Post by Master Psychic on Dec 20, 2013 11:30:48 GMT
We see Clementine sleeping peacefully.
Voice: Wake up.
Clementine: Mom, I don't want to go to school today.
Voice: WAKE UP!
Clementine wakes up and she finds herself in a limousine. She sees a giant gorilla in a tuxedo.
Gorilla: What are you looking at?
Clementine: You are a giant talking gorilla!
Gorilla: And you're annoying. Name's General Skunkape.
Clementine: Where are we going?
Skunkape: To the Inventory, my dear.
Clementine: The Inventory?
Skunkape: Yes, and you will play poker there.
Clementine: Poker?
Skunkape: Look, I know you are confused but just wait until we get to the Inventory.
Skunkape takes a newspaper and starts reading.
Clementine: How did I end up here?
Skunkape: Well, that's a funny story actually.
We see a flashback of Skunkape sneaking in the motor inn and Ben is on watch. Ben spots Skunkape.
Ben: What the-
Skunkape: Shut up or I will destroy you!
Ben: Ok!
Skunkape gets in Lee and Clementine's room. He slowly takes Clementine so he won't wake up Lee. He gets out of the room.
Skunkape: If you tell anyone about this, you're dead.
Ben: Ok!
Skunkape runs away and the flashback ends.
Skunkape: I hope that stupid boy won't say anything.
The limousine stops.
Skunkape: Good luck, human.
The door is opened by another giant gorilla. Clementine comes out of the limousine.
Clementine: Thanks, I guess.
Clementine is near the Inventory. She is a bit scared but she decides to be brave. She tries to open the door and the wall slides. She enter inside and takes another direction. While walking, she spots Doug.
Clementine: Doug, I thought you were dead!
Doug: Oh oh!
Doug runs into the room to avoid Clementine. A door opens and the bandit flies out of the room and hits against the wall.
Clementine: WOAH!
A muscular man with a black shirt comes out of the room.
Man: Good game, let's do it again sometime.
The man lights up a cigarette and smokes. He notices Clementine.
Clementine: Um...
Man: Oh, hey it's you. Alright. Cone on, I'll lead you to the place.
Clementine follows the man.
Man: Name's Samson. Brock Samson.
Clementine: Clementine.
Brock: This freaking place is like a maze.
Brock pushes the wall and inside, we see a small man with a moustache and a pirate hat.
Man: Ah, Mr. Samson. I lost track of you for a moment. And you brought little Clementine, splendid!
Clementine: Hi, I guess.
Man: It is an honor to have the most beloved character from the Walking Dead Game here at the Inventory.
Clementine: The Walking Dead Game?
Man: Oops, forget what I said. Anyway, are you prepared for a game of high-stakes poker?
Brock: Yeah, speaking of high-stakes. Things got a little... Stabby... Over in the mumbling peg room.
Man: Mr. Samson! I once again remind you that the Inventory is not your personal abbatoir!
Brock: Yeah, yeah, send the cleaning bill to Venture Industries.
Man: That's what you said the last time.
Clementine, Brock and the man climb down and Clementine is amazed by the Inventory.
Man: My name is Commodore Reginald Van Winslow(retired) and I'll be your host for tonight's perilous voyage on the Seas of Chance!
Before she can speak, Clementine turns around and she sees a giant dog in a suit playing a banjoo.
Dog: Hey, Reggie, these new chairs are great. It's as if my keister is being held aloft by the wings of tiny velvet angels.
A rabbit jumps on a chair.
Rabbit: Let me try, Sam!
Winslow: I'm afraid there is no room at the table for your plus-one, Sam.
Sam: That's ok. Max will have his own fun.
Max gets his gun.
Max: Come out with arm akimbo, Mendoza!
Max shoots the wall much to Clementine's horror.
Clementine: I'm going to die...
Brock: So when do we get this clambake on the road?
Winslow: In a few minutes, we are still waiting for-
Voice: HEYOOOOO!
Clementine turns around and she sees a stranger with a yellow robot.
Robot: Hello future losers!
Winslow: Our remaining contestants.
Robot: But seriously, who's HDMI port do I have to kiss to get a drink around here?
The woman from the bar glares at the robot but the robot just shrugs it off. The robot sits on the chair.
Robot: Oh, I really love what you've done with the place. Very "Boardwalk Empire meets Silence of the Lambs".
Clementine: Who is that?
Winslow: That's Claptrap my dear. Now-
Robot: Can we get going? Steve and I have a tee time at Spyglass.
Winslow: I suppose we should. I hoped our final contestant would be here by now. It appears that we'll be one short tonight.
Suddenly, everybody hears some noises but they aren't normal. And then a man flies through the window and lands on the ground. The man gets up and he has a boomstick and a robot arm. He sits on a chair.
