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Left 4 Dead 2 Sept 2, 2015 15:13:21 GMT

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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Sept 2, 2015 15:13:21 GMT

Sept 2, 2015 2:35:46 GMT Rock114 said:

Sept 2, 2015 2:33:00 GMT Bioshock Infinite WD said:

What difficulty was it? And yeah, that sounds like the game is trying to be the biggest asshole for the sake of entertainment, bastard!

Advanced, as I stated in the first line of the first huge paragraph.

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Left 4 Dead 2 Sept 2, 2015 17:53:02 GMT

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Post by Rock114 on Sept 2, 2015 17:53:02 GMT

Time for another set of Rock's Rousing Reports, straight to you from the Frontlines of the Infection:

1. You can destroy the boulders the tank throws at you with gunfire. Or you could try smacking it out of the air with a melee weapon, provided your balls are just as big as the tank. It's entirely possible, though not advised.

2. If you get puked on by a Boomer, don't throw your bile jar. Bile jars won't attract the infected if a survivor has been boomed. Only a pipebomb can distract them from that.

3. Your chainsaw will attract zombies. Merely having it equipped in your hands generates noise that the zombies can hear, and subsequently they will attack you. This cna be useful, or not, depending on the circumstances.

4. Flashlights also draw the infected toward you. It's very difficult to notice but it happens pretty regularly, though it's not very dangerous or important. Though I did run across a team once that used two guys in front with flashlights to lure zombies toward them from particularly crowded areas, then have the two in back take them out as they ran at them. Seems needlessly complicated to me, but if it works I guess it works.

5. Good combinations for clearing out big hordes is a bile bomb and a molotov. Toss a bile bomb, then when zombies gather around it throw a molotov and listen to them burn. They'll keep running into the fire as long as its there. Even good against tanks. Throw a bile jar and a molotov at the same time and not only will the tank be set on fire, if it manages to escape the flames then the horde will still be beating on it. Coupled with concentrated gunfire this is a really good way to kill tanks, if a bit complicated due to the synchronization/timing needed by the throwers.

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Rock114 Bioshock Comedy Royalty "Now that I'm here, my heart is saying something else." Posts: 8,911	Left 4 Dead 2 Sept 7, 2015 1:24:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rock114 on Sept 7, 2015 1:24:28 GMT Just played a round of No Mercy with TC. It can be best summed by a single Francis quote from The Sacrifice Comic: "Bill's been in one of his 'Vietnam'y moods all night." It was, uh... an experience. I regret nothing.
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Rock114 Bioshock Comedy Royalty "Now that I'm here, my heart is saying something else." Posts: 8,911	Left 4 Dead 2 Sept 7, 2015 4:32:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rock114 on Sept 7, 2015 4:32:49 GMT Can't, gotta watch Star Trek. In the morning, slgt.
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Left 4 Dead 2 Sept 7, 2015 14:30:22 GMT

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Post by the meg on Sept 7, 2015 14:30:22 GMT

Playing on this modded server where there is a shop system (where you earn points for killing SI etc,.), and once the OP rushers reach the end, and some are stuck far back--they would spam the firework crates and molotov for the sake of entertainment.

Luckily no one gets killed, but it pretty much incaps almost everyone.

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Left 4 Dead 2 Sept 7, 2015 15:01:21 GMT Niccc likes this

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Post by Rock114 on Sept 7, 2015 15:01:21 GMT

So, as TC requested, here is the chat of our session. The 'Nam jokes began in chapter 2, for reference. Thankfully I didn't know TC was recording (The video got corrupted) and managed to save this wonderful conversation. Without further ado, here are the chronicles... of Left 4 'Nam.

