Post by Niccc on May 24, 2016 3:39:31 GMT
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I'll share mine:
A zombie apocalypse broke out! You, Laquisha, Jon Snow and Donald Trump are the only survivors! Forced to work together to survive, you set up camp in the Romeos . You have gathered 10 kilos of Pop-tarts and 4 liters of beer , and your only way to defend yourself against zombies is a RPG. Laquisha wants a cool name for your zombie hunting group, so you call yourselves the grey and white Dogs, and you slay zombies to the epic tunes of Beautiful Crime. When not slaughtering zombies, you watch Game of Thrones together. Donald Trump somehow managed to fix a computer using a PS4 microphone. You decide to visit pornhub where you read that there are other survivors living in united states . Using Jon Snow s Car you travel to united states slaying any zombie that stands in your way on the way there. Unfortunately 2000 kilometers down the road the Car is destroyed by a zombified Idris Elba and Laquisha is sadly killed in the process. Someone will have to distract the Idris Elba zombie while you attempt to fix the Car with the Phone you happen to have in your pocket. After a quick game of Uncharted 4 Donald Trump is the one to distract the Idris Elba zombie. After you somehow managed to fix the Car with the Phone you call Donald Trump but he was killed by the Idris Elba zombie. You try to slaughter the zombie with the RPG but it is ineffective. The zombified Idris Elba is angry and attempts to attack but Jon Snow sacrfices him/herself for you. You take off your shirt and show the zombie your grey and white T-Shirt revealing the nothing on it. This somehow repels the Idris Elba zombie and you are safe. As you walk back to the fixed Car you are attacked by a horde of zombies. One of the zombies violently tears off your knee and the zombies leave you to bleed to death. You try to disinfect your wounds using some Pop-tart but it is not very effective. I guess you should have paid more attention during pornhub. With your last amount of strength you scribble a note on your Phone :
"To the person who finds this note:
Where's the fucking TV remote? "
- Nick
You slowly start to fade away and your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. Well At least you did not die getting fucked by a tower. Today was not as exciting as you thought it would be.
I'll share mine:
A zombie apocalypse broke out! You, Laquisha, Jon Snow and Donald Trump are the only survivors! Forced to work together to survive, you set up camp in the Romeos . You have gathered 10 kilos of Pop-tarts and 4 liters of beer , and your only way to defend yourself against zombies is a RPG. Laquisha wants a cool name for your zombie hunting group, so you call yourselves the grey and white Dogs, and you slay zombies to the epic tunes of Beautiful Crime. When not slaughtering zombies, you watch Game of Thrones together. Donald Trump somehow managed to fix a computer using a PS4 microphone. You decide to visit pornhub where you read that there are other survivors living in united states . Using Jon Snow s Car you travel to united states slaying any zombie that stands in your way on the way there. Unfortunately 2000 kilometers down the road the Car is destroyed by a zombified Idris Elba and Laquisha is sadly killed in the process. Someone will have to distract the Idris Elba zombie while you attempt to fix the Car with the Phone you happen to have in your pocket. After a quick game of Uncharted 4 Donald Trump is the one to distract the Idris Elba zombie. After you somehow managed to fix the Car with the Phone you call Donald Trump but he was killed by the Idris Elba zombie. You try to slaughter the zombie with the RPG but it is ineffective. The zombified Idris Elba is angry and attempts to attack but Jon Snow sacrfices him/herself for you. You take off your shirt and show the zombie your grey and white T-Shirt revealing the nothing on it. This somehow repels the Idris Elba zombie and you are safe. As you walk back to the fixed Car you are attacked by a horde of zombies. One of the zombies violently tears off your knee and the zombies leave you to bleed to death. You try to disinfect your wounds using some Pop-tart but it is not very effective. I guess you should have paid more attention during pornhub. With your last amount of strength you scribble a note on your Phone :
"To the person who finds this note:
Where's the fucking TV remote? "
- Nick
You slowly start to fade away and your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. Well At least you did not die getting fucked by a tower. Today was not as exciting as you thought it would be.