Man: Deal me in.
The man takes a glass of wine and his robot arm breaks it.
Clementine: And he is...
Winslow: Ash Williams, the great demon fighter.
Brock: So, this kid is the one that Lee is protecting?
Winslow: Why yes, Mr. Samson.
Clementine: You know Lee?
Brock: Yeah, he played poker with us. Although, he is a big screw up at poker.
Winslow: Now, did you all bring your money?
Sam, Ash, Brock and Claptrap hand over their money.
Winslow: Now it's your turn, Clementine.
Clementine: I don't have any money.
Winslow: Really? That's a shame. It looks like you will have to use your bounty.
Clementine: My bounty?
Winslow: Your hat.
Clementine: What?! I won't do that.
Winslow: You have to. This is the only way to play poker, little Clementine.
Clementine: Well I refuse. I don't want to play poker.
Clementine starts walking away.
Claptrap: Ha! What a coward. A coward just like Lee the loser.
Clementine stops. She turns around and glares at Claptrap.
Clementine: What did you say?
Claptrap: That you are a loser like Lee the loser.
Clementine: Take that back.
Claptrap: Take what back? His money?
The guys laugh making Clementine angry.
Ash: Lee is the worst poker player. He din't even know what's King High!
The guys laugh and Clementine's face turns red with anger.
Brock: Oh yeah, I remember that. Every time we played poker, he was always the first one to lose! His name here is Pussy Lee!
The guys laugh again and Clementine clenches her fist.
Sam: Holy mother nachos he is so bad at poker. Even Bosco can beat him.
Max: By the way, I think I figured out Lee's name. L for loser, E for... Ah... Idiot and the other E for... Moron!
The guys laugh again and Clementine can't take it anymore.
Clementine: SHUT UP!
The guys stop and are surprised by Clementine's outburst. Clementine sits on a chair and puts her hat on the table.
Clementine: LET'S PLAY!
Ash: Now you're talking.
Winslow: Very well. The dealer will be Glados.
Suddenly, a giant white robot shows up much to Clementine's surprise.
Glados: Greetings. Prepare to lose, little Clem.
Clementine: Thanks...
Glados: You will play Texas Hold Em.
Glados gives the cards to everybody. Clementine looks at her cards.
Clementine: Um... Actually, I don't know how to play poker.
Glados: Here is a manual for morons.
Glados gives Clementine a manual about Poker. She reads all the stuff about Poker.
Clementine: Hm, easy enough.
Brock: Call.
Brock bets some of his chips.
Ash: Check.
Claptrap: Check.
Sam: Check.
Clementine: Um, check.
We see three cards on the table.
Clementine: Call.
Clementine bets some of her chips.
Brock: Call.
Brock bets some of his chips.
Claptrap: Call.
Claptrap bets some of his chips.
Sam: Fold.
Sam folds.
Ash: Call.
Ash bets some of his chips.
Another card appears on the table.
Clementine: Hm... I raise!
Clementine raises.
Brock:... I fold.
Claptrap: Fold.
Ash: Oh boy, look at the money... Raise!
Clementine shows her cards and Ash shows his.
Clementine: Oh no!
Ash: Groovy.
The final card appears on the table.
Ash: That's the stuff.
Glados: Clementine has Two Pair and Ash has Three of a Kind. Ash wins the hand!
Ash takes some of Clementine's chips.
Ash: Sorry if I hurt your feelings kid.
Clementine: I won't let you win!
Brock: Big talk coming from the little girl who lost some of her chips.
Clementine: I won't lose this time!
Glados gives everybody the cards. Clementine looks at hers.
Clementine: Let's hope this works. Check.
Brock: Check.
Sam: Check.
Ash: Check.
Claptrap: Check.
Three cards appear on the table and Clementine is a bit worried.
Clementine: Check.
Brock: Check.
Claptrap: I'm gonna check.
Ash: Raise.
Ash raises.
Sam: Fold.
Sam folds.
Another card appears on the table.
Clementine: Raise.
Brock: Fold.
Brock folds.
Claptrap: These cards suck! I fold.
Claptrap folds.
Ash: Call.
Ash calls.
The final card appears on the table and Clementine is very scared.
Ash: Ok, all in!
Ash bets all his chips.
Clementine: Oh no!
Ash: So, ready to give up?
Clementine: Not yet! All in!
Clementine bets all her chips.
Brock: That was a stupid move kid.
Clementine: I know.
Clementine shows her cards and Ash shows his. Ash gasps.
Clementine: I guess this it. Ok Ash, you can have my ha-
Ash: Son of a!
Clementine: Huh?
Glados: Clementine has a Full House. Ash has Two Pair. Clementine wins.
