Heisen: man I think I just have naturally high tolerance, I took a good few swigs of my dad's jack daniels whiskey and don't feel drunk at all
Heisen: chest feels like it's about to burst open though
Heisen: fucking chestbursters
I Love Big Richards: lol
I Love Big Richards: Give it a minute
I Love Big Richards: how long ago did you drink?
Heisen: not long, few minutes ago now
Heisen: feel a bit tipsy now though
I Love Big Richards: give it 10-15
Heisen: didn't know delayed drunk was a thing, always thought delayed high was more of a weed thing
I Love Big Richards: it's always delayed
I Love Big Richards: always
Heisen: k
Heisen: good to konw
Heisen: now I just feel tired tbh
I Love Big Richards: yeah
I Love Big Richards: that's alcohol
I Love Big Richards: booze sucks tbh
Heisen: lmao dad's going to not ice in the morning how muich whiskey is gone
I Love Big Richards: lol
I Love Big Richards: probably
Heisen: is it normal to rock back and forth listening to music while a bit drunk?
I Love Big Richards: lol
I Love Big Richards: I do that sober
Heisen: lost my atention span lmaooooo
I Love Big Richards: I do that sober
Heisen: lost my atention span lmaooooo
I Love Big Richards: lol
Heisen: like I can't read shit
Heisen: like I can but
Heisen: it's effort
I Love Big Richards: tell me your life story, heis
Heisen: crusader bois
Heisen: who the fuck still conquering jerusalem
Heisen: hit that mf vult button
I Love Big Richards: you havin fun heis?
Heisen: a bit yeah
Heisen: still not really sure if I'm proper drunk or just placebo drunk on the thought of being drunk
I Love Big Richards: drink more if you're unsure
I Love Big Richards:
I Love Big Richards: also
I Love Big Richards: are you drinking out of shot glasses?
Heisen: no
Heisen: just the botttle
I Love Big Richards: oh jesus
I Love Big Richards: that's dangerous
Heisen: is it
I Love Big Richards: use a shot glass
Heisen: will my liver explode
I Love Big Richards: if you're not careful, your heart will stop
Heisen: like I'm not even proper drunk, just swaying side-to-side drunk
Heisen: fuck
Heisen: holy fuck
Heisen: you can't be serious
I Love Big Richards: use a shot glass
Heisen: but is using the bottle any more dangerous than shot glasses of the same amount
Heisen: or just an a mount problem
I Love Big Richards: it's an amount problem
I Love Big Richards: you don't know how many shots you've taken
Heisen: yeah see I'm not even proper drunk I'll be fien
I Love Big Richards: so just start using a shot glass
I Love Big Richards: and keep drinking
I Love Big Richards:
I Love Big Richards: and keep drinking
I Love Big Richards:
Heisen: actually I fthink I'll just go to bedd seooh
Heisen: I've got school tomorrow
I Love Big Richards: lol
Heisen: like I should have been at bed for 10
Heisen: but whatever
Heisen: it's like
Heisen: 23:31 now
Heisen: why is the swaying so fun I can't even
I Love Big Richards: lol
Heisen: dont' you hate it when there's a song and you don't know how to describe it
Heisen: like
Heisen: it's the one that goes
Heisen: doot doot doo doot
Heisen: doo doo do doo
I Love Big Richards: oh I got just the thing
Heisen:
?
Heisen: nani desu ka
Heisen: ah fuck
Heisen: my phone
Heisen: battery gone
Heisen: feck
I Love Big Richards:
Heisen: it's telling mne top sing up with facebook
Heisen: complex shitter
I Love Big Richards: lol just don't do that
Heisen: got the youtube channel that should be ogod enough
Heisen: oh jesus
Heisen: this si great
I Love Big Richards: yuh
I Love Big Richards: what song you listening to?
Heisen: summer salt- summer salt
Heisen: official video
I Love Big Richards: listen to driving to hawaii
Heisen: ye ye ye ye ye
Heisen: you konw I've worked all d ay my heart's blah balah blah
Heisen: this tune is great
Heisen: this tune is great
I Love Big Richards: lol
I Love Big Richards: how's the drunk life/
Heisen: I keep swayiing
Heisen: left to right
Heisen: left to wright
Heisen: left to wright
I Love Big Richards: drink two more shots
I Love Big Richards: I promise you
Heisen: I'm literally Hitler
I Love Big Richards: it'll be good
I Love Big Richards: use a shot glass tho
Heisen: I can judge with my mouth how much is a shot
Heisen: I'll be faine
Heisen: daijoubu desu ga
I Love Big Richards: you're gonna die
Heisen: nah man
I Love Big Richards: I'm guessing you just took 3 or 4
Heisen: omae wa mo shindeiru
I Love Big Richards: a shot is deceptively small
I Love Big Richards: bigger than a sip
I Love Big Richards: smaller than a gulp
Heisen: amigos è spagnolo, in italiano è "amici"
mozzarella si scrive con due zeta
il plurale di gondala è gondole, non fare come certi italici in vacanza a barcellona che si mettono ad aggiungere esse a caso per suonare latini
I Love Big Richards: o
Heisen: ye
Heisen: amici
Heisen: 4chan is great
Heisen: you get real multicultural diversity
Heisen: /int/ > /pol/
I Love Big Richards: i just go to b
Heisen: /b/ is shit boyo
Heisen: it's just traps and shit
Heisen: fuckin headphones keep falling
I Love Big Richards: lol
Heisen: I think music genuinely sounds better drunk right?
