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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 21, 2013 17:00:28 GMT
Ok fine. Talk about off topic stuff here.
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Dec 21, 2013 22:20:07 GMT
For some reason, the name keeps making me think of that one Monty Python movie.
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Post by IDEK on Dec 21, 2013 22:20:47 GMT
Life of Brian?
Lee is Brian!?
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Post by Bioshock Infinite WD on Dec 22, 2013 18:53:22 GMT
Maybe, sorry I did just see that movie a day ago, sorry.
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 22, 2013 23:40:05 GMT
I deleted the part about Sam being Duck's dog and being in the kennel because I have a different plan for Sam.
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 23, 2013 11:00:00 GMT
At night, we see that Lee's new house looks exactly like Lee's old house. Lee is in the kitchen and made mashed potatoes for dinner. Upstairs, there is a bathroom and two rooms: a room which once belonged to the married couple and the other room belonged to their kid. Lee is still sad about his wife and they never had a kid but he can still remember the times when he asked his wife if they can have a child but she always refused. Lee: My God, why did this all happen? Jennifer... Someone knocks at his door. He opens the door and it's Kenny with his family. Kenny: Hey Lee. Lee: Hey Kenny. Is this your family? Kenny: Yeah. Katjaa, this is Lee, our new neighbour. Katjaa: Hello Lee. I hope you have a good time here. Lee: Thank you. Kenny: And this is our son, Duck. Duck, say hi to our new neighbour. Duck waves at Lee. Duck: Hi! Lee does the same. Kenny: So, what are you doing? Lee: I was just preparing dinner. Kenny: Mind if we join? Lee: I don't mind. I need some company right now. And we can know each other much better. Kenny and his family enter in the house and sit at the table. Lee puts the plates full of mashed potatoes on the table. Kenny: Smells delicious. Lee: I know. Suddenly, soneone else knocks at his door. He opens the door and it's Lilly and behind her is a big old man and he looks more angrier then Satan on the toilet. Lilly: Hi Lee. Lee: Hi Lilly. Did something happen? Lilly: No, I just wanted to see how you are doing. By the way, this is my dad, Larry. Lee: Hello L- Larry: Don't get cute with me, smartass! Lilly: Dad! Please, he is our neighbour. Larry: I don't give a shit, Lilly! They always play as the goody two shoes neighbour and then BAM! You'll be pregnant in three hours. Lee: No sir, I'm not like that. Larry: Is that right? Lilly: Dad please. Sorry about him, he isn't so good with the neighbours. Lee: I see. Lilly: Mind if we join? That way we can know each other much- Kenny's voice is heard. Kenny: Lee! If that's Lilly and Larry, tell them to fuck off! Katjaa: KENNY! Don't curse in front of Duck! Lilly: Is that Kenny?! Lilly looks behind Lee and sees Kenny and his family at the dinner table. Lilly: Fuck! Lee: Please, let's all calm down. You two can join us. Kenny: Like hell they will! Lilly: Shut it Kenny! Thanks Lee. Lilly and Larry enter in the house and sit at the table much to Kenny's anger Lee, Kenny, his family, Lilly and Larry are eating. Kenny and Lilly glare at each other while eating. Katjaa: So Lee, what's your job? Lee: I work at UGA. Katjaa: That sounds like a good job. Lee: What's your job? Katjaa: I'm a veterinarian. Lee: Sounds good. You Kenny? Kenny: I'm a commercial fisherman. Catching fish, dolphins and such. Lilly: Yeah, and then the BlueVoice.org showed up and beat your ass for hurting the dolphins. Kenny: Says the bitch who kills whales when she takes her clothes off. Larry: Are you saying my daughter is ugly you piece of shit?! Kenny: No, I'm saying that she looks more like a man then a girl. Lilly: WHY YOU- Lee: Everybody, we're here to eat, not to fight. Lilly: Would you like some spinach, Popeye? Kenny: Would you like to eat my ass, Powerpuff? Lilly: No thanks, do you want me to get the disease you son of a bitch? Lee: ENOUGH! Both Kenny and Lilly stay quiet. Lee: So, Lilly, what's