Clementine: Yes!
Clementine takes Ash's chips.
Glados: Ash is eliminated.
Ash: Damn. If you need me, I'll be at the bar, waiting for a demon apocalypse.
Ash walks away.
Sam: Well, Ash won't sleep tonight. That's for sure.
Claptrap: He got his butt handed to him by a little girl!
Clementine: Not just any little girl.
Glados gives the players the cards.
Claptrap: Call.
Claptrap bets some of his chips.
Brock: Fold.
Brock folds.
Sam: Check.
Clementine: Check.
Three cards appear on the table.
Clementine: Check.
Claptrap: Raise!
Claptrap raises.
Sam: Fold.
Sam folds.
Another card appears on the table.
Clementine: Hm... All in!
Claptrap: Really? Ok, all in baby!
Clementine shows her cards and Claptrap shows his. Clementine almost has Three of a Kind and Claptrap has King High.
Claptrap: AH!
Clementine: Haha!
The final card appears on the table.
Claptrap: Ah f*** this!
Clementine: Swear.
Glados: Clementine has Three of a King. Claptrap has King High. Clementine wins.
Clementine takes Claptrap's chips.
Clementine: Who is the loser now?
Claptrap: Shut up or I'll call Steve to beat you up and those others losers from the motor inn!
Glados: Claptrap is eliminated.
Claptrap: I was getting started!
Glados: Trust me, you weren't.
Claptrap walks away.
Brock: So, it's now me, the dog and the girl huh?
Glados: Quite ironic, don't you think, Mr. Samson?
Brock: Yeah well she will lose right now.
Glados gives everybody the cards. Clementine looks at her cards and she smiles.
Clementine: Call.
Clementine bets some of her chips.
Brock: Raise.
Brock raises.
Sam: Fold.
Sam folds.
Three cards appear on the table and Brock slams his fist on the table.
Clementine: Check.
Brock: Check.
Another card appears on the table.
Brock: Hahahaha. Hey Clementine.
Clementine: Yeah?
Brock: You want this pot?
Brock bets all his chips.
Brock: Go ahead.
Brock makes a crazy face at Clementine.
Brock: Take it from me!
Clementine gulps.
Clementine: All in.
Clementine bets all her chips. Clementine shows her card and Brock shows his.
Clementine: Oh no.
Brock: Nice.
The final card appears on the table and...
Clementine: YES!
Brock: SON OF A BITCH!
Clementine: Swear.
Glados: Clementine has a Straight. Brock has Three of a Kind. Clementine wins.
Clementine takes Brock's chips.
Glados: Brock is eliminated.
Brock looks angry.
Glados: Brock, do you acquire assistance?
Brock: I'm... FINE!
Brock walks away. Now it's Clementine and Sam.
Clementine: It's just us now.
Sam: Yup. I can't believe you managed to beat the others. Are you a magician, Clem?
Clementine: No. I guess I'm lucky.
Sam: Well, your luck won't help you against me.
Clementine: We'll see.
Glados gives Clementine and Sam the cards. Clementine looks at her cards and she smiles and Sam looks at his cards and smiles aswell.
Sam: All in!
Sam bets all his chips.
Clementine: All in!
Clementine bets all her chips.
Clementine shows her cards and Sam shows his.
Clementine: Huh...
Sam: Hm...
The three cards appear on the table.
Clementine: No!
Sam: No! I mean yes!
The next card appears on the table.
Clementine: Ha!
Sam: Grrrr!
Now the final card. Both Clementine are Sam are sweating, waiting for the final card and the final card appears and...
Clementine: YAY!
Sam: Well, that wasn't fun.
Glados: Clementine has a Royal Flush. Sam has Four of a Kind. Clementine wins.
Clementine takes Sam's chips.
Winslow: And the winner is Clementine!
Clementine: Yes! I din't lose my hat and I have money!
Sam: Ugh, Max is never gonna let me hear the end of this.
Max: You lost to a girl! You lost to a girl! Everybody!
At the motor inn, Lee is searching for Clementine.
Lee: Ben, where the fuck is Clementine?
Ben: Um... I don't know.
Lee: I hope you aren't lying cause if you are I'll-
Clementine shows up with many bags of food, clothes and weapons.
Lee: Clementine! Where were you and... Where did you get all of this?!
Clementine: Ummm... I got out of the motor inn and I found a shop which had foods, clothes and other stuff.
Lee: Really? Well good job, Clem. The others will be happy about this.
Clementine: Yeah. Hey Lee, can we play poker?
Lee: Sure. But I should warn you that I am a good player at poker.
Clementine: That's not what the others said.
Lee: What others?
Clementine: Um... No one.
The End.