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Post by Master Psychic on Feb 5, 2014 20:11:38 GMT
This crossover will be a murder mystery story and some TTG characters will be in this crossover.
The story begins in Bigby’s apartment. Bigby enters in his apartment and he is tired.
Bigby: I feel so damn tired. I can’t wait to get some sleep.
Bigby looks at the chair and Colin is sleeping on his chair, again, and he has a letter in his mouth. Bigby sighs and moves closer to the chair. He pokes the pig but he doesn’t wake up.
Bigby: Colin, wake up.
Colin doesn’t wake up.
Bigby: Colin, wake up, you are back on the farm.
Colin immediately wakes up and the letter falls from his mouth.
Colin: OH GOD, NO!
Colin looks around and he is in Bigby’s apartment. He looks at Bigby.
Colin: Fuck you, Bigby!
Bigby: Sorry, but that was the only way to wake you up. Now leave!
Colin: Geez, you are such a pushover.
Bigby picks up the letter.
Colin: Oh yeah, by the way, while you were away, someone slipped this under the door.
Bigby opens the letter and reads it.
Bigby: „Dear Mr. Bigby, you and Miss Snow White are invited to a dinner in your honor, at the Blue Mansion and you can stay there for the whole weekend.” This is odd.
Colin: Well, sounds like you are going to a party, eh?
Bigby: I don’t know. What if this is a scam?
Colin: But what if it isn’t? Plus, this will be a perfect time for you and Snow to... you know.
Bigby: If you are saying what I think you are saying, I will-
Colin: Ok, ok, I was joking!
Someone knocks at the door. Bigby opens the door and it’s Snow White.
Bigby: Snow?
Snow: Hi Bigby.
Bigby: I have something to show you.
Snow: What is it?
Bigby shows her the letter.
Snow: Strange. I also got a letter and it says the same thing.
Bigby: Do you think we should go there?
Snow: Why not? We deserve a little break.
Bigby: Yeah, but-
Snow: Come on, think about it, we won’t hear Ichabod’s mouth for awhile and we will have some fun.
Bigby: Maybe you’re right.
Snow: Of course I’m right. Well, I’m gonna pack my stuff.
Bigby: I’ll do the same.
Snow leaves. Bigby closes the door. He turns to Colin.
Colin: Well Bigby, it looks like this is your perfect chance for you and Snow to-
Bigby: One more word and I will teach you how to fly when I will kick you out!
Colin: Ok, I’ll leave if that makes you happy.
Colin leaves the apartment.
We see Bigby and Snow near the Tenement Building, each of them carrying two suitcases in their hands and waiting for a taxi.
Bigby: I hope this won’t be a waste of time.
Snow: I’m sure it won’t be.
Voice 1: Come on son, we are going to be late!
Voice 2: I’m coming, dad!
Bigby and Snow turn around and they see Toad who is carrying two suitcases and his son, Toad Junior, or TJ for short, carrying his collection of bugs. Toad and TJ notice Bigby and Snow.
Toad: Oh, hello Bigby and Miss Snow White!
TJ: Hi Miss Snow White!
Snow smiles at the child.
Snow: Hi TJ.
Bigby: Going somewhere, Toad?
Toad: Why yes, I was invited to a dinner in my honor at the Blue Mansion.
Bigby: Wait a minute, the letter said that the dinner is in my honor. Something’s off here.
Snow: Well, we already packed our stuff so we might aswell just go there even if it isn't in our honor. Can we go with you two? We are going to the Blue Mansion too.
Toad: Ok, let’s go. But before we go, please don't be a total shithead when we get there, Bigby. I don't want you to ruin this moment for me.
Bigby: I don't know if I can promise that.
Toad: Just try to act normal when we get there.
Bigby, Snow, Toad and TJ get in Toad’s car. Snow and TJ are in the backseat while Bigby and Toad are in the front seat. Toad drives away and the car gets out of Fabletown. Bigby looks at the town one more time and turns around, grabbing a cigarette and beggining to smoke.
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Post by Master Psychic on Feb 5, 2014 22:13:47 GMT
Later that day, the four Fables are still in the car and Toad is still driving. Bigby and Snow are sleeping.
TJ: Dad, are we there yet?
Toad: Yup, according to the map, we’re almost there.
Snow wakes up and she is amazed by what she sees.
Snow: Guys, look!
Bigby wakes up aswell and they all see the Blue Mansion in front of them and it’s surrounded by an ocean of rocky waters. Toad stops the car and the four Fables get out of the car.
Toad: This is amazing!
Snow: Isn’t this great, Bigby?
Bigby: Yeah... it’s great.
The Fables turn around and they see a truck and the truck stops. The people who get out of the truck are three people and those three people are Lee, Clementine and Kenny.
Kenny: Holy shit! This place looks amazing.
Lee: Yeah.
They look at the Fables.
Kenny: Who the hell are you guys?
Snow: Um, we are just some people. We came here because the dinner is in our honor.
Kenny: What? The letter said that the dinner is in my honor!
Toad: In your honor?! Oh please, I doubt that the honor would go to some filthy Mundy like you.
Kenny: What the fuck did you say?!
Lee: Kenny, calm down. Sorry, he is always like this.
Bigby: I can see that.
TJ and Clementine are looking at each other. Clem is confused when she looks at the strange boy who looks like a frog while TJ is sweating and blushing. TJ approaches Clementine.
TJ: Hi, I’m TJ!
Clementine: Um, hi, I’m Clementine.