SPOILER: Click to show

Sgt. Rock : pls no
Nick : ooooooooh noooooooooo
Sgt. Rock : ty
Sgt. Rock : fun fact: none of us will survive
Sgt. Rock : its just so obvious
Nick : basically, yeah
Sgt. Rock : all i had to do was read the writing on the wall
Sgt. Rock : KEK
Sgt. Rock : get it
Nick : die hard 7: zombies
Nick : with tits
Sgt. Rock : cause it says so right here
Sgt. Rock : oh yeah, you use titty zoey
Nick : aye aye amigo
Sgt. Rock : i just killed a charger and a jockey with a sword
Sgt. Rock : fear my old man bloodlust
Sgt. Rock is now idle.
(Spectator) Sgt. Rock : ns
Sgt. Rock : huh?
Nick : idle?
Sgt. Rock : how did that happen
Nick : dammit pause.
Sgt. Rock : damn commies are sabotaging our game
Sgt. Rock : those devious Viet Cong, I KNEW THE WAR WASNT OVER
Nick is now idle.
Sgt. Rock : YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME CHARLIE, I KNOW MY WAY THROUGH YOUR TUNNELS
*SPEC* Nick : had to let dogs out
Sgt. Rock : I'M WALKIN OUT OF THIS JUNGLE ALIVE, YOU AINT WALKIN OUT AT ALL
Sgt. Rock : whoa, what
Sgt. Rock : i just had a flashback. potent stuff.
Sgt. Rock : ammo
Nick : oh no
Nick : it cant be
Sgt. Rock : CHARLIE?!
Sgt. Rock : damn tanks
Nick : johnyn bravo
Sgt. Rock : wait, is that what you meant when you said "it cant be"?
Nick : yup
Sgt. Rock : i didnt even catch that. nice work.
Nick : what did you think i meant
Sgt. Rock : i'm probably playing my zombie killing music too loud
Sgt. Rock : save me some sugar, baby
Sgt. Rock : definitely too loud
Sgt. Rock : i didnt hear the jockey OR the spitter
Nick : yeah turn that down sir
Sgt. Rock : i just love the midnight riders