your job? Lilly: I work at Warner Robins, the Air Force Base. Lee: I heard about the place. Lilly: Yeah, it's a goob job. Much better then Kenny's stupid job. Kenny: Oh please, my job is ten times much better then your shitty job. Lilly: A plane can fly, Kenny. Can your shitty boat do that? Kenny: Sure! I'll just call the goddamn NASA and they'll do some improvements and then you will see my boat flying and me waving at you. Lilly: Fuck you! Lee: Guys, calm down. Kenny: Lee, who is the better neighbour? Me or Lilly? Lilly: He is obviously going to pick me! Larry: You better pick my daughter you son of a bitch! Katjaa: Everybody please, don't involve Lee into this. Kenny: Come on Lee, say it. It's me right? Lilly: It's me, Kenny! Lee: CALM DOWN! Look, either you guys calm down or get the hell out of my house! Larry: Who the fuck are you to tell us what to do? You can't do shit boy! Lee angrily grabs his plate of mashed potatoes and hits Larry with it, covering him in mashed potatoes and Lee realises what he has done. Lee: Sorry, I din't mean to. Kenny is laughing. Kenny: HAHAHAHA! Good job Lee, good fucking job! Lilly: Is this funny to you?! Kenny: Hell yeah! Hold on, let me grab my camera so then I can picture him and put the pic on my Facebook page. Lilly grabs her plate and throws it at Kenny and manages to hit him. Lilly: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Kenny: YOU GODDAMN- Kenny grabs his plate and throws it at Lilly but she dodges and the plate hits the wall. Katjaa: Kenny, you two are acting like children! Kenny: She started it! Larry throws his plate at Kenny but accidently hits Duck. Duck: EW! Kenny: Oh, that's it you son of a bitch! The dinner turns into a food fight between Kenny, Lilly and Larry. Lee decides to put a stop to it. Lee: THAT'S IT! EVERYBODY GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, NOW! Next we see Kenny, his family, Lilly and Larry getting out of Lee's house and Lee comes out aswell. Larry: I told you that new neighbours are trouble, Lilly. Lilly: Dad, please. Larry and Lilly leave. Kenny walks to Lee. Kenny: Sorry man. I din't mean to ruin your first day here. Lee: Kenny, you two have to get along. You two are fucking adults. Kenny: When she will quit being a bitch, that's when we will get along. Kenny walks away with his family. Lee gets back in his house and sees the mess that Kenny and Lilly caused and puts his hand against his face. Lee: Why did I do so wrong to deserve this? Lee sighs, gets out of his house and walks away, thinking about what to do with his life now.
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Post by Teacakes on Dec 23, 2013 11:03:26 GMT
Kenny is the better neighbour!
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Post by IDEK on Dec 23, 2013 11:03:34 GMT
...One thing.
If that fight happened in real life my intitial reaction would either be "What?" or "That's it: I'm out of here"
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 23, 2013 11:25:48 GMT
...One thing. If that fight happened in real life my intitial reaction would either be "What?" or "That's it: I'm out of here" Well, Lee did get pissed of at dinner and told everybody to leave. In the next chapter, Lee will think about moving again but when he will find something on the streets, he will decide to stay.
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Post by IDEK on Dec 23, 2013 11:27:04 GMT
it's safe to say Kenny and Lilly are a lot less mature in this story at this point.
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Post by Teacakes on Dec 23, 2013 11:28:29 GMT
Do you take requests MP?
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 23, 2013 11:28:55 GMT
Sure. Do you have a request?
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Post by Teacakes on Dec 23, 2013 11:31:35 GMT
Yes.
Can Lenny be in it?
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Post by Master Psychic on Dec 23, 2013 11:32:29 GMT
Sure.
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Post by Teacakes on Dec 23, 2013 11:33:12 GMT
HOORAY!
GO KENNY! GO LENNY! THE MOUSTACHED BROS!
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