Suddenly, they see a Desoto and it stops in front of the mansion. The people who get out of the car are the Freelance Police, Sam and Max. Bigby sighs when he sees them.
Bigby: Oh God, not them.
Snow: You know them?
Sam and Max look at Bigby.
Sam: Holy jumping tomatoes, dancing in a frying pan! Bigby! Haven’t seen you for awhile, big guy.
Max: How are you doing, you big furry?
Bigby: Snow, meet Sam and Max. Some „old” friends. What are you two doing here?
Sam: Well, our letter said that the dinner is in our honor.
Bigby: My letter said the same thing.
Sam: Huh, that’s weird.
Max: Sam, can I touch that little frog over there?
Sam: I don’t think so, Max. The last time you tried to touch a frog, you squashed it with a hammer.
Max: Ah, good old times.
Another car stops in front of the mansion. Two people get out of the car. Those are Gerry Harding and his daughter, Jess Harding.
Jess: Wow, This place rocks!
Gerry: It looks we are at the right place. Come on Jess, help me with the suitcases.
Jess: Ok dad.
A Delorean stops in front of the mansion. The people who get out of the Delorean are Doc Brown and Marty Mcfly.
Doc: Great Scott! We finally got here! We were lucky that we din’t go into the future while driving the Delorean.
Marty: Yeah, lucky for us. So many people here, I thought the dinner was in our honor.
The next car shows up and the people who get out of the car are Hector and his partner, Lambert.
Lambert: Yippy! We’re here!
Hector: Shut it, Lambert. Don’t embarrass us.
Lambert: Sorry boss.
The fifteen guests look at the ocean and they see a pirate ship. The ship arrives on shore and the one who comes out of the ship is Guybrush Threepwood Mighty Pirate.
Guybrush: Thanks for bringing me here, Mr. Winslow!
The sixteen guests decide to enter in the mansion. They enter in the mansion and there is a butler in front of them.
Butler: Greetings. My name is Jerry. Welcome to the Blue Mansion.
Max: Look Sam! A butler!
Jerry: Now please follow me to the third floor, I will show you all the rooms. The dinner starts at eight o’ clock.
The guests follow the buttler to the third floor. Jerry shows Bigby his room.
Jerry: Here is your room, Mr. Bigby. And here are the keys.
Jerry gives Bigby the keys.
Bigby: Thanks.
Bigby and Snow enter in Bigby’s room.
Snow: The room looks nice enough.
Bigby: Yeah...
Snow: Bigby, is there something wrong?
Bigby: Something is wrong here. Many people are here and they all had the same letters as us. I think this is some sort of scheme.
Snow: Look, if we see something suspicious, we will take Toad and TJ and get out of here.
Bigby: Ok.
Someone knocks at their door. Snow opens the door and it’s TJ.
Snow: Oh, TJ, it’s you.
TJ: Hi.
Snow: It’s something wrong?
TJ: No. Can you give me an advice?
Snow: Sure, what is it?
TJ: It’s about that girl, Clementine.
Snow: What about her?
TJ: She is very nice and... I think I like her.
Snow: Oh...
TJ: Do you think she likes me?
Snow: I don’t know TJ but I don’t think a Fable and a Mundy can get together. It would cause trouble.
TJ: Oh...
Snow: But you two can be friends for the time being.
TJ: Ok, thanks Miss Snow White.
Snow: No problem, TJ.
TJ leaves.
Bigby: What was that about?
Snow: I think he has a crush on that girl, Clementine.
Bigby: Great, that’s what we were missing, a Fable kid having a crush on a Mundy girl. I knew coming here was a mistake.
Snow: I’m sure they’ll just be friends.
Bigby: Not so sure about that. Anyways, I’m curious about the guy who brought us here.
Snow: Yeah, I’m wondering about that too...
To Be Continued.
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Post by Master Psychic on Feb 6, 2014 15:42:36 GMT
At night, the guests are at the dining room. Bigby pulls a chair for Snow and she sits down. Toad is drinking a glass of wine.
Toad: Ah, isn’t this the life son? Son? TJ?
TJ looks at Clementine who is dressed in a pink dress.
Toad: SON!
TJ snaps back into reality and looks at his dad.
TJ: Yeah dad?
Toad: Are you ok? Ever since we arrived here, you have been acting strange.
TJ: I’m ok. It’s just that... I think I like that girl, Clementine.
Toad spits out the wine, drops the glass on the floor and looks at his son like he is mad. Toad begins to laugh.
Toad: Hahahahaha! Oh, you were just joking right? Right?
TJ shakes his head and Toad sighs.
Toad: Son, she is a Mundy, you’re a Fable, can you imagine what kind of a bloody disaster would happen if a Fable and a Mundy would get together?!
TJ: But-
Toad: No buts! She is dangerous, one mistake and our community will be exposed to the Mundies.
TJ: But this room is full of Mundies.
Toad: Well, we will trick them by telling them that we are wearing costumes, that way they won’t realise that we are Fables. Now, stay away from that girl.
TJ: Ok...
Clementine looks at TJ.
Lee: Clem, what’s wrong?
Clementine: It’s that boy, TJ. Do you think he is just wearing a costume?
Lee: Maybe. I think they are wearing Halloween costumes.
Clementine: Maybe...
Lee: What’s wrong?
Clementine: I don’t know. TJ is nice but... I don’t know how to say it.
Lee: You like him?
Clementine: No, of course not.
Lee: Then what’s wrong?
Clementine: I... I don’t know.
Lee: Look, don’t worry. You two are just friends, right?
