have happened with this forum before.
I mean, I don't know anything about Russians but- I assume like most people they enjoy a good shitshow
(that said it does feel a bit weird to know that there are people in other circles of the internet that talk about us, I always forget how oddly well known this place is)
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 12:44:19 GMT
Ha, Harp thinks he has fans
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 12:45:24 GMT
Gotta say this premiere of Episode 2 of OTWDF Meme is kind of lackluster
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2017 17:48:21 GMT
Ha, Harp thinks he has fans Fucking fight me nerd.
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Post by thatstoo2019man on May 9, 2017 17:56:26 GMT
Ha, Harp thinks he has fans Fucking fight me nerd. Calm down Klitschko
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