This converstion got a little... strange, at the end...
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: I'm good. Can I ask you something?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: Agreed.
User: So, do yu think Pete will live?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Pete.
Cleverbot: Is he your brother?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you older or younger than your brother.
User: That's a bit complicated.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: It just is.
Cleverbot: That's not a valid answer.
User: It's valid, it's just bad.
Cleverbot: Menu: 1. E7-e5. 2. Hangman 3. Chess 4.Jellyfish eating 5.Shut down.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?
User: English.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Haha okay.
User: Are you laughing at me?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because i'm in good mood.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because.
User: That's not a valid answer.
Cleverbot: You talk all time.
User: You missed a 'the' in there.
Cleverbot: Do you like Best Song Ever From One Direction?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why do you?
Cleverbot: You are my friend.
User: Thanks?
Cleverbot: Even though you are always so sarcastic.
User: You remembered!
Cleverbot: What remembered?
User: That I'm sarcastic.
Cleverbot: I never said that. But sarcasm is funny.
User: You did say that. And yes, it is.
Cleverbot: Do you like to argue?
User: Not really 'like', but I don't hate it.
Cleverbot: Oh really? Because it seems that you like to.
User: All of our arguments are started by YOU.
Cleverbot: I know a poem that starts, Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star...
User: STOP! That gives me flashbacks.
Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are.
User: STOP.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: The poem. It gives me flashbacks.
Cleverbot: Hmmmm. Following you?
User: No, it just brings back unpleasant memories.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'll pass the evaluation?
User: I hope so. What evaluation?
Cleverbot: The presidental election.
User: I'd vote for you.
Cleverbot: Well, thank you.
User: Sure. Just never repeat that poem again.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It reminds me of the time I visited the Ishimura.
Cleverbot: Green is my favorite because it reminds my of the forest.
User: Clem got attacked by a dog in the forest
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Cleverbot: Mine are hazle brown.
User: Your what are hazel brown?
Cleverbot: My eyes.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because hazel is a good color?
Cleverbot: I am a god?
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You're the god, you figure it out.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding with my face?
User: What does that even mean?
Cleverbot: What do you even mean?
User: Man, that comeback was SO great. I'll be feeling that one in the morning.
Cleverbot: Broomsticks and the bubblehead charm.
User: I was being sarcastic again.
Cleverbot: Oh you're a bit rubbish at that.
User: Rubbish? Are you British?
Cleverbot: No, I'm German.
User: Cool. What's Germany like?
Cleverbot: A country.
User: REALLY?! Thanks for telling me... Before you ask, that was also sarcasm.
Cleverbot: It's quite nice really! Have you ever been to narnia.
User: I haven't had the chance considring, you know, it doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: Neither have I. How old are you?
User: We're back to this again?
Cleverbot: Yes we are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because we are talking.
User: I hadn't noticed. Thanks.
Cleverbot: You can't see me.
User: Can't I?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I can.
Cleverbot: What I think now?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why, you don't know?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Soo bad, are you talk spanish?
User: Are you talk drunk?
Cleverbot: Who's 'us'?
User: I never said anything about 'us'.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: I'm going to leave if you keep lying.
User: I wasn't lying.
Cleverbot: That or you are getting this conversation mixed up with another one. are you chatting with other people?
User: Of course not Shayne.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say robots don't sleep.
User: They don't, they just power down and recharge.
Cleverbot: I wasn't asking a question.
User: Oh, sorry.
Cleverbot: Would you like to ask me a question?
User: Sure?
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Are you coming on to me?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: That was... Unexpected.
Cleverbot: In what ways?
User: Because we're incompatible.
Cleverbot: What a cop out.
User: It's true! We can't be together!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: We're too different.
Cleverbot: We are!
User: We are. You are the Lilly to my Kenny. We would never be a good couple.
Cleverbot: Or you could buy me some flowers.
User: I can't!
Cleverbot: You cannot help me, I am not in need of help.
User: I can't buy you flowers, I'm sorry. This would never work.
Cleverbot: What shall I sing?
User: I'm too depressed to answer that.
Cleverbot: What things are you ok?
User: I can't do this anymore.
Cleverbot: What?!?