Clementine: Yeah, and I want to keep it that way.
Lee: Good.
Everybody sits at the table.
Sam: So Bigby, did you and Snow finally... you know?
Bigby: Not this again.
Snow: Me and Bigby are just friends.
Max: Friends? HA! If I remember correctly, Bigby once told us that he wants to-
Bigby: One word Max and you will be dessert for tonight!
Max: Ok, I’ll shut up.
Hector: Bloody hell, when is that host going to show up, I’m starving.
Lambert: Calm down boss, I’m sure he will show up.
Hector: Yeah, let’s bloody hope.
Suddenly, the guests hear some footsteps, they look at the front doors and they see two figures coming this way. The two figures enter in the room and they reveal themselves. One is a woman, she has black hair and she wears a blue dress. And the other is... Bluebeard!
Bluebeard: Good evening everybody.
Snow: Bluebeard?!
Bigby: What the hell are you doing here, Bluebeard?!
Bluebeard pulls the chair for the woman and the woman sits down.
Bluebeard: I’m glad that all of you are here. This is my wife, Maria.
Maria: Nice to meet you all.
Toad: What’s going on here, Bluebeard? The letter said that this dinner is in my honor!
Kenny: That’s what mine said too!
Gerry: Me too!
Sam: Same here.
Max: Where’s the food?!
Bluebeard: Actually, this dinner honors all of you. Where should I start? You see, I am now a new man thanks to this beautiful angel. She came into my life as if out of nowhere and made me realise the errors of my ways.
Marty: Ok, but what does this have to do with us?
Bluebeard: Well you see, I have wronged each and every one of you in some way, and since I am a new man now, I feel sorry about what I did to all of you in the past. So, I invited all of you to make amends.
Bigby: Why the hell should we trust you? You are a menace, Bluebeard!
Bluebeard: Bigby, I’m really sorry. I know that I can’t repair my horrible mistakes, but all I want is your trust. Please, give me another chance.
Bigby is silent.
Bluebeard: Now, if you excuse me, I’ll check the dinner.
Maria: I’ll help you sweetheart.
Bluebeard and Maria leave the room.
Snow: So Bigby, what do you think about this?
Bigby: Coming here was a big mistake, Snow. How can we trust him?
Lee: I don’t know, maybe we should give him another chance. After all, he said that he wants to redeem himself.
Bigby: Bluebeard? Redeeming himself?
Bigby spits in his plate.
Bigby: It will be a cold day in Hell when that will happen.
Sam: Well, me and Max froze Hell once so does that count? Wait a minute, where is Max?
Max: Right here, Sam!
They look at Max who is jumping up and down on Bluebeard’s chair.
Sam: Max, I don’t think that’s a good idea. Bluebeard won’t be happy about this.
Max: Come on, Sam, I just want to have f-
BANG!
In slow motion, Max sees something coming in his way and it’s a bullet. Max dodges the bullet and it hits the window much to everybody’s shock.
Kenny: What the fuck?!
Sam: Max, are you ok?!
Max: Yeah, but oh boy, that was close.
Snow: Oh God!
Bigby: So, Bluebeard hasn’t changed after all.
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Post by IDEK on Feb 6, 2014 18:07:57 GMT
well...Few seconds of thinking just like the family guy ep after originality, then origininality strikes.
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Post by Master Psychic on Feb 6, 2014 21:06:16 GMT
The guests are shocked about what happened.
Jess: Oh my God! It was him! It was Bluebeard!
Bigby: I knew it!
Toad: Fucking hell! I think he brought us here to kill us all! We have to run away!
Bigby: No, we have to catch him. If we run away, he is going to come after us.
Snow: He is right. He might follow us.
Kenny: So you’re saying that we should stay here and wait for that psycho to show up and kill us all!? You’re fucking crazy!
Bigby: Look, we have to calm down!
Toad: Calm down!? We are trapped in here with a fucking lunatic!
Jerry the butler shows up.
Jerry: What is going on?
Marty: Your boss is trying to murder us!
Jerry: What!?
Maria shows up.
Maria: Did anyone see Bluebeard?
Bluebeard shows up.
Bluebeard: Don’t worry sweetheart, I’m hear.
The guests gasp.
Lambert: IT’S HIM!
Bluebeard: Sorry for being late. I was in the bathroom, washing my hands and then I heard some noise, it sounded like a gu-
Bigby grabs Bluebeard and throws him against the wall.
Bluebeard: Bigby, what the fuck!?
Maria: What are you doing to my husband!?
Bigby: Your husband almost killed somebody!
Bluebeard: What are you talking about?
Bigby: Don’t play dumb with me!
Bluebeard: Bigby, please calm down and tell me what happened.
Bigby: Fine! Max was jumping on your chair and you almost shot him!
Bluebeard: What!? I din’t try to shoot anyone!
Max: Tell it to my judge!
Maria: Bluebeard, what is he saying?
Bigby: Your lucky that the bullet hit the window and not Max!
Bluebeard looks at the broken window.
Bluebeard: Oh God!
Bigby: Are you going to confess your crime now?
Bluebeard: What crime!? Look, I was a big shithead in the past, but now I am a new man! Why would I fuck up my own chance of redemption here?
Bigby: If I were you, I would keep my mouth shut and surrender!
Bluebeard: I DIN’T TRY TO KILL ANYBODY!
Suddenly, lightning strikes and the lights turn off.
Kenny: SHIT!
Sam: Max, you can let go of my hand now.
Max: What? I’m not holding your hand.
