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Post by Rock114 on Mar 1, 2015 20:08:13 GMT
Wait, there was a giveaway? Kind of. I just bought two extra copies, gave one to Harp who had the game on wishlist, and Crack, who was online atm. Oh. I missed it. I've always wanted to play Killing Floor...
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Post by [...] on Mar 1, 2015 20:13:38 GMT
Mh, meinsch de Harpadarpa kommt widder in de Sprochchat mit uns supa Zuggerschnegge? I put that in Google Translate, and am now sure you two speak gibberish. Mh , meinsch de Harpadarpa ram comes in de Sprochchat us supa Zuggerschnegge? It's an exaggerated accent, that's why nothing useful comes out.
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Post by Rock114 on Mar 1, 2015 21:07:29 GMT
So. Brotato got me Killing Floor. This is how the conversation went:
Potato: I deserve a fuckin BJ from you Sgt. Rock: if you weren't so busy planting your junk into every dirty hole you came across, I might oblige. Sgt. Rock: I'm sorry, what I meant to say was... why? Potato: okay then Potato: Ill give KF to someone else Sgt. Rock: NUUUU Potato: ft Sgt. Rock: STICK IT IN MY DIRTY MOUTH Potato: fgt Potato: Good Sgt. Rock: KEEP IT THERE AS LONG AS YOU NEED Potato: Swallow it Potato: And we're good Sgt. Rock: I'LL BE THE CARLOS TO YOUR ROCK, YOUR HARD, HARD ROCK Sgt. Rock: MASTER PLEASE Potato: yeah yeah Potato: I already covered the payments Potato: But you might not get the game today Potato: tomorrow at latest Sgt. Rock: that's totally fine Sgt. Rock: i'll be as dirty as you want me to be Potato: Well, youre gonna have to Sgt. Rock: that shit i just typed has got to go onto the forum... Potato: Good Potato: Let everyone know how easy it is to buy you Sgt. Rock: i will, sir
So. Yeah.
Make of this what you will.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2015 21:10:41 GMT
So. Brotato got me Killing Floor. This is how the conversation went: Potato: I deserve a fuckin BJ from you Sgt. Rock: if you weren't so busy planting your junk into every dirty hole you came across, I might oblige. Sgt. Rock: I'm sorry, what I meant to say was... why? Potato: okay then Potato: Ill give KF to someone else Sgt. Rock: NUUUU Potato: ft Sgt. Rock: STICK IT IN MY DIRTY MOUTH Potato: fgt Potato: Good Sgt. Rock: KEEP IT THERE AS LONG AS YOU NEED Potato: Swallow it Potato: And we're good Sgt. Rock: I'LL BE THE CARLOS TO YOUR ROCK, YOUR HARD, HARD ROCK Sgt. Rock: MASTER PLEASE Potato: yeah yeah Potato: I already covered the payments Potato: But you might not get the game today Potato: tomorrow at latest Sgt. Rock: that's totally fine Sgt. Rock: i'll be as dirty as you want me to be Potato: Well, youre gonna have to Sgt. Rock: that shit i just typed has got to go onto the forum... Potato: Good Potato: Let everyone know how easy it is to buy you Sgt. Rock: i will, sir So. Yeah. Make of this what you will. Why do I even need to write any kind of ff? CTRL+C CTRL+V Also: Rock... I didn't even know you would go THAT far...
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Post by Rock114 on Mar 1, 2015 21:12:37 GMT
So. Brotato got me Killing Floor. This is how the conversation went: Potato: I deserve a fuckin BJ from you Sgt. Rock: if you weren't so busy planting your junk into every dirty hole you came across, I might oblige. Sgt. Rock: I'm sorry, what I meant to say was... why? Potato: okay then Potato: Ill give KF to someone else Sgt. Rock: NUUUU Potato: ft Sgt. Rock: STICK IT IN MY DIRTY MOUTH Potato: fgt Potato: Good Sgt. Rock: KEEP IT THERE AS LONG AS YOU NEED Potato: Swallow it Potato: And we're good Sgt. Rock: I'LL BE THE CARLOS TO YOUR ROCK, YOUR HARD, HARD ROCK Sgt. Rock: MASTER PLEASE Potato: yeah yeah Potato: I already covered the payments Potato: But you might not get the game today Potato: tomorrow at latest Sgt. Rock: that's totally fine Sgt. Rock: i'll be as dirty as you want me to be Potato: Well, youre gonna have to Sgt. Rock: that shit i just typed has got to go onto the forum... Potato: Good Potato: Let everyone know how easy it is to buy you Sgt. Rock: i will, sir So. Yeah. Make of this what you will. Why do I even need to write any kind of ff? CTRL+C CTRL+V Also: Rock... I didn't even know you would go THAT far... He caught me off guard. An ambush, if you will. I had already fought back with the insinuation that he was a whorish potato, so I had to backpedal once I realized the true nature of our interaction. may have gone a bit too far in that direction, but hell, go all the way or go the fuck home, I say.
