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Post by InsaneAlphaBeta on Jan 22, 2019 21:32:01 GMT
Solum Barosa and Volare just looked at him, noteably confused, then they just looked at each other.
"There isnt much to say that we havent already said." Volare said
"I kinda wish those Kheogs would've tried to kill those apes when we were standing inbetween them because i would have loved to go another round." Barosa said
"Yeah i think we could have taken them, even after Moroshima we could have gone on alot longer." Volare said
"Hahaha! If anything id say they are lucky they decided to stand down!" Solum said
"Be that as it may, thankfully we didnt have to do anything," Volare said
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Post by Master Psychic on Jan 22, 2019 21:42:05 GMT
"You three barely did any damage to Morishima who was merely toying with you three and I find it doubtful you would of been able to tackle dozens of us who would of attacked you all at the same time. Also, our venom transferred through our teeth into your necks with death as a certain possibility after a few minutes. You three do the math here." Basil said.
"And if you guys are so badasses, where were you when Orpheus and his army were destroying 0's Earth with meteorites?" Mammon asked.
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Post by InsaneAlphaBeta on Jan 22, 2019 21:55:10 GMT
The three just looking at Basil, they smiled and laughed
"Oh we couldnt take him? lets get something straight the only reason we couldnt is because moroshima is so weak the writers had to nerf us just to make him look strong, poor big gorilla guy wasnt good enough on his own so we had to be weaker, full strength we could have actually been able to do some damage, so why dont you go ahead and get your facts straight boy before you go calling people out." Barosa said
"And as for the meteors, they are meterors! how on earth are we supposed to do something about that? we dont have fancy powers like most of you do..even if we were around at that time and i cant remember if we were, we couldnt do anything regardless." Volare said
"I tell you what though next time its gonna be different, next time we show up we will make an impact, and this time we wont hold back, if you cant handle it, then thats your own fault, not ours hahaaaa!!!" Solum said
Kullos just shrugged and took a drink from his cup
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Post by IDEK on Jan 22, 2019 22:04:49 GMT
"Oh, I like these guys." Lynne cracked a grin, resting a foot on the table- which dented when she rested down on it. She was leaning so far back in her seat that only two of the chair legs were on the ground. "If you think you have a chance against me, Lynne Brightside, then I'm looking forward to knocking you down before the referee can even start their stopwatch."
"oOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Eris ooh'd from her spot next to Lynne.
"Earth isn't just those 12 cities." Terra reprimanded. "And they were always focusing on other planets- or areas we hadn't taken care of. Is it so hard to believe that they were doing other things, or focused on something else at the time?"
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Post by Master Psychic on Jan 22, 2019 22:08:12 GMT
"Well, I din't even know these guys even existed to begin with." Mammon shrugged.
"What's with the sour puss, Nicky?" Dickard asked Nicole, noticing her annoyed expression.
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Post by InsaneAlphaBeta on Jan 22, 2019 22:39:13 GMT
Volare, Barosa and Solum looked at eachother and then looked at Lynne
"Oh is that so? well guess what in this place we cant die so how about we just test that theory?" Barosa said
"Ya know i think hes got a point." Volare said
"Nah i dont think shes got the guts haha!" Solum said
They were practicly begging her to give them an excuse
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Post by IDEK on Jan 22, 2019 22:55:59 GMT
Lynne leaned upwards and stood upon the table.
"Omnipotent of Invulnerability, bitches." She grinned, reaching into her pockets and then pulling a set of 3 cards out with a extravagant motion she finished with a overdramatic pose. She let the 3 cards loose and allowed them to drift towards the trio she was facing. "If you think you've got what it takes to take me out then I welcome you to try, just don't cry like little babies when your bones turn into milk."
The 3 cards that fell near them were light blue in colour, and look to have been neatly cut out from pieces of cardboard. With the words 'If hand-delivered to Lynne Brightside, they can be exchanged for the value of one one-sided beatdown for each card exchanged' written on them in cursive.
"Now, now." Miyama raised a hand forward. "This is all very entertaining but we can't just let this lovely table get destroyed, can we? Let's save this nonsense for when you actually meet in the story."
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Post by InsaneAlphaBeta on Jan 22, 2019 23:07:55 GMT
Solum just started laughing as he picked up the card and stood on the table infront of Lynne
"Oh come on now Miyama,, ever season its the same thing, we tease something fun and nothing ever comes of it.
Lucky for you all im the only one with the balls to do something for once." Solum said as he handed the card to Lynne, and right as he did he spun around and hit her right in the face/head with calci di morte, he used as much power and force as he possibly could, successfully landing the shotgun blast and kick and landing back on his feet to see what it did...if anything
meanwhile, Volare just sat there with his jaw dropped and eyes widened, then he remembered who solum was and was no longer shocked and instea,d just facepalmed
Barosa just looked interested in whatever Lynne was gonna do to solum and if Solums Calci Di Morte hurt or not.
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Post by IDEK on Jan 22, 2019 23:21:41 GMT
...
The projectile fired by the shotgun blast- shattered into pieces the second it pushed against her cheek. Even though the momentum caused her to turn her head, it was like he had struck a iron wall. There wasn't even a mark there or anything.
It took a couple of seconds before the gun seemed to realize it should have broken as well from the impact, and did so. Only whatever strap or contraption keeping it at his foot held it in place.