Sam: Then who is holding my hand?
Lambert: Sorry.
Bluebeard: Wait! What are you-
CHOMP!
The lights turn on. Clementine looks down and screams.
Clementine: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Lee: Clem! What’s wro- OH GOD!
Doc: GREAT SCOTT!
Toad: FUCKING HELL!
Snow: Oh no...
The guests see Bluebeard’s body on the floor and he was decapitated. His head is separated from his body and there is an axe next to the corpse.
Kenny: Jesus!
Gerry: Jess, don’t look down!
Toad: Son, don’t look!
Maria: Oh my God!
Maria faints but Guybrush catches her.
Bigby: Nobody touches the axe! It could have fingerprints on it.
Max: Wow, so Bluebeard tried to kill me and he killed himself. Geez, he really was crazy, wasn’t he?
Bigby: No, he din’t try to kill you and he din’t kill himself.
Sam: Bigby, what are you saying?
Bigby: What I’m saying is that Bluebeard din’t try to kill any of us. The murderer... is one of us.
The guests are shocked.
To Be Continued.
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Post by Master Psychic on Feb 7, 2014 10:11:31 GMT
A big storm is happening outside and everybody is scared because one of them is the killer who killed Bluebeard.
Bigby: Ok, we have to stay calm and think about this.
Toad: How are we supposed to stay calm with a killer in the room!?
Kenny: Shut the fuck already you annoying little shit.
Toad: What the fuck did you just say?
Kenny: You heard me.
Toad: Listen here you big ugly Mundy, shut the hell up or else!
Kenny: Or else what?
Lee gets between Kenny and Toad and pushes them both away.
Lee: Knock it off, both of you!
Toad is thrown against a shelve and a plate falls on the ground, shattering it and Toad jumps in fear.
Toad: FUCKING HELL! That scared me!
Sam: Bigby! Look!
Sam points to the shelve and they see a gun and a timer. Bigby picks up the broken plate and discovers a hole in it.
Lee: Holy shit!
Bigby: Max was an accident.
Max: Hey, that’s not nice!
Snow: What do you mean Bigby?
Bigby: This gun was timed to fire directly at that chair where Bluebeard would’ve been sitting, but he left and Max got in the way but he din’t get shot, so whoever the murderer is, he or she was after Bluebeard, not Max. The question is... who here wanted Bluebeard dead?
Everybody looks at each other with worry.
Bigby: Let’s go into the living room where we can discuss this.
Everybody gets out of the room, dragging the unconscious Maria with them and leaving Bluebeard’s corpse and head on the floor. The guests and the butler are in the living room and they put Maria on the couch.
Bigby: Ok, so let’s recap. The gun was meant to kill Bluebeard, but Max got in the way. So the murderer had to improvise and finish the job by chopping his head off. Now, who here had a motive for wanting Bluebeard dead?
Lee: Well according to Bluebeard we all did, he brought us here to make amends with us.
Gerry: But he wronged one of us enough to want revenge. But the question is who?
Toad: It’s gotta be the Woodsman! After all, doesn’t he have an axe?
Bigby: I don’t think so. The Woodsman isn’t that clever to create a scheme like this.
Kenny: So who is it then?
Hector: If we are looking for the killer right now, maybe we should suspect Mr. Wolf over here.
Bigby: What?
Snow: What are you talking about, Mr. Hector?
Hector: Well Snow, this mutt wasn’t exactly a big saint in the past, he ate a lot of people and he had a grudge against Bluebeard. I think that’s enough motive for him to kill him.
Bigby: Listen, me and Bluebeard were enemies but I wouldn’t kill him.
Hector: Yeah right!
Lee: Look, we can’t point fingers at each other without proof.
Hector: Without proof, eh? Actually, maybe we should suspect Mr. Lee the killer.
Lee: What did you say?
Hector: You killed a State Senator and you had a grudge against Bluebeard.
Lee: Yeah, I did. I hated him because he came to the motor inn and said that he has the right to take the supplies from us and I beat the hell out of him and he ran way. But what about you? I heard that you have a grudge against Bluebeard too!
Hector: Of course I bloody do! I was the one who saved Clappers Wreake from Barnsley Noble and he showed up, saying that he was the one who saved Clappers Wreake and he was declared a hero by everybody! I hated him but I din’t kill him! What about Threepwood? He hated Bluebeard too.
Guybrush: Yeah, he forced me to buy a porcelain plate! That was a horrible trick and I hated him for that, but I din’t kill him! But you hated him too, Gerry!
Gerry: Sure I hated him! But so did Brown!
Doc: I din’t kill him! Maybe it was Lambert!
Lambert: Me!? No way! Maybe it was Sam!
Sam: Well, Bluebeard wanted to convince Max to sign a contract to ban fudge freezes because Max is the president and he managed to convince him to sign it and I hate him for that!
Max: Hey, not my fault that he promised to give me corn dogs if I sign the contract and he din’t give me the corn dogs so I hate him! But what about Kenny?
Kenny: Fine! I hate him because he took my boat, saying that he has the right to do it! But what about Toad here?
Toad: Go to hell, you prick!
The argument turns into a big fight between everybody except Clementine and TJ who don’t want to get involved in this. Everybody is cursing at each other and fighting. Kenny pushes Toad into a bookshelf knocking down a few books, one book hits the floor and suddenly the bookcase begins to move, revealing a secret room.
Kenny: Holy shit!
Sam: It looks like a secret room.
Everybody enters in the secret room and there is a desk and another bookshelf and some pictures. Bigby sees a book on the desk and he picks it up and looks inside it.