Heisen: like
Heisen: you can feel it
Heisen: more
Heisen: right?
I Love Big Richards: listen to Homeshake
I Love Big Richards: Midnight Snack
Heisen: there's a smt dds tune this reminds me of
Heisen: still it's great
Heisen:
Heisen: y;now
Heisen: in Irish
Heisen: the word for whiskey
Heisen: is "uisce beatha"
Heisen: which literally means
Heisen: "the water of life"
I Love Big Richards: lol
I Love Big Richards: you alcoholics
Heisen: holy fuck my phone just turned on by itself
Heisen: what the shit
I Love Big Richards: yeah I'm sure
Heisen: it's at 0%
Heisen: even though it was just charging
Heisen: for hours
Heisen: this is crazy
Heisen: the fuck is happening
Heisen: this wack ass haunted phone
Heisen: fuck
Heisen: ag man
Heisen: I'm going to be so annoyerd when I wake up in the morning
I Love Big Richards: lol
I Love Big Richards: enjoy school
Heisen: I'm going to be so annoyerd when I wake up in the morning
I Love Big Richards: lol
I Love Big Richards: enjoy school
Heisen: want to piss but also want to stay listening to music
Heisen: tough life decisions
I Love Big Richards: bring the music with you
Heisen: def staggeringa lot more now
Heisen: I like having a penis though
Heisen: can't imagine wha tlife is like as a girl thoughw
Heisen: without one
Heisen: y'know
I Love Big Richards: lol
I Love Big Richards: you're fucking drunk boi
Heisen: yay
Heisen: what the fuck did I just do
Heisen: I fucking posted a badly attempted memorisation of the navy seals copypasta inw aht I had thought was the Ireland general thread on 4chan /int/ but turned out to be a completely unrelated thread
Heisen: jesus I've been making bad decision
Heisen: s
I Love Big Richards: lol
Heisen:
arkham.tumblr.com/post/157724271668/fishingboatproceeds-as-i-near-200000Heisen: this is amazing
Heisen: I would be laughing out loud if everyone else was snot asleep
I Love Big Richards: lol
Heisen: oh my fuck how has time passed so quickl it's already past midngiht
Heisen: and I sitll want to stay up
I Love Big Richards: party mane
Heisen:
Heisen: mein vasser
Heisen: ver has it gon
Heisen: b o i
Heisen: a e s t h e t i c
Heisen: this is truly the greatest way toe xperience the world
Heisen: can now hardly tell the difference between
Heisen: the italian flag
Heisen: and
Heisen: the irish flag
Heisen: are you there jojo
I Love Big Richards: kinda
Heisen: joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Heisen: jo
Heisen: ok
Heisen: you just weren't responding
I Love Big Richards: ye
I Love Big Richards: just tired and hungover myself
Heisen: I'm literally Hitler
Heisen: fair enough
Heisen: shadilay, shadilay
Heisen: this obscure italian disco remix is fantastic
I Love Big Richards: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce
Heisen: nuce
Heisen: what even#
I Love Big Richards: kys
Heisen: na
I Love Big Richards: drink more
I Love Big Richards: u wont
Heisen: na
I Love Big Richards: u wont
I Love Big Richards: puuuuusy
Heisen: nananananananan a
Heisen: batman
Heisen: how hard do you think bruce wayne would fuck catwoman
Heisen: like
Heisen: in a real life situation
Heisen: pls respond seshman
I Love Big Richards: lol
I Love Big Richards: probs pretyy hard
I Love Big Richards: revenge fucking
Heisen: like bruce is pretty rucking ripped right
Heisen: he would fuck her wo hard
Heisen: ass or vag tho
Heisen: is thr real question
I Love Big Richards: +va
I Love Big Richards: joi09k
I Love Big Richards: idk
Heisen: I'm not drunk enough to think joi09k means something comrepehensible
Heisen: comprehensivle
Heisen: comprehensible
I Love Big Richards: lol
Heisen: muh water
Heisen:
tho