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Post by thatstoo2019man on Mar 1, 2015 21:12:37 GMT
Sgt. Rock entered chat. Potato: is goin on Pornstache: ha look at him and laugh ILoveClementine: ♥ Sgt. Rock: Potato: huehue Pornstache: ZOINKS Sgt. Rock: so, uh, brotato... what thread should i post that shit in Potato: Dunno Potato: Kf or weird things ILoveClementine: what shit Sgt. Rock: you'll see ILoveClementine: ;O Sgt. Rock: in time, you'll see ILoveClementine: killing floor nudes? Pornstache: did he offer you kf for bjs? Potato: Rock nudes Potato: porn with him and me Pornstache: ih1.redbubble.net/image.4513703.0802/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg Pornstache: is that your kid? Potato: yes Sgt. Rock: it is Potato: We're proud of it Potato: named him Potato: Brock Sgt. Rock: He's expressed an interest in watching pokemon fuck when he gets older Potato: Just like his fathers Sgt. Rock: and he never seems to open his eyes for anything, yet strangely he can still see Potato: And he wants to fuck every chick he can find Potato: but always fails Pornstache: like his parents right? Sgt. Rock: yeah, that's why we settled on each other Potato: We're coming on GOT level of creepiness Sgt. Rock: also, sir, i posted it on the KF thread Potato: I like it
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Post by wakemeup on Mar 1, 2015 22:44:30 GMT
So. Brotato got me Killing Floor. This is how the conversation went: Potato: I deserve a fuckin BJ from you Sgt. Rock: if you weren't so busy planting your junk into every dirty hole you came across, I might oblige. Sgt. Rock: I'm sorry, what I meant to say was... why? Potato: okay then Potato: Ill give KF to someone else Sgt. Rock: NUUUU Potato: ft Sgt. Rock: STICK IT IN MY DIRTY MOUTH Potato: fgt Potato: Good Sgt. Rock: KEEP IT THERE AS LONG AS YOU NEED Potato: Swallow it Potato: And we're good Sgt. Rock: I'LL BE THE CARLOS TO YOUR ROCK, YOUR HARD, HARD ROCK Sgt. Rock: MASTER PLEASE Potato: yeah yeah Potato: I already covered the payments Potato: But you might not get the game today Potato: tomorrow at latest Sgt. Rock: that's totally fine Sgt. Rock: i'll be as dirty as you want me to be Potato: Well, youre gonna have to Sgt. Rock: that shit i just typed has got to go onto the forum... Potato: Good Potato: Let everyone know how easy it is to buy you Sgt. Rock: i will, sir So. Yeah. Make of this what you will. It was a well spent money, that's all I'm gonna say.
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Post by Rock114 on Mar 4, 2015 21:36:37 GMT
So. Last night four of us (Me, Brotato, Crack, and ILoveClementine) played some rounds. It was some fun shit. Clem and I had a habit of surviving the things that killed everyone else. He'd tear the zeds a new asshole while I injected him with drugs health.
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Post by wakemeup on Mar 4, 2015 21:39:08 GMT
Me and Crack would outlive everyone, if he wouldn't blow himself up in our sealed up barn. Plan was good, execution shitty.
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Post by thatstoo2019man on Mar 4, 2015 21:40:39 GMT
Me and Crack would outlive everyone, if he wouldn't blow himself up in our sealed up barn. Plan was good, execution shitty. ARE YOU INSULTING MY RELIGION?
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Post by Rock114 on Mar 4, 2015 21:41:10 GMT
Me and Crack would outlive everyone, if he wouldn't blow himself up in our sealed up barn. Plan was good, execution shitty. Yeah, your plan to weld the doors shut and leave everyone else to die. Would have worked if Clem and I weren't badasses.
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Post by [...] on Mar 4, 2015 21:42:29 GMT
Me and Crack would outlive everyone, if he wouldn't blow himself up in our sealed up barn. Plan was good, execution shitty. Yeah, your plan to weld the doors shut and leave everyone else to die. Would have worked if Clem and I weren't badasses. WE TWO AGAINST THE WHOLE WORLD
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Post by wakemeup on Mar 4, 2015 21:42:50 GMT
Me and Crack would outlive everyone, if he wouldn't blow himself up in our sealed up barn. Plan was good, execution shitty. ARE YOU INSULTING MY RELIGION? NOT OUR RELIGION, BUT YOU. YOU'RE NO TRUE BELIEVER, GABEN'S NOT PROUD OF YOU.
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Post by thatstoo2019man on Mar 4, 2015 21:44:16 GMT
ARE YOU INSULTING MY RELIGION? NOT OUR RELIGION, BUT YOU. YOU'RE NO TRUE BELIEVER, GABEN'S NOT PROUD OF YOU. GABEN SPOKE TO ME AND SAID I HAVE TO JOIN HIM AND COME BACK ON EARTH TO BECOME STEAMSUS
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Post by wakemeup on Mar 4, 2015 21:47:40 GMT
NOT OUR RELIGION, BUT YOU. YOU'RE NO TRUE BELIEVER, GABEN'S NOT PROUD OF YOU. GABEN SPOKE TO ME AND SAID I HAVE TO JOIN HIM AND COME BACK ON EARTH TO BECOME STEAMSUS You... you are the first prophet of GabeN. I'm sorry to misjudged you, my mentor. Please guide me through the rest of my life
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