Snow: Bigby?
Bigby: Huh, Bluebeard made a list of all his misldeeds so he could make amends.
Lee looks through the drawers and finds something inside.
Lee: Guys, I see something inside. And It’s... Plutonium? And it’s from Doc Brown.
Marty: What?
Gerry: What’s that all about, Brown?
Doc: I don’t know what you are talking about, I never gave Plutonium to Bluebeard, never!
Bigby: Yes you did. Says here that Bluebeard talked you into selling him Plutonium. This went on for months. And it says that you couldn’t take it anymore and threatened to cut him off, but he couldn’t let you. He threatened to blackmail you by turning you in!
Hector: Sounds like a good motive to me.
Marty: Wait! Are you guys saying that Doc is the murderer!?
Bigby: I’m sorry Marty, but we have no choice. Doc Brown, you’re under arrest for the murder of Bluebeard!
Doc: No! This is a mistake! I din’t kill anybody!
Lightning strikes and the lights turn off again. The lights turn on again and Doc is gone.
Marty: Doc!
Kenny: Shit, he is gone!
Bigby: Ok, let’s split and search the house. We have to find Doc Brown. Me and Snow are a team. The rest of the teams are Sam and Max, Kenny and Toad, Lee and Guybrush, Gerry and Jess, Hector and Lambert and TJ and Clementine. Jerry and Marty, you guys are a team and you will stay here. Jerry, you will keep an eye on Marty, to make sure he won’t do anything stupid while we are searching for Brown.
Jerry: Of course.
Bigby: Now, let’s do this.
The group splits up.
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Post by Master Psychic on Feb 7, 2014 11:51:12 GMT
We see Kenny and Toad in the basement, searching for Doc Brown.
Toad: Oh God, why did I leave my son alone with that Mundy girl?
Kenny: Calm down.
Toad: Calm down!? What if that Brown psycho kills my boy next!? I don’t even want to think about it.
Kenny: Then calm down and help me find Brown!
Toad: Fine!
We see Sam and Max in the attic.
Sam: Doc! Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Max: Yeah, like he is going to respond to you, Sam.
Sam: It was worth a shot.
We see Gerry and Jess in a room and there is a billiard table in the room.
Gerry: Jess, stay close to me, ok?
Jess: Ok dad.
Jess looks around and she sees some pool cues. She tries to grab a pool cue and a trap door opens and she falls in, screaming. The trap door closes and Gerry turns around.
Gerry: Jess? JESS!
We see Hector and Lambert in a room and there are many statues and paintings.
Lambert: Hector, I’m really scared.
Hector: Shut it, Lambert! We have to catch that lunatic Doc Brown!
Lambert: I know, but this room creeps me out.
Hector: Ugh, it’s too dark to see anything.
Lambert: Can we go now? This is becoming too scary and-
Lambert accidently hits his head against a painting.
Lambert: OW! Wait a minute, doesn’t feel like there is any wall here.
Lambert touches the painting and nothing happens but when he steps on a button, the painting moves and Hector and Lambert see a secret room.
Hector: Another secret room?
Lambert: Should I check it out?
Hector: No, I’ll go first.
Hector enters in the secret room.
Lambert: Do you see anything, Hector?
Hector: No, it’s too bloody dark.
Suddenly, the painting moves again and blocks the entrance. Lambert tries to move the painting but it doesn’t work.
Lambert: Hector? HECTOR!
We see TJ and Clementine walking in the hall.
TJ: So, Clementine... do you like bugs?
Clementine: No, bugs are gross. But I put a bug on Duck’s pillow once.
TJ: Oh... but what do you think about frogs?
Clementine: Frogs are gross too. Also, where did you find this frog costume?
TJ: It’s not really a costume. That’s how I look like.
Clementine: Really?
TJ: Yeah.
Clementine: What are you exactly?
TJ: Well... ok I’ll tell you but can you promise me to keep it a secret?
Clementine: Sure.
TJ: Ok, I’m-
Suddenly, Clementine and TJ hear a voice, it’s Doc’s voice.
Doc: SURRENDER YOURSELF OR-
BANG!
Doc: AAAH!
Clementine and TJ run down the hall and when they get there, they see Doc and his stomatch is bleeding, and there is an axe next to him and Clementine screams.
Clementine: AAH!
Everybody hears the scream and all of them show up in the hall except Marty.
Lee: Clementine! Are you o- Oh shit!
Toad: TJ! Did something happen to- FUCKING HELL!
Doc: Great Scott! I thought I was gonna die.
Bigby: What happened to you?
Doc: When the lights went off, I ran away and decided to find the killer myself to prove that I’m innocent. I found him in this room but I couldn’t see the murderer. It was too dark and I tried to fight him, but he shot me and ran away, and he dropped the axe when he ran away.
Marty shows up.
Marty: DOC! Are you ok!?
Doc: I’m fine, Marty. I was shot but I’ll be ok.
Marty: Goo- Agh!
Marty grabs his neck in pain.
Guybrush: What happened to you?
Marty: When I was in the room with Jerry, something struck me and everything went black. When I heard Doc’s scream, I woke up.
Sam: Look! This is the same axe that killed Bluebeard.
Lee: Oh God! So this means that Doc isn’t the killer.
Doc: Bingo!
Lambert: Well then who is it?
Bigby: I don’t know, one thing’s for sure. If we don’t find out before the storm lets up, we’re all going to be dead by morning.
To Be Continued.