Heisen: wouldhn't it be fu nny
Heisen: if I woke up in the mroigning
Heisen: and had no memory of all this
Heisen: I think I will remember htough
Heisen: sadly
I Love Big Richards: lool
I Love Big Richards: ill screen it for you
Heisen: [goodo]
Heisen: imagine my imbarrassment if you posted it on the forum
Heisen: but holy shit music sounds great
Heisen: doo doo doo do do-do-do
I Love Big Richards: oh thats where its goibg
I Love Big Richards: going
Heisen: brb getting water
Heisen: rea;l water not water of life
Heisen: holy shit my shirt is full of sweat
Heisen: the back of it and all
Heisen: only noticed when I sat down
I Love Big Richards: drink lots of water
I Love Big Richards: and eat something
Heisen: the sky is beautiful tonight, I saw two really bright things outside
Heisen: one was venus
Heisen: the other was aliens
Heisen: do I have to east something, |I'm really full and ate lots today already
I Love Big Richards: if youre full
I Love Big Richards: you're fine
I Love Big Richards: but drink water
Heisen: I'm literally Hitler
Heisen: doing so now
Heisen: you know, you're my best friend
Heisen: I feel more of a connection to you than with anyone irl
I Love Big Richards: lol
Heisen: I know that sounds sad lol
Heisen: but it's true
I Love Big Richards: you're smashed boy
Heisen: I like you a lot jojo
I Love Big Richards: thanks boy
Heisen: should I bleach my hiar
Heisen: I think I should
Heisen: it's long enough
Heisen: it would ook pretty if it was lighetr
Heisen: maybe dye it white
Heisen: be like some albino or sometihng
I Love Big Richards: I always hated the bleached look
I Love Big Richards: I wouldn't
Heisen: well not tongiht anywa
Heisen: y
Heisen: but I think I'll consider it
Heisen: man I'm just giggling for no reason
Heisen: alcohol is fun
I Love Big Richards: lol
Heisen: mo chara
Heisen: mo búachailll
Heisen: like I kind of want to sleep bvut I don't
Heisen: I like this feeling
I Love Big Richards: lol
Heisen: jump on something water, fall asleep together, baby when it ;lasdkjflk;ajdf
Heisen: I couldn't understand the words for the last part so I just ladhf;ladsjf;lajf
I Love Big Richards: just keep listening to summer salt my man
Heisen: adsf;ladksfjads;lkfjadsl;fjads;lfj;daslfjasd;lfjpoiqweur[qewrpojasdklfjzxc;lvnzx;c,.mvnlakdsfj
Heisen: fun
Heisen: I feel like it'll put me to sleep, but in a good way
Heisen: I should record my voice whne sober and then record my voice when drunk some time
Heisen: I bet my Irish accent is much stronger when drunkk
I Love Big Richards: prollu
Heisen: I look loike an idiot right now
Heisen: jkesus christ
I Love Big Richards: drink does that to you
Heisen: I am so going to piss the bed tonight
Heisen: like I'm just not bothered to go to the bathroom right now
Heisen: breath still smells like whiskey
Heisen: I'm still not even sure If I like the taste
I Love Big Richards: go wake up your parents
Heisen: no
Heisen: that's a nono jojo
I Love Big Richards: and tell them you need to go to the hospital
Heisen: nyet
Heisen: nein
Heisen: non
Heisen: ní
I Love Big Richards: it'll be something to do
Heisen: something to go is get the fuck so sleep
Heisen: or continue listening to music
I Love Big Richards: o
Heisen: that bottle of grape juice is looking rather
Heisen: pissable
Heisen: like
Heisen: I
Heisen: I want to piss in that bottle
I Love Big Richards: noooo
I Love Big Richards: dont be that man
Heisen: bottles don't have rights do they
I Love Big Richards:
i.4cdn.org/b/1488155484677.pngHeisen: kim jong ill / kim jong healthy
Heisen: man I'm beginning to get a bit of a headachek
Heisen: maybe I should got o ebed?