Nick : you still got that feeling that uh
Nick : we gonna die
Sgt. Rock : nah
Sgt. Rock : i was just reading the grafitti on the wall
Nick : just zoey and francis, yeah?
Sgt. Rock : i'm sure i'll be fine
Nick : kgui
Sgt. Rock : oh, and uh
Sgt. Rock : you too
Sgt. Rock : of course
Nick : MICHAEL BAY
Nick : sorry, had to
Sgt. Rock : fuckin explosions errywhere
Sgt. Rock : reminds me of 'Nam
Sgt. Rock : back in my day we didnt have nifty lifts like this
Sgt. Rock : we had to use ladders and stairs and whatnot
Sgt. Rock : back when you had to earn your right to be anywhere
Nick : you and your 1960s havin ass
Sgt. Rock : these days though, you kids can be anywhere you wanna be with no effort
Sgt. Rock : elevators
Sgt. Rock : scissor lifts
Sgt. Rock : ESCALATORS
Sgt. Rock : makes me sick
Sgt. Rock : you just dont appreciate anything cause you dont work for it
Sgt. Rock : always playin your computer games
Sgt. Rock : your call of duties, and your team fortess 2's
Sgt. Rock : HALP
Sgt. Rock : LIFE ALERTY
Nick : FRANCIS
Nick : stop stealing my revives
Sgt. Rock : back in my day, youngsters listened to a man when he complained about what it was like back in his day
Sgt. Rock : there was an air of respect
Nick : welcome to the apocalypse
Sgt. Rock : bah, the apocalypse came and went for me back in '73
Sgt. Rock : imagine not having an enemy to fight no more
Sgt. Rock : cause nixon pulled us outta 'Nam
Nick : who's nixon?
Sgt. Rock : that right there is when my life ended
Sgt. Rock : nixon, the worst president we've ever had
Sgt. Rock : cause he got us outta nam. i wanted to stay and fight
Sgt. Rock : people back in my day
Sgt. Rock : we loved wars
Sgt. Rock : separated the men from the boys, by filling the boys full of lead
Sgt. Rock : it was a great time to be alive
Sgt. Rock : you ever fought in a war?
Nick : bought to be in a war with your ass if you dont shut up about the past
Sgt. Rock : typical young folks, never want to look to the past
Sgt. Rock : little do you know, that's where your future is
Nick : my past and future is here...
Nick : getting killed
Nick : cause
Sgt. Rock : now that aint no kind of talk
Nick : apocalypse and shit
Sgt. Rock : you'll be fine, you've got me on your team
Sgt. Rock : SHIT
Sgt. Rock : RUUUUUUN
Sgt. Rock : WHERE IS HE
Sgt. Rock : BACK IN 'nAM
Sgt. Rock : the tanks i fought had cannons
Nick : THAT'S FOR PUTTING A 9/11 REFERENCE IN YOUR TV SHOW
Sgt. Rock : and were filled with foreigners
Sgt. Rock : simply defending their nation from our American imperialism
Sgt. Rock : it was a good time to be alive
Nick : WELL SHIT
Sgt. Rock : we're in the shit now
Nick : thanks
Sgt. Rock : get it? sewer?
Nick : maybe you aren't so bad, old man
Sgt. Rock : ah, the hospital
Nick : well
Sgt. Rock : smells like antiseptic and sadness
Nick : as it should
Sgt. Rock : i love the smell of antiseptic in the morning
Sgt. Rock : it smells like... victory
Nick : amen
Nick : you got a battle cry prepared?
Sgt. Rock : yep
Sgt. Rock : nevermind, i forgot it
Sgt. Rock : wait, when's the next episode of JAG
Nick : you mean the next episode of the brady bunch?
Sgt. Rock : good show, good family values
Sgt. Rock : it was my favorite TV series when i was in Nam
Sgt. Rock : shooting people and burning down villages
Sgt. Rock : sleeping with prostitutes and collecting ears from my kills
Sgt. Rock : i got a necklace
Sgt. Rock : you know that old saying, right?
Nick : which one
Sgt. Rock : Ain't no crime like a war crime.
Sgt. Rock : good times
Sgt. Rock : you woulda done good in nam, kid
Nick : son of a bitch
Sgt. Rock : horseshit goddamn tank
Nick : I agree
Nick : I AGREE
Sgt. Rock : i knew you had sense
Sgt. Rock : i like you, kid
Nick : i feel like
Nick : Francis and Zoey aren't really
Nick : in their comfort zone around us
Sgt. Rock : why not
Sgt. Rock : why would anyone be uncomfortable around me
Sgt. Rock : pipebomb
Nick : just awfully silent
Sgt. Rock : they'll be fine
Sgt. Rock : reminds me of 'Nam, actually
Sgt. Rock : the silence
Nick : waht the fuck doesnt remind you of that
Sgt. Rock : after you napalm a whole village into slag
Sgt. Rock : there aint no sound but the wind
Sgt. Rock : its a pleasant sound
Nick : lets get this show on the road
Sgt. Rock : HERE COME THE COMMIES
Sgt. Rock : GODDAMN BEATNIKS
Sgt. Rock : GET OFF MY LAWN YOU HIPPIES
Nick : fat fucker
Nick : outside the elevator
Sgt. Rock : ah, vests. they remind me of something
Sgt. Rock : NAM
Nick : what a fucking shocker
Sgt. Rock : i wore a vest back in '68
Sgt. Rock : kept a knife in my teeth
Sgt. Rock : wore a headband. red.
Nick : arlight so you were Rambo
Sgt. Rock : Rambo was a pansy
Sgt. Rock : originally that movie was based on my autobiography
Sgt. Rock : but then Stallone pansied it up
Sgt. Rock : fuckin wuss
Nick : well
Nick : this is it
Nick : I can see you are gathering your thoughts
Sgt. Rock : about Nam, yes
Nick : oh, ok
Sgt. Rock : i know, its unexpected
Sgt. Rock : but i think about that war a lot
Sgt. Rock : hard to believe, huh?
Sgt. Rock : i'm just so well adjusted
Sgt. Rock : that you wouldnt think it
Nick : watch your step
Nick : don't fall off or anything
Sgt. Rock : i knew a guy once
Nick : i know you probably were thinking about it
Sgt. Rock : he fell out of a helicopter
Sgt. Rock : wanna know where?
Nick : dunno
Nick : planet of the apes?
Sgt. Rock : San Francisco
Sgt. Rock : i just got back from Nam
Nick : wasnt there a dude who fell outta helicopter
Nick : in that movie
Sgt. Rock : and this hippie spit on me
Nick : Rise of the apes
Sgt. Rock : so i rented a helicopter, not knowing how to fly
Sgt. Rock : took him up
Sgt. Rock : and he threw me out
Sgt. Rock : fuckin slacker had muscles
Nick : interesting
Sgt. Rock : my entire life is
Nick : that's debatable
Sgt. Rock :

Nick : Francis the fuck are you doing
Sgt. Rock : wut
Nick : learn how to stop thnking about vietnam
Sgt. Rock : i wanst paying attention
Nick : and about your goddamn life
Sgt. Rock : i wasnt thinking about nam, i swear
Sgt. Rock : i was thinking about the chat, and how to share it with all of our wonderful friends
Sgt. Rock : also
Sgt. Rock : IIIIIIINNNCOOOOOOMIIIIIING
Nick : barfing sons of bitches
Sgt. Rock : one hell of a chopper extraction
Nick : I was gonna try to take down that johnyn bravo son of a bitf
Sgt. Rock : really reminds me of something, to be honest
Nick : don't even
Sgt. Rock : did i ever tell ya about Nam?

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