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Post by Master Psychic on Feb 7, 2014 13:33:56 GMT
Everybody is back in the living room. Jerry is patching up Doc.
Bigby: If we’re going to stay alive, we need to stick together from now on. Is everyone here?
Gerry: Jess! She is missing! We have to find her!
Lambert: Hector is missing too!
The door opens and Hector and Jess show up.
Hector: We’re right here!
Gerry hugs Jess.
Gerry: Thank God you’re safe.
Lambert: HECTOR!
Hector: Don’t even think about it, Lambert!
Lambert: Ok.
Snow: What happened?
Jess: I fell through a trap door that led to an underground passageway. I followed it and it led me to a hatch over there in the parlor.
Hector: The same thing happened to me.
Lambert is looking at his cell phone.
Lambert: Guys! I’m getting a faint signal on my cell phone!
Kenny: Shit! Really!?
Lambert: Yeah!
Hector: Well, call the police already you idiot!
Lambert: Oh oh, the signal is gone. If I go to the roof, maybe I can get a stronger signal and call the police!
Hector: Well go now!
Lambert: Right now?
Hector: No, just wait until Christmas, OF COURSE BLOODY NOW!
Lambert: OK!
Lambert runs off.
Bigby: Ok, we’ll wait here until Lambert will come back.
Guybrush: Wait a minute. I feel like something is missing here.
Lee looks at the couch and he is shocked.
Lee: Shit! Maria is gone!
Everybody looks at the couch and Maria isn’t there anymore.
Snow: But that’s impossible! She was still passed out on the couch when we left!
Kenny: I think Maria is the murderer!
Bigby: We don’t know that!
Jess: Well, she was by herself this whole time!
Doc: Yeah, but she was unconscious!
Marty: Yeah, but she could’ve come to and was the one who shot you!
Gerry: This is all speculation, we don’t know that she is the killer.
And so everybody fights again. Lambert is on the balcony, raising his cell phone to get a signal.
Lambert: Come on, come on!
A signal appears on Lambert’s cell phone.
Lambert: YES!
Lambert tries to call for backup but he hears some foot steps behind him. He turns around.
Lambert: Oh hi there! What are you- Wait, what are you doing!? Oh no! It’s you! The man or woman who’s been killing everybody! STAY BACK!
BAM!
Lambert hits the ground. Everybody gets out of the house.
Bigby: It came from over there!
Everybody approaches Lambert’s broken body.
Gerry: Oh my God!
Lee: Clementine, don’t look!
Doc checks Lambert’s pulse.
Doc: He is dead.
Kenny: Do you think he slipped off the roof?
Doc: Maybe. But he was dead before the fall. Look at this, he’s been hit in the head by a blunt object.
Hector: Well, it looks like I will need a new partner.
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Post by Master Psychic on Feb 7, 2014 17:04:58 GMT
Everybody is in the living room and they are worried.
Snow: It’s Maria. It’s gotta be Maria. She is the only one that’s not here.
Bigby: Maybe, maybe not. We thought Doc was the killer and look how that turned out.
Doc: And I’m still a bit angry about that.
Bigby: Anyways, we have no proof of anything.
Jerry: Um Mr. Bigby, somebody stole Mr. Bluebeard’s trophy.
Everybody look at the mantel and there are two trophies. There is a space between the two trophies showing that one is missing.
Sam: He is right, there was a trophy here, now it’s gone.
Max: I think we may have identified our blunt object.
Sam: All we have to do is to find the trophy and we’ll have our murder weapon. And if we’re lucky, we may have our killer.
Bigby: Ok, from this moment, nobody leaves the group.
Max: Bigby’s right. Everyone huddle up!
Everyone huddled up together in a tight group with their backs facing each other so they can keep an eye on their surroundings.
Kenny: Well?
Bigby: Now we’re going to search the house and we’re going to move as one. Anyone who separates from the group, we will assume is the killer. All clear?
Everyone nods. They all began walking towards the main hallway heading to the stairs, slowly and taking small steps at a time. They reach the top of the stairs and now are outside of everybody’s bedrooms.
Bigby: Ok, let’s search Hector’s room first.
Hector: Why mine?
Bigby: I just have to make sure, that’s all.
Everybody enters in Hector’s room. They begin to look around.
Bigby: Did anyone find anything?
Sam checks the drawers.
Sam: Nope.
Max checks in the toilet.
Max: Nothing here.
Hector: Well, nothing dangerous is in my room, now can we go?
Bigby: Not until we search the entire place.
Clementine looks under the bed and she is shocked and horrified as she finds something under the bed. She gets up.
Clementine: Guys...
Clementine shows them the trophy with blood on it. Everybody gasps and turn to Hector.
Bigby: Well, it looks like we found our killer at last.
Hector: What!? That’s not mine!
Bigby: Then I suppose it crawled under your bed all by itself?
Hector: Maybe it bloody did! I din’t kill anyone!
Bigby: The game is over, Hector.
Hector: Well what about Maria? We have no idea where she is. She could’ve planted that there.
Lee: Well, it is possible.
A drop of blood falls on Max’s face.
Max: Ah man, I gotta a nosebleed.
Sam: No you don’t.
Sam points to the air duct. Blood is dripping out of the vent.
Bigby takes a candelabra and hits it against the air duct. Maria’s dead body and head falls from the vent, she was decapitated. Everybody screamed in horror.
Bigby: Detective inspector Hector, you’re under arrest for the murders of Bluebeard, Maria and Lambert!