Heisen: might be just my ears from the headphones actually
Heisen: aaaatatataaaa ataaaaa
Heisen: love this musci
Heisen: did I really just press t insetead of y all those times jeesus fuck
Heisen: the lazsy brown fox jumped of very the quick bronw lox of some shit
Heisen: fug
Heisen: I'm actually beginning tof eel a bit more sober now
Heisen: I don't like this feeling of sobriety
Heisen: I want to continue to be blisffully drunk
I Love Big Richards: lol
I Love Big Richards: drink more
I Love Big Richards: i dare you
Heisen: my dad just came into my room fuckfuckfuck
I Love Big Richards: lolllllllllllll
Heisen: I wonder if he'll notice the whiskey
Heisen: like right now
Heisen: he's downstairs right now fucI'm literally Hitlerk
I Love Big Richards: lol
I Love Big Richards: u dead
Heisen: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Heisen: ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
Heisen: ｍａｙｂｅ ｈｅ ｄｉｄｎ’ｔ ｎｏｔｉｃｅ ｔｈｏｕｇｈ
Heisen: Ｉ ｗｏｎｄｅｒ ｉｆ ｈｅ ｓａｗ ｔｈｅ ｌｏｏｋ ｏｎ ｍｙ
Heisen: ｌｉｋｅ ｄｏＩ ａｌｗａｙｓ ｌｏｏｋ ｌｉｋｅ ａｎ ｉｄｉｏｔ
I Love Big Richards: o
Heisen: ｍａｙｂｅ ｉ ｄｏ ｔｈｏｕｇｈ
Heisen: ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ’ｔ ｔｅｌｌ
Heisen: Ｓｔｉｌｌ Ｉ ｍｕｓｔ ｂｅ ｍａｋｉｎｇ ｍｏｒｅ ｎｏｉｓｅ ｔｈａｎＩ ｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ
Heisen: ｉｆ Ｉ ｗｏｋｅ ｈｉｍ ｕｐ
I Love Big Richards:
Heisen: ａｔ ｌｉｋｅ
Heisen: ００：４５
I Love Big Richards: dude
I Love Big Richards: get on the discord
Heisen: ｙｅｓ
Heisen: ｙ
Heisen: ｙ ｔｈｏ
Heisen: Ｉ ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｌｉｋｅ ｃｈａｎｇｅ Ｉ’ｍ ｃｏｎｓｅｒｖａ
I Love Big Richards: listen to the stupid shit they doing
Heisen: ｔｉｖｅ
Heisen: ｌａｄ
Heisen: ｔｈｉｓ ｂｅｔｔｅｒ ｂｅ ｇｏｏｄ
I Love Big Richards: get in the voice channel
Heisen: ｉｓ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｓｕｐｐｏｓｅｄ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｍｕｓｉｃ
Heisen: Ｉ ｃａｎ’ｔ ｈｅａｒ ｍｕｓｉｃ
I Love Big Richards: ;p;
I Love Big Richards: get in the voice channel
Heisen: ｈｏｗ ｔｈｏ
Heisen: ｈ ｏ ｗ ｂ ｏ ｉ
Heisen: ｗｈａｔ
Heisen: ｄｕｄｅ ｗｈａｔ ｔｈｅ ｆｕｃｋ
Heisen: ｔｈｅ ｆｕｃｃ
I Love Big Richards: lol
Heisen: ｏｒｅ ｗａ ｎｉｈｏｎｊｉｎ
Heisen: ｏｒａ ｏｒａ
Heisen: ｆｕｃｋ ｉｓ ｔｈｉｓ ｗｅｉｒｄ ｓｈｉｔ ｔｈｏ
Heisen: ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｃｈｉｃｋｅｎ ｓｔｒｉｐｓ ｗｈａｔ
Heisen: ｓｕｃｃｅｅｄ ｃｏｎｔａｉｎｓ ｓｕｃｃ
Heisen: ｗｈｏ ａｒｅ ｔｈｅｓｅ ｇｕｙｓ ｂｔｗ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｏｎｅ Ｉ ｋｎｏｗ ｉｓ
Heisen: ｙｏｕ ｂｏｉ
I Love Big Richards: lol
I Love Big Richards: idk
I Love Big Richards: these are all faggots
Heisen: ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｃｈｒｉｓｔｍａｓ ｓｈｉｔ ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｆ
Heisen: ｆｅｂｒｕａｒｙ
Heisen: ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈｔ ｅｘｔ
Heisen: ｄｏｅｓｎ’ｔ ｆｉｎｉｓｈ ｔｈｉｎｇｓ ｐｒｏｐｅｒｌｙ
Heisen: ２ ｎｕｋｅｓ ｗｅｒｅｎ’ｔ ｅｎｏｕｇｈ
Heisen: ｓｏｒｒｙ ｔｈａｔ ｗａｓ ｉｎｓｅｎｓｉｔｉｖｅ
Heisen: this music makes me want to be a batman
Heisen: not the batman, a batman
Heisen: batnam
Heisen: batman's vietnam flashbacks
Heisen: bruce wayne's dark side
Heisen: yes alcohol definitely diuretic
Heisen: lot of piss
Heisen: thankfully all in toilet
Heisen: but maybe in some other universe not lucky enough
Heisen: poor other me
?
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