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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 2:49:10 GMT
Day 12 ended and I decided being in metalwork could come in very handy, so I made Dark Fox have a little accident, but it turned out you needed 70 intelligence to apply, so I just spent loads of time getting my intelligence high enough and now I'm in it, and I found a nail file on Dark Fox, so I'm gonna try and file through the vents.
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Jan 30, 2015 3:06:49 GMT
Oh come on game! Really not helping with my image! "I heard Officer Bio's wife is sueing him" Okay now I can clearly see these fucking prisoners are spreading bullshit around, that's it, someone's getting a beating!
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Jan 30, 2015 3:07:11 GMT
Bio, Mike, and TKA all just beat up Brotato for no reason.... Probably because he was making shit up about my orientation!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 3:25:59 GMT
Apparently once the game is fully released they'll be looking into multiplayer, that'd be fun as hell.
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Post by thatstoomuchfestivity on Jan 30, 2015 3:34:16 GMT
Running theme: my virtual counterparts all seem to be useless as fuck. The eternal pacifist, that's me.
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Post by Michael7123 on Jan 30, 2015 5:08:08 GMT
I haven't been doing much in any of the games either.
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Post by thatstoo2019man on Jan 30, 2015 6:10:02 GMT
So, I've been beaten up around thirty times and someone shat on my bed? I don't like this at all
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 6:26:30 GMT
Running theme: my virtual counterparts all seem to be useless as fuck. The eternal pacifist, that's me. Well you do things. They just aren't of note. Pretty sure you sold me some medicine that didn't fix my health problem.
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Post by thatstoomuchfestivity on Jan 30, 2015 6:57:04 GMT
Running theme: my virtual counterparts all seem to be useless as fuck. The eternal pacifist, that's me. Well you do things. They just aren't of note. Pretty sure you sold me some medicine that didn't fix my health problem. 7 days Harp. 7 days.
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Post by Teacakes on Jan 30, 2015 7:16:53 GMT
Man, TKA is the best officer ever.
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Post by wakemeup on Jan 30, 2015 7:28:47 GMT
I'm a guard in too many games. I'd be that corrupted, shitty guard that eventually ends up getting shanked or fired.
My quick game with forum users ended up badly, since I accidentaly tried to escape on day 1.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 7:43:39 GMT
I'm a guard in too many games. I'd be that corrupted, shitty guard that eventually ends up getting shanked or fired. My quick game with forum users ended up badly, since I accidentaly tried to escape on day 1. I've been trying to get on the good side of both you and Sos, but things haven't been working out. I accidentally punched you in the face, and you got kinda mad about that.
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Post by thatstoomuchfestivity on Jan 30, 2015 7:47:42 GMT
I'm a guard in too many games. I'd be that corrupted, shitty guard that eventually ends up getting shanked or fired. My quick game with forum users ended up badly, since I accidentaly tried to escape on day 1. I've been trying to get on the good side of both you and Sos, but things haven't been working out. I accidentally punched you in the face, and you got kinda mad about that. Harp: "Like me or else!" Brotato: "Or else what?" Harp: *punches Brotato in the face*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 7:56:38 GMT
Day 9
Was put in solitary on day 5, and they denied me my right to pen and fucking paper, so I guess I should explain. (I was lazy)
I was caught trying to dig a tunnel with a plastic spoon in my place of work. They threatened to fire me, but I kept my job. Unfortunately, I was sentenced to four days of solitary.
Now that I've had time to think, I know what I gotta do next. During every moment I can be bothered, I'll go to Dark Fox's cell, move his desk, cover the bars of his cell, and begin digging. Unless I get straight up caught, Dark Fox is the one that takes the heat. Especially nice, considering the fact that his cell never gets shakedowns.
Unfortunately, on that note, today, I was shaken down, and my collection of other people's sock maces was taken away. Then, I accidentally shanked my brother. He put me in the fucking hospital. Amazing what people can do after getting fucking shanked.
I took a few favors to let everyone else know that I'm still in the game. While doing so, I learned that Raging's crew was going around, threatening MP's family. Considering that my family is so close, I had to stop this. I went around, stole a comb and a razor blade, then I shanked that motherfucker. Once he was down, I stole his clothes, and stored them away, so my job quota at the laundry is less tomorrow. Nobody fucks with family, bitch.
By the way, while I was thieving around, I found a nude mag in Carlos' cell. A few of the pages are stuck together, but it's a keeper.
Unfortunately, I tried to get some fresh air, but forgot to store my comb shank, so all my contraband was taken. Not the mag, though, thank God.
On my way to evening roll call, That dumbass, Katzen, picked a fight with Officer Michael. The guards left him on the floor, and I found that he had a legit shiv. Yikes. I noticed that there was no metal, like with my special comb razor, so I left the razor in my cell, and took the shiv.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 8:12:17 GMT
Day 10
Pahahahaha, Raging Blades still hasn't found any clothes. That's awesome. Dfh wants me to dole out some retribution all over that scumbag, but I'm not so sure. I still want to escape above all else, so I declined.
Brotato came in while I was working, and just stared at me an abnormal amount of time, before leaving. I think I pissed him off.
I thought I could get away with stealing a guard uniform from work. I was sorely mistaken. Instantly hacks knocked me out. Took Katzen's shiv, too. Damn.
Deadwaste and Katzen got into a fight during the exercise session. This would be an unnotable event, if I hadn't stolen from them once the guards all went to the showers. Katzen no longer has any clothes, either. Also found a file on Deadwaste. That oughta come in handy.
Ehkay got into a fight in the shower, and then, the guards all left us to our free time. Once they were all gone, I stole a trowel from Ehkay. I had so much loot then, I had to go and drop it all off at my desk before I could actually do anything with my free time.
Crackman got into a fight with Katzen and won. I considered knocking him out to steal from him, too, but no dice. Already too loaded.
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