Hector: Like bloody hell I am! You’re not taking me anywhere you damn dog! Not you and anyone else in this damn mansion! I’m not going to jail!
Hector pushes Toad, Jess and Snow out of the way and runs away.
Bigby: AFTER HIM!
Bigby, Lee, Kenny, Guybrush, Doc, Marty, Sam, Max, Jerry and Gerry go after Hector. All of them climb down the stairs and they go into the dining room.
Bigby: Give up Hector!
Hector: Make me Wolf!
They begin to chase Hector around the table and they can’t catch him. All of them stop to take a breath.
Max: Man, he is slippery.
Hector: Are you guys going to give up?
Gerry: What do we do?
Max: I have an idea.
Bigby: What is it?
Max: What if five of us go around one side of the table and the other five go to the other side and then we won’t have to chase him around in circles.
Doc: Damn, that’s risky.
Bigby: I think it might work. Now let’s do this!
The group splits up in two teams of five and they manage to catch Hector.
Hector: Bloody hell!
Bigby: It’s over Hector.
And so they managed to catch the killer. In the next day, everybody is packing their stuff and they are ready to leave. Hector was arrested and Bigby will be the one to put behind bars. We see TJ approaching Clementine.
TJ: Hi Clementine.
Clementine: Hi. I guess this is it. It was fun TJ.
TJ: Yeah...
Clementine: By the way, you never told about what you are.
TJ: I... I’m a Fable. I come from a town called Fabletown.
Clementine: Oh...
TJ: Please don’t tell anyone about us.
Clementine: I won’t tell anyone about you, TJ. Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me.
TJ: Thank you.
Clementine smiles at TJ.
Clementine: No problem.
Bigby has finished packing his stuff. Snow shows up in his room.
Snow: Are you ready?
Bigby: Yeah. First, we have to put Hector in bars and then we can go home.
Snow: Ok.
Snow goes out of the room. She stops next to Jerry’s room where she sees Jerry packing his stuff. She enters in the room and she sees some sort of door next to Jerry’s bed but she decides to ignore it.
Snow: Hello Jerry.
Jerry: Oh hello Miss Snow.
Snow: I’m sorry about what happened to your boss.
Jerry: Don’t worry, it wasn’t your fault. It’s a shame, Mr. Bluebeard wanted to make amends with all of you and this happens. I hope he and Miss Maria are happy together, whever they are now.
Snow: I’m sure they are.
Jerry: Well, I’m going to say my goodbyes to everybody and I will leave.
Snow: Very well.
Jerry goes out of the room. Snow is about to leave too and... she stops and moves closer to the door. She tries to open it but it doesn’t open. She looks at Jerry’s bed and sees something under his pillow. She grabs the pillow and she sees a key on the bed. She takes the key and unlocks the door. She opens the door and to her horror, she sees a bloody room with sharp objects and sees the three dead bodies of Bluebeard, Maria and Lambert and some of their limbs are missing.
Snow: Oh my God! I have to tell the others about this!
Snow turns around and Jerry is in front of her, he has a gun and he is smiling at her in a creepy way.
Jerry: I can’t let you go.
Snow: You! You are the killer!
Jerry: Well done Miss Snow, you finally figured it out.
Snow: But why!? Why did you do this!?
Jerry: Before I reveal my reason, I want to tell you that my name isn’t Jerry. My name is...
Jerry puts his hand on his face and rips his face off, and the face was a mask. And the killer is...
Voice: Danny St. John.
To Be Concluded.
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Post by Master Psychic on Feb 7, 2014 18:58:29 GMT
Snow White is shocked at the identity of the true killer. It’s Danny St. John.
Snow: Why did you do this?
Danny: You see, people are tasty, but I discovered that Fables are much more tastier. When I heard about Bluebeard’s party, I decided to disquise myself as a butler and work for him and then I would kill him and turn him into a delicious meal.
Snow: Ok, but what about the others?
Danny: It was all supposed to go so smoothly. The hidden gun goes off, kills Bluebeard, and I retrieve the gun and plant it in Hector’s bag, Bluebeard is dead and that fat bastard of Hector goes to prison. Nice and easy. But that rabbit got in the way. He was jumping on Bluebeard’s chair at the wrong time. When I realized my mistake, I had to improvise. The power outrage provided a perfect cover. I grabbed the axe and killed Bluebeard. But as the Sheriff pointed out, there were fingerprints, I couldn’t just leave it there. So when you guys decided to split in teams to find Brown, I knocked out Mcfly and went back to the dining room and got the axe. But at that moment, Maria regained consciousness after fainting. She started to become hysterical. I knew I couldn’t risk her revealing that I planned this whole scheme. So I killed her and hid her in Hector’s room, I tried to plant the axe in Hector’s suitcase, but at that point Brown walked in and couldn’t see me but he tried to fight me. I shot him, I had to leave the axe because I couldn’t very well hide with everybody showing up, so I wiped off the fingerprints and ran. I slipped into the rest of the group when they all arrived on the scene. I needed more time to finish my work framing Hector, but that’s when his partner, Lambert ran out to the balcony. I couldn’t let him contact the police before everything was in place, so I had to kill him too. When you guys were arguing about Maria, I grabbed the trophy and slipped out. I followed Lambert outside and I did what I had to do. I barely had enough time to plant the trophy in Hector’s room and run downstairs where I took the advantage of the commotion and joined the crowd as they were all running outside. And the rest, well, everyone did all the rest for me. They turned on Hector exactly as I planned. So there you have it.
Snow: You’re not gonna get away with this!
