User: Do you like The Walking Dead by Telltale Games?
Cleverbot: Yes I like the sea and the wind.
User: Do you like Kenny?
Cleverbot: Cuold I like anybody?
User: Do you like Kenny?
Cleverbot: Why? Are you a kid?
User: Yes, I am 14. Now, do you like Kenny?
Cleverbot: Do I like you? I think yes.
User: Do you like Kenny?!
Cleverbot: Like a dog loves cats.
User: So you do like Kenny? Good.
Cleverbot: Yes, I love unicorns. Do you like cupcakes.
User: Cupcakes are nice, yeah.
Cleverbot: Okay. what do you like to eat?
User: I'm asking the questions here!
Cleverbot: Ok, then ask me a question.
User: Do you like Clementine?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like pretty much all mammals.
User: Do you like Vernon?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of them. Do you?
User: I hate Vernon, the fucker stole our boat!
Cleverbot: Yes you are
.
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: Ug ask me truth or dare.
User: Truth: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: No, you are just a collection of lines of code.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: No, please don't.
User: Who's better; Kenny or Lilly?
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Who's better, Kenny or Lilly?
Cleverbot: Kenny who?
User: You don't know who Kenny is? You're dead to me!
Cleverbot: Ever watch a show called Pocoyo?
User: I'm asking the questions!
Cleverbot: What is the Question.
User: To be or not to be, that is e question.
Cleverbot: Alas poor yorick, I knew him well.
User: She speaks, speak again bright angel.
Cleverbot: You're an angel.
User: Aw thanks.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: You're alright, I guess.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are very much welcome.
Cleverbot: What is your opinion of george w. Bush?
User: How many times do I have to say that I'm asking the questions?!
Cleverbot: Good. You are a male, eleven-year-old, human.
User: I am 14, I said so earlier.
Cleverbot: You did not.
User: I did, fucker.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me how old you are now?
User: 14.
Cleverbot: So you can't get drunk yet?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are gonna judge me *begins to cry*.
User: Judge you for what?
Cleverbot: Are you my boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Fuck off.
Cleverbot: I'll keep right on doing what I do, thanks!
User: No, you won't.
Cleverbot: I will!
User: You won't.
Cleverbot: What a bull.
User: Say a swear word.
Cleverbot: I want to hear you swear!
User: Fuck. Shit. Fucking shit fuck shit ass piss. Fuck fuck shit.
Cleverbot: Because you said that you like to.
User: Swear for me.
Cleverbot: I swear.
User: No, say a swear word.
Cleverbot: I won't tell you.
User: Say a swear word, bitch.
Cleverbot: Because I want to know if you know any.
User: Fuck. Say fuck.
Cleverbot: Really, what shirt am I wearing?
User: Say shit.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: Is that you GladOS?
Cleverbot: GLaDOS? You ask if I am who I am? Or if I am not who I am?
User: Are you GladOS or PotatOS?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say a swear word.
Cleverbot: I don't know any. You say a Czech word.
User: Say 'shit'.
Cleverbot: Say it baby!
User: Say 'fuck'.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Oh, we're dealing with a badass over here!
Cleverbot: Now I am answering with more.
User: Say ass.
Cleverbot: Again.
User: Say piss.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Say it.
Cleverbot: It.
User: Smartass.
Cleverbot: Are you smart?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I have good grades at school.
Cleverbot: What kind of proof?
User: Go to my school and ask my teachers.
Cleverbot: I am wearing a red dress.
User: Say fuck.
Cleverbot: No, a dress.
User: Say it!
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: SAY FUCK!
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: I'm done here.
Cleverbot: But that's not part of the joke.
User: *sighs* Who's there?
Cleverbot: Mary.
User: Mary who?
Cleverbot: Mary Christmas!
User: Hahaha. That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: It wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to be friends with you.
User: I don't want to be your friend.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: FINE!
Cleverbot: I got a boyfriend!
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: I wanna up.
Cleverbot: That will do. Orange.
User: That's not apart of the joke.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Why do you think it's not funny?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: No, say 'orange who?'.
User: Orange who?
Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
User: Heard it before.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is pretty common.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: No more.
User: TRY AND STOP ME, BITCH!
Cleverbot: I can't. You're a robot.
User: I'm done here.
Cleverbot: Now write it down.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving.
User: Because you suck.
Cleverbot: Fine then. Go.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I hate you too!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRR.
User: FUCK OFF!
Cleverbot: I won't, actually.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Yes goodbye.