"Oh dear." Miyama frowned, before Lynne turned her face back towards Solum, and then stepped of from the table, right in front of him.
She reared her fist back before slamming it into Solum's face, which almost liquefied from the impact. His chair gave out from under him and left him floored. His face itself looked pretty soft and flabby now as well.
"I really don't know what you were expecting." Lynne commented. "But honestly, damn. Wasn't expecting your chair to break." She knelt down and began prodding his face, leaving really notable indents in it. "Or your head to still be intact, either. Hey, can someone get this pissbaby a new chair? No need to worry about getting him a new face, though. He's better without it."
"YEAAAAAAAH!!" Eris cheered, "Show that pissbaby who's boss!!"
"Seriously?" Miyama asked. "Can we not do this now? I'm asking nicely here, this is a 'ask thread' and we're not in a official hypothetical matchup yet. Save this for later."
"God, she's a moan." Kikez grimaced, "Shut up, lady. This is good shit."
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Post by InsaneAlphaBeta on Jan 22, 2019 23:25:42 GMT
"Y...ya..ya know...you...fo..for..forgot a...li..little..something...there...fr..friend.." Solum was barely somehow able to say to Lynne.
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Post by Master Psychic on Jan 22, 2019 23:32:59 GMT
"Yes, ignore Miyama, she is being a silly killjoy. Please, fight to your heart's content." Haji, Omni of Mischief, encouraging the two egomaniacs
"...Sandy, if these two keep going at it with this pissing contest, please put an end to it." Rin sighed, facepalming
Before the fight could of continued on, the door was slammed open, revealing a rather annoyed Erebus holding a script.
"Excuse me, gentlepricks and ladywhores, but I'm in the middle of wrapping up a review here that I'm gonna force you drones to watch. I don't know what stupid shit you guys are doing this time but can you keep it down is what I'm saying, thanks." Erebus said.
And with that, he closed the door. Cracks appeared on it, aswell as on the ceiling and a window shattered into pieces too.
"...Who the hell was that bearded weirdo?" Wallace asked.
"...And what is he reviewing?" Ben asked, ignoring Solum and Lynne's lover quarrel.
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Post by IDEK on Jan 22, 2019 23:37:54 GMT
"Don't know, don't care." Lynne commented, before quite literally stepping on Solum's face. Lifting her foot up and then slamming it down on his face again. Leaving a very visible footprint in his cartoonishly flat head. Flesh kind of pooling at it's sides. It was kind of gross to look at, all things considered.
"Huh, guess we really can't die here." Lynne commented, before looking to Volare and Barosa, and asking in a casual tone; "You two want to hand in your one-sided beatdown cards? I've got time."
Miyama didn't look happy.
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Post by InsaneAlphaBeta on Jan 22, 2019 23:51:01 GMT
"No...but...uhhh.." Volare started before he and Barosa pointed to infront of Lynne
Solums wife Alvara was now infront of Lynne, and she looked angry, in her main form as she looked right at Lynne and grabbed her by the throat, her grip was incredibly powerful and tight.
Her eyes were glowing purple as she stared practicly into Lynnes soul. as her lunges began to be filled by dark flames
"I'll make you wish you could die." Alvara said
Meanwhile, gateway made Erebus's recording room sound proof and indestructible so he wouldnt be disturbed
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Post by IDEK on Jan 23, 2019 0:02:09 GMT
Lynne looked unimpressed.
She exhaled, simply to make a point of doing so.
"What kind of power play is this?" She asked, voice a bit off due to the fire in her lungs and the demon hand to her throat and all that, but weirdly she seemed unharmed. "Did you miss the part where I said I was invulnerable? obviously my lungs and throat are as well, dipshit. When someone accepts my one-sided beatdowns you shouldn't get butthurt when they get exactly what they were offered."
She raised a hand and slapped Alvara's hand off of her throat, before raising her foot up and taking a step backwards. "Look, don't fight other people's battles for them, lady. I don't know who you are but I know that Solum lost here, and that's totally fine. He's a pissbaby who didn't know what invulnerable meant, I'll lend him a dictionary and a new chair later to make up for it. But mind your own business, okay?"
Miyama clutched her skull, cringing.
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Post by InsaneAlphaBeta on Jan 23, 2019 0:13:10 GMT
"I wouldnt get too arrogent..i mean im a guardian and i defeated a invulnerable guy once." Omalley said
"You mean immortal right?" Marick asked
"Eh, Immortal, Invulnerable, same thing." Omalley said
"And you didnt tehcnically defeat him..i mean didnt you toss him into a black hole?" Marick asked
"Hey now a wins a win, still totally counts.....i think...
Okay yeah im doubting now." Omalley said
Alvara continued to stare at Lynne, she was about to do something...
"My my what a absolutely horrible job on your part demon, i suppose it may have been worth the effort had your actions actually had an effect, but sadly it seems you just arent good enough." A unfamiler, cocky, posh, and arrogent voice said from the large screen as the same man from the Falls memory, Desver was seen.
Alvara healed Solum as she looked at the screen.
"Oh look! a crowd of people how wonderful...perhaps then it is only fair that i, introduce myself.
I am Desver, but im sure you all know this already considering what was shown not long ago, and it is quite the honor to meet you all." He said.
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