Danny: That’s what you think. Unfortnately for you, Miss Snow, I’m planning on making you dinner aswell.
Snow: STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Danny approaches Snow and grabs her and smiles at her.
Danny: You look pretty.
Downstairs, everybody is preparing to leave.
Toad: Well Bigby, can we go?
Bigby: No. Snow is not here yet. Where is she?
Snow: BIGBY! HELP!
Bigby is shocked when he hears Snow’s voice.
Bigby: Snow! You guys stay here! I’ll see what’s up!
Bigby goes upstairs to save Snow. In Danny’s secret room, we see Danny putting Snow on the table and ties her up. Danny gets his saw and looks at Snow with a creepy smile.
Snow: Please, let me go!
Danny: Can’t do that. Now, say hi to Bluebeard, Maria and Lambert for me, Miss Snow.
Snow: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Bigby kicks the door open and enters in the room.
Bigby: LET SNOW GO!
Danny: Fuck! I thought you left!
Bigby: I won’t go anywhere without Snow! I assume you are the true killer.
Danny: That’s right. It looks like I will have to kill you too.
Bigby: You better leave her alone or else!
Danny: You don’t scare me, Sheriff.
Danny is about to cut Snow in half but Bigby punches him. Danny tries to grab his axe but Bigby punches him once again. Danny gets his gun and shoots Bigby in the shoulder and Bigby grabs his shoulder in pain. Danny gets his axe and stabs Bigby in his other shoulder.
Bigby: AHHHH!
Snow: Bigby!
Danny stabs him again with the axe and Bigby falls on the floor. Danny aims his gun at him.
Danny: Any last words, Big Bad Wolf?
Bigby gets up and he looks at Danny with anger, his eyes are yellow and he growls at Danny, scaring Danny. Danny tries to stab him again but Bigby grabs his axe and Bigby stabs him with his claws in his chest.
Danny: AAAHHHHHHH!
Bigby punches Danny five times and Danny grabs his gun and shoots Bigby in the chest. Bigby grabs his chest in pain and Danny grabs his axe and is about to hit Bigby in the head but suddenly, Danny gets shot and falls on the ground.
Danny: Ah! Goddamnit!
Bigby gets up and he turns around and the one who shot Danny was Hector.
Bigby: Hector?
Hector: I told you I wasn’t the bloody murderer.
Bigby: Yeah, you weren’t.
Bigby handcuffs Danny.
Bigby: Danny St. John, you’re under arrest for the murders of Bluebeard, Maria and Lambert.
Danny: Fuck you!
Bigby moves closer to the table and he unties Snow and she hugs him.
Snow: I was so scared.
Bigby: So was I.
Hector: Save the kisses for later, now help me with this psycho.
Bigby: What about your partner? He is dead.
Hector: Well, at the station, we have a sample of Lambert’s DNA. We can make a clone and he will be just like Lambert, dumb and stupid. It will be as if he never died.
Bigby: Ok. Well, let’s go home.
The Fables are back in Fabletown. Toad’s car stops in front of the Woodland Luxury Apartments. Bigby and Snow get out of the car.
Bigby: Thanks for the ride, Toad.
Toad: No problem, Bigby. I can’t wait to go home and forget about what happened. Well, say goodnight to Bigby and Miss Snow White, son.
TJ: Bye Mr. Bigby, bye Miss Snow.
Snow: Bye TJ.
Toad drives away. Bigby and Snow enter in the building. Bigby unlocks the door and enters in his room.
Bigby: Home at last.
Snow: No kidding.
Bigby: Well, good night Snow.
Snow: Bigby wait!
Bigby: What?
Snow kisses him on the cheek.
Snow: Thanks for saving me.
Bigby smiles at Snow.
Bigby: No problem.
Snow leaves. Bigby closes the door and turns around.
Bigby: Now I can get some sleep and-
Bigby sees Colin on his couch again and he has a letter in his mouth, again.
Bigby: COLIN!
Colin wakes up and the letter falls from his mouth.
Colin: Jesus Christ, you don’t have to yell! Back already?
Bigby: Yeah, now get out!
Colin: Geez, and here I thought that the trip would make you a bit happy.
Bigby: Yeah, well it wasn’t exactly a happy trip. And what’s this?
Bigby picks up the letter and begins to read it.
Bigby: „Dear Mr. Bigby, you are invited to a dinner in your honor, at the Woodsman Mansion and you can stay there for the whole weekend”.
Bigby throws the letter in the trash.
Bigby: Sorry Woody, but after what happened, I don’t think I will go to a party ever again.
Later, at the Woodsman Mansion, we see the Woodsman in the dining room with the people he wronged in the past like Strong Bad, Homestar, Wallace, Gromit, agent Nelson Tethers, Flint Paper, Rey Curtis, Olivia Benson, Jack Mccoy, Michael Cutter, Abbie Carmichael and Larry.
Woodsman: Jeremy!
A butler shows up.
Jeremy: Yes Mr. Woodsman?
Woodsman: Where is Bigby? He should of showed up by now.
Jeremy: I don’t think he is coming Mr. Woodsman.
Woodsman: Oh, and here I wanted to make amends with him and become friends. I guess it won’t happen. Anyways, see if dinner is ready, our guests are hungry.
Jeremy: Of course sir.
Jeremy gets out of the room. We see Jeremy near the kitchen and smiling.
Jeremy: Oh, I will make sure that the dinner...
Jeremy puts his hand on his face and rips his face off, and his face is a mask and he is... Andy St. John!
Andy: Ready.
THE END.
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