Oh boy.
And we have our first household fire. I guess it's not a 'household' fire considering it was the grill outside that caught fire. Whatever.
Zyphon took care of the problem and strut around the house like a badass. Nice.
Meanwhile, Harp's skin boils while Potato randomly kisses Tom. How cute.
Well.
Bye.
So fat neighbor bitch just teleported to the house and started talking to N8 and Rock. Rock was just shooting some hoops and then people wanted to socialize. Ew.
N8 started shooting some hoops while Zyphon came over to talk with Fat Neighbor and Rock. She did pretty well.
And in the house, Tom broke the news to her Polish lover. She's pregnant.
So I figured we should get out of the house for a bit, and Rock, TC, and N8 decided to go to the Romance Festival with SOS, Jake, Parker, Tormundo, Other activites took place there. Five guys and two women go to a romance festival together. This should be interesting.
Rock grew some courage and sang.
To an empty audience.
Where the fuck are they going
Well, since this is a romance festival, and these two have the most relationship points together, I decided to pair them together and slowly built up their friendship points, and then eventually moving into Romantic Points.
Fuck you too, N8
Okay then. We're getting into parties outfits.
Oh hey, Parker and Jake are back.
Poor guy wants a girlfriend so bad. What's this guy's name again?
Oh fuckMeanwhile Rock's hitting it off with Tormunds. She seems easily impressed but we'll see how this goes.
Man, Rock really wants to hit that. Well, this is the place for it.
Everyone gathered around to look at this... thing?
Not entirely sure what the hell TC is doing right here but I'm guessing he's trying to flirt again.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO FLIRT WITH A SIM WITH THE UNFLIRTY TRAIT, TC!!!
After a few drinks and some... socializing -- SOS is out.
Jesus Christ. Dunno how anyone can fall asleep on a public bench but oh yeah, this is the Sims.
Few hours later, some random fucking dude sat down with my group and Rock immediately insulted him.
And then Rock killed him (no that's not a mod)
Back at the house, Zyphon is running laps around the house in this outfit... it's also like 2 hours past his shift so he just skipped work I guess.
Crack's trying to clean up the house (I have no idea where the trash came from) and Harp is just stomping her feet in it.
And Crack didn't like that.
He got over it though, then he randomly farted then hopped in this big ass suit and went to sleep. Alright.
Heheh, Tom's starting to show. I'm looking forward to see what this baby turns out to be like.
So Jade Rosa, Zyphon's GF was invited over so the two of them played a dunking competition.
So they're both a little out of practice, that's all good.
Damson there he goes
Too bad Jade just straight up disappeared, they didn't get to finish their competition.
I guess Zyphon got mad that Jade just left during their competition, so he decided to just yell at Harp.
What. The. Fuck.
This is probably the greatest screenshot I've taken.
Err are they even fighting right now
Holy shit
Don't fuck with Vampire Harp, guys.
Even Crack is fucking surprised. Zyphon has a trashcan stuck inside him.
Tell me, if any of you have been in a legit fight, what's the first thing you do afterwards? You know, I'm sure starting a fire on the grill for the 2nd time today is a popular choice, but let's go for something else. GODDAMMIT ZYPHON. THIS SHIT COSTS 1K TO REPLACE
At least you had the decency to put out the fire.
Harp's a little grumpy after the fight but she's not setting my shit on fire at least
So Crack had a meeting with his... club in the middle of the night. I don't even know what the fuck this is but I just had a few drinks with the leader and then fucked off.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SET THE GRILL ON FIRE THREE TIMES IN ONE DAY!?!?!?!?! Fuck this thing
So hey, Tom finally went into labor and what's the first thing she does when she arrives at the hospital? Debate the existence of vampires. BECAUSE THERE WAS SO MUCH DOUBT WHEN WE HAD TWO VAMPIRES LIVING IN THE SAME HOUSE AS THEM.
Oh my god. Tom started chatting with the receptionist while she's about to give birth to her child and Potato just hopped on the hospital computer and started playing video games. Christ alive.
oh hey, he hopped off the computer
Everyone please welcome Discount Potato to the family. Newborn alien baby. Well, half alien -- half human.
After coming home with the baby, Potato proposed to Tom.
So let's have a fuckin' pool party.
Dark Fox showed up in style.
The party just started and Potato's skinny dipping.
Crack almost died because he had 0 vampire energy and he was outside. I got him inside just in time tho.
And here it is... the moment we've been waiting for. Tom and Potato finally getting married. In their swimsuits. Whatever.
And as soon as we went back to the house, Zyphon started taking care of the baby. Let's hope he doesn't set him on fire.