Post by Master Psychic on Dec 18, 2013 17:57:26 GMT
*The review begins with me drinking*
MP: Hey guys! I just watched a video of All That Remains and I will tell you all how it happened.
*Gets up and accidently falls on the floor.*
MP: Goddamnit Ehkay, you made me slip.
* Gets up and gets a picture of Omid*
MP: Hey guys! You see Bromid?
*Rips the picture of Omid*
MP: Now you don't because he is gone! BROMID IS GONE! AGGGGHHHHHH!
*Throws the bottle of whiskey against the wall. He tries to climb down the stairs but falls down the stairs*
MP: Goddamnit Ehkay.
*Gets a picture of Christa who has a big belly*
MP: You see Christa's big belly?
*Makes a hole in Christa's picture*
MP: Now you don't. The baby is gone, gone like my whiskey.
* Goes outside and falls on the ground. I see my dog Blackey*
MP: HEY BLACKEY! There is a dog named Sam in the first episode of season 2 and *burps* he gets killed, it was sad bro.
*Hugs Blackey and Blackey bits him in the hand*
MP: Ah, Blackey that wasn't nice. Now I have to *burps* get rid of my arm so then I won't turn into a *burps* zombie.
*Gets a axe and cuts off the arm*
MP: HEY GUYS! LOOK AT ME! I DON'T HAVE AN ARM ANYMORE SO THAT MEANS I'M LEE NOW! AND THIS MEANS THAT CLEMENTINE WILL KILL ME AND HANDCUFF ME NEXT TO A RADIATOR! HAHAHAHA! AND LOOK, I LOST SO MUCH BLOOD! HAHAHAHAHA!
*Passes out. Gets back in the house and gets a picture of the new group.*
MP: This is Rebbeca, she is Larry 2.0 and she is also Carley's ugly step sister, Lee's grandmother, Chuck's girlfriend, Clementine's teacher, Omid's cat, Lilly's mother, Maybelle, pregnant, Vince's little brother and she is a BITCH! Luke is actually Luke Skywalker who quit his Jedi job after he left his sister Leia pregnant and decided to help Clementine in this little journey. Pete is Roman's evil twin brother who doesn't go to bowling like his brother and hates bands! ASSHOLE! Nick is Kenny's clone and he was made by a mad scientiest who has a moustache! Alvis is actually Alvin the chipmunk. I don't like Sarah because she has the same name as Sarah from Ed Edd N Eddy AND I FUCKING HATE SARAH! *Punches the wall and throws the picture in the trash*.
MP: And in the episode 2 preview *burps* Clementine is shocked when she sees someone who was supposed to be dead. People speculate that it could be Spider-Kenny, Hulk-Lilly, Super Christa, Bat-Omid who was revived after three days. It would be funny if the person is actually Chet! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Pukes and falls asleep*
THE END.