Might awswell post everybody's poker weaknessses and defeats.
Lee:
Lee: You're good kid. But your luck will run out soon.
We see Lee groaning after seeing his cards.
Lee's defeat.
Glados: Lee is eliminated from the game.
The player takes Clementine's hat because it was Lee's bounty.
Lee:... I'm sorry Clementine.
Clementine:
Clementine: Ok, so how do you play poker?
We see Clementine almost crying when she looks at her cards.
Clementine's defeat.
Glados: Clementine is eliminated.
Clementine: This is not fair. Can I get a second chance?
Glados: There are no second chances for crybabies.
Clementine walks away crying.
Kenny:
Kenny: Don't get cocky kid. I will beat your ass and take your money.
When Kenny looks at his cards, he screams FUCK!
Kenny's defeat.
Glados: Kenny is eliminated.
Kenny: Yeah, yeah you beat me, big fucking Whoop. I would rather be in a burning house with Larry, Lilly, the St. Johns, Vernon and Ben then play this piece of shit game.
Larry:
Larry: You smell like shit and I stomp pieces of shit like you!
We see Larry almost having a heart attack when he looks at his card.
Larry's defeat:
Glados: Larry is eliminated from the game.
Larry: I hope you're enjoying this kid, because I fucking don't. Atleast my head won't get smashed by a salt lick.
A giant salt lick squashes Larry.
Lilly:
Lilly: Just because I am a girl, that doesn't mean you can go easy on me. I will beat everybody in this Poker game!
When Lilly looks at her cards, she gets her gun and shoots the wall.
Lilly's defeat.
Claptrap: Lilly is eliminated.
Lilly: Fine, I don't care anyways.
Carley:
Carley: Ok, now it's time to get serious.
When Carley looks at her cards, she looks mad and she is about to rip her cards but she calms down.
Carley's defeats.
Glados: Carley is eliminated.
Carley: This is worse then getting shot by Lilly.
Doug:
Doug: By my calculations, I think I will win this game easily.
When Doug looks at his cards, he sighs.
Doug's defeat.
Glados: Doug is eliminated.
Doug: Well, there goes my money.
Omid:
Omid: Ha! Prepare yourself kid, because you will pee your pants once you will see my cards.
*We see Omid's left eye twitching*
Omid's defeat:
Glados: Omid is eliminated from the game.
Omid: Christa is gonna kill me once she finds out that I wasted all the money in this game instead of